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Posts by NARCassist

  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock it'd have to be her ass because you sure to fuck wouldn't know what to do with a real live pussy.

    not counting your neighbors cat.

    well bill, you see us hetero men refer to a woman as 'a piece of ass'. now that refers to the entire woman, especially her minge.




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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock you need more practice. keep trying…your aim will improve.

    now that was actually funny.




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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock plenty of room in your house…yet this clown goes two years without seeing you?

    is his name Lennay Kekua by any chance?

    no, his name is rex hymens




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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 10 Ft. Ganja Plant sex?
    taoist monks believe that sexual abstinence is the key to longevity YET they keep on dying






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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 prove it! source :)

    i'm the fucking architect of this scenario.




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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    altho we'd prolly stop in derby for a cup of tea and a crumpet or two.




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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    if kinks ever stepped foot in the uk i would bang her ass to scotland and back.




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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    was your daughter, would you bang?

    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=145538931




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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    the world changes constantly, you cannot change or stop that. you either adapt or die. that is a fundamental force of nature, it was happening long before humans came along. you cannot fight change, change will just leave you behind and continue on without you.




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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    there were no security cameras in or around either the room or the rave.




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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    2 years was too long for me




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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    this ain't gonna work if you give him the answers.




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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    who was it that had steve carell as his avatar? he would often post 'i came' at very inappropriate moments. gave a few lols doing that.




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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by sploo lol 90% of that post was useless information

    any of these

    1. place a chair angled around the area she fell and hit her head. if you have a syringe and dope (you usually do), inject her corpse so it could be explained that she OD'd and fell over, then phone 911 asking for narcan to report an overdose, do some dope yourself as to not be suspect.

    explain the chair more. why put it there? how does this collaborate your story?

    your police interrogation is about to start. better make sure you got your shit together sploo.




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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader do you know why coffee beans are called arabica ????

    yes, it was discovered by nigger arabicas.

    starbucks, coffee shops are actually their culture, whitemen adopted it, and then thot it as their own.

    the culture is theirs.

    by that logic mcdonalds is fucking german. its the starbucks brand that is american, not the coffee.




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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader

    anybody noticed no females allowed ???

    but that is a part of their culture already. the starbucks is an american culture which they have accepted into their own culture, contrary to what inflippancystick said about how muslims will not tolerate western cultures yet expect us to accept theirs. talking out of his ass as usual.




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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by sploo ok

    is it about scoring heroin?

    not quite.

    imagine this scenario.

    a friend who you've known about six months and do meth with, asks you if you want to go to an illegal rave party tonight. you agree and arrange to meet outside a local store near where you both live. its a 7/11 store. you go and wait in the car park, but after a while your friend still hasn't shown and has not replied to your calls or texts. you go in the store and buy a beer, you also have some meth on you, quite a bit actually. you go round the back of the store and smoke a pipe behind some bins. you come back and wait some more in the car park, but after a while its clear your friend isn't going to show. you think what the hell, you'll go to the party anyway, maybe he'll be there.

    so you get to the party, you do a little meth and you look around for your pal. you try calling his cellphone a few more times, but there's no answer. you can't find him anywhere. you've asked multiple people but nobody knows of him. then you get chatting to some cute student chick. she is clearly quite high on ecstasy and is being very flirty with you. she actually knows your friend and used to date his brother in high school. they also grew up a few streets apart, went to the same school and were friends while at school. but she has not seen him tonight. when she realizes you have meth she invites you back to her place nearby, so you go along. she lives in a student accommodation block at the back of the local uni. the block is along the tree line to a small wooded area with a lake nearby.

    inside you start to hit on her and after smoking a few bowls you both end up in bed fucking for hours. you spend the rest of the day there smoking bowls, drinking some beers she has in the refrigerator and fucking her senseless. by the evening time you've got a bit bored, you try to call your friend again and he answers. he tells you he got arrested the night before on possession. he tells you where he is so you tell him you're on your way. you figure you'll help your pal out with a few shards in his hour of need. just before you hang up the chick shouts at the phone 'hi [insert friend name]', you quickly mention you hooked up at the party, then you hang up. you go to the bathroom, you piss, you throw up a bit, you clean yourself up and get dressed.

    you are just coming out of the bathroom and you catch the chick going through your pockets, you see she has the rest of your meth in her hand which she tries to slip into her pocket. you instinctively grab at her to get your meth back, she struggles and suddenly she gets knocked over quite hard and trips. her head bangs hard on the corner of a solid wood chest of drawers and she falls on the floor. you get the meth from her pocket then over the next few seconds it dawns on you that you are staring at her corpse. and of course with the drugs involved there is little chance of anybody accepting this wasn't a homicide. now you do not want to spend the next 20 years to life in a fucking cell with a bunch of junkie degenerates, rapists and murderers.

    so how do you get out of this situation sploo? how do you cover any tracks and/or what story do you give to the police? obviously you only get one chance to get it right with the police, you fuck it up and you're history.

    obviously we have to assume that sploo has his genius ability while high on meth, just for the sake of the exercise. this will test sploo's real world ability to solve problems. a genius should be pretty good at doing this in theory.




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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader not true.

    it can remain operational becos :

    1] money laundering.

    2] a front with foreign funding

    3] all of the above.

    yeh but that's prolly less than 5% of restaurants




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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Has a cool avatar photo of Gandhi showing off his might!






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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by NARCassist ok, i'm gonna give you an imaginary 'real world' scenario. you then reply with how you would solve the problem.

    do you think you are up to this?




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    let me know if you're up to the challenge sploo.





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