Posts by NARCassist

1. 2017-06-29 at 7:54 AM UTC in The plight of the dallas cowboys
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   actually...
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   they got a beer for that
   
   
   
   
   
   
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2. 2017-06-29 at 7:53 AM UTC in The plight of the dallas cowboys
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby wish i had another brew

   
   there's no beer for that
   
   
   
   
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3. 2017-06-29 at 7:49 AM UTC in The plight of the dallas cowboys
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Malice Bill Krozby, your life stories are completely inane and worthless. They are without any value, just as you are.

   
   what and you think yours are interesting?? pot/kettle much.
   
   
   
   
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4. 2017-06-29 at 7:48 AM UTC in Today I went to the core
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   they got a beer for that
   
   
   
   
   
   
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5. 2017-06-29 at 7:45 AM UTC in Game: Ask Ouiji
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   oh I know this, its the jolly green giants cock
   
   
   
   
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6. 2017-06-29 at 7:44 AM UTC in The plight of the dallas cowboys
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   they got a beer for that
   
   
   
   
   
   
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7. 2017-06-29 at 7:23 AM UTC in New Turnover
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   I came here for a new leaf.
   
   
   
   
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8. 2017-06-29 at 7:21 AM UTC in IM REALLY HIGH
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   I just get high, that's all.
   
   
   
   
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9. 2017-06-29 at 7:21 AM UTC in Hi from a Tibetan Buddhist
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   this could well be the funniest scron alt yet
   
   
   
   
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10. 2017-06-28 at 7:53 PM UTC in best way to hang yourself?
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Ingredients:
    
    - Super glue
    - cheese wire
    
    Instructions:
    
    - Tie cheese wire around your neck and to something strong.
    - Open super glue
    - apply liberally onto both hands
    - Place hands on either side of head and wait for glue to dry
    - Kick the stool
    
    Now the cheese wire will strangle you, then eventually cut through your neck and decapitate you, but since you glued your hands to your head, it will look like you ripped your own head off, which is hardcore as fuck.

    
    do this at the end of the pier with a longer wire attached to a heavy weight. just kick the weight off the end of the pier and it will take the wire off into the water.
    
    similarly you can frame somebody for your murder by tying a handgun to a helium balloon and blowing your brains out in their back yard.
    
    
    
    
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11. 2017-06-28 at 7:47 PM UTC in Fucking Hell
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    also
    
    
    
    and for the kids
    
    
    
    
    
    
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12. 2017-06-28 at 7:46 PM UTC in Fucking Hell
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^do they have a brew for having the beer shits

    
    they got a beer for that
    
    
    
    
    
    
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13. 2017-06-28 at 7:43 PM UTC in Things that make you want to commit mass murder
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    when you walking in a shopping center or high street and there are people constantly in your way peering at their iphones or chatting about some shit that's on special without a single thought about what's going on around them. and they just constantly wander in your way. you might see them coming 20 yards away and you veer to go around them, and then in the last few feet they suddenly veer straight into your path again, making you have to veer again or nearly walk into them. and these dumb fucks are everywhere in the shopping centers, like a fucking zombie apocalypse.
    
    
    
    
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14. 2017-06-28 at 7:38 PM UTC in boys kissing
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    well it would seem there is a gap in the market for dwarf jism beer.
    
    
    
    
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15. 2017-06-28 at 7:34 PM UTC in What the heck even is this?
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    actually,
    
    they got a beer for that
    
    
    
    
    
    
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16. 2017-06-28 at 7:32 PM UTC in What the heck even is this?
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by DocFoster >gluten free

    
    yeh they got a.... ahh fuck it.
    
    
    
    
    
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17. 2017-06-28 at 7:32 PM UTC in Fucking Hell
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    they got a beer for that
    
    
    
    
    
    
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18. 2017-06-28 at 7:22 PM UTC in Good Morning NIS
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I dunno, I just googled galaga beer and was very surprised to get a result tbph.
    
    
    
    
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19. 2017-06-28 at 7:20 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    they got a beer for that^
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
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20. 2017-06-28 at 7:15 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    they got a beer for that^
    
    
    
    
    
    
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