Posts by NARCassist

1. 2017-07-04 at 4:44 PM UTC in eaysiest items to steal to resell on ebay
   

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   you can often find good stuff to sell on ebay in the charity shops.
   
   
   
   
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2. 2017-07-04 at 4:43 PM UTC in An Idiot's Guide to Difficult First Time
   

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   also, you know the german word for virgin? ..fitzniceantight.
   
   
   
   
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3. 2017-07-04 at 4:42 PM UTC in An Idiot's Guide to Difficult First Time
   

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   just one thing tho. its not sex if you use one of those shitty condom things. its just mutual masturbation with a rubber bag.
   
   
   
   
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4. 2017-07-04 at 2:46 PM UTC in eaysiest items to steal to resell on ebay
   

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   Originally posted by mary boots is heat wif feds cus all xpensive perfumes n klepto tween girls

   
   don't go in the big ones, go in the small town ones. they have all the expensive perfumes in locked cabinets or behind the counters. the flash drives are no where near the perfumes, usually on an end shelf where the batteries are. they have sony headphones there too which are just as easy. also a lot of them have hair straighteners and clippers and electric razors which are quite easy too. dress as a dork and go in when they are busy.
   
   
   
   
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5. 2017-07-04 at 2:40 PM UTC in Girls are frightening
   

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   Originally posted by infinityshock theres too much risk in them regaining consciousness or waking up. best to bash their brains in until they flatline.
   
   there is also the benefit of not having to worry about the risk of pregnancy.
   
   best birth control method. ever.

   
   good advice
   
   
   
   
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6. 2017-07-04 at 2:36 PM UTC in tfw anxious...
   

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   Originally posted by Sophie I'm feeling a little anxious too. I went a little hard on the Oxy and Fent for a while. I suspect low key w/d. Very low key but just enough to be a nuisance. Also mental illness. Oh me loife!

   
   same, been hitting the smack a little too much lately, like everyday for the last week, so got some uncomfortable days ahead. i can handle cold turkey now a lot better than i used to tho, so i'll survive.
   
   @HTS - mail companies still open the sorting offices over holidays to sort mail even if they are not delivering it. otherwise they would fall behind and would face a shit ton of extra mail to sort once the holidays were over. that would be a very inefficient way to run a mail delivery service.
   
   
   
   
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7. 2017-07-04 at 2:01 PM UTC in The whorth of jedicry you focking yanks
   

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   Why not?
8. 2017-07-04 at 1:33 PM UTC in have your independance you yank fucks
   

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   Originally posted by infinityshock thats not what i saw when i was there. i remember seeing a light skinned nigger at a tourist place and all the locals were fawning over him like he was a rock star.

   
   so when you say 'all the locals', you're referring to all the 65 million inhabitants of this country?
   
   
   
   
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9. 2017-07-04 at 1:15 PM UTC in have your independance you yank fucks
   

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   Originally posted by infinityshock obviously, i have, retard.
   
   i remember when i first saw UKistanee television shows how flagrantly obvious and pathetic the nigger-love was there. i now see the same thing being attempted in the US but at least there is backlash here. over there you faggot cucks were overjoyed at the handsome and well tanned individual infestation.

   
   https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=english+defense+league
   
   its the elite who are enabling the immigration for the cheap labor it gives them which obviously boosts their profits. most englishmen fucking hate immigration and don't stop going on about it. you can tell its fundamentally racism even tho most wouldn't admit it.
   
   
   
   
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10. 2017-07-04 at 1:03 PM UTC in do you think this tether bypass would work?
    

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    video was posted 3 years ago so not sure if out of date.
    
    
    
    
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11. 2017-07-04 at 1:02 PM UTC in do you think this tether bypass would work?
    

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12. 2017-07-04 at 12:31 PM UTC in Communism
    

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    plus the only difference between eastern dictatorships and western 'democracies' is perception and media led propaganda. the so called 'free' western states are just dictatorship by stealth.
    
    
    
    
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13. 2017-07-04 at 12:29 PM UTC in Communism
    

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    Originally posted by infinityshock name one successful western communist state.
    
    china only works with communism because zipperheads are weak and even still there is massive population unrest against it.

    
    cuba
    
    
    
    
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14. 2017-07-04 at 12:26 PM UTC in have your independance you yank fucks
    

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    Originally posted by infinityshock look at the american reaction to the handsome and well tanned individual invasion…then look at the UKistan-ee reaction to the handsome and well tanned individual invasion.
    
    you fucking limeys WANT the handsome and well tanned individuals to overtake your shithole country. americans voted in trump specifically to stop the handsome and well tanned individual invasion.

    
    obviously you never been to england hense your totally ignorant and couldn't be more wrong statement you just made.
    
    lol
    
    
    
    
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15. 2017-07-04 at 12:21 PM UTC in have your independance you yank fucks
    

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    also how do you feel about the fact it was the british that imported all the african slaves which is why there are so many african americans now a days? does that make you angry infaggotryscat? does it does it??
    
    
    
    
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16. 2017-07-04 at 12:19 PM UTC in have your independance you yank fucks
    

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    Originally posted by infinityshock thats obvious…youd rather be invaded and overrun by handsome and well tanned individuals.
    
    congrats, you niggers

    
    like america got no colored people?
    
    
    
    
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17. 2017-07-04 at 11:40 AM UTC in Communism
    

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    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume You're forgetting the fact that we're already being monitored by ASI/E.T.
    
    It's more likely that instead of housing ourselves on a physical medium we'll use electromagnetic energy.

    
    sounds like the basis of a good sci-fi movie.
    
    
    
    
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18. 2017-07-04 at 11:33 AM UTC in Coming across a porn clip of someone you know/have met.
    

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    Originally posted by RisiR † I fucking hope so. I thought it would be a great way to advertise myself to the other gender.
    
    "Here look, I can fuck…".

    
    for real, you could end up like john holmes.
    
    
    
    
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19. 2017-07-04 at 11:32 AM UTC in Communism
    

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    hacking and anti-hacking is and always will be a cat and mouse game. besides what if an alien race happened upon our planet and they thought, 'haha look at these idiots living their lives within a primitive computer simulation. with our highly technical computer systems we can simply hack in and totally pwn them all'. would you really want to take that chance, albeit it even being a very slight one?
    
    
    
    
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20. 2017-07-04 at 11:15 AM UTC in Communism
    

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    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume Won't happen we'll be quantumly secured … unless ASI assholes figure a way to circumvent that and enslave us
    
    
    

    
    and you'll quantumly hacked.
    
    
    
    
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