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Posts by NARCassist

  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by AFJ https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/738330950/i-just-had-sex-with-a-10-year-old-ama

    lololol

    might put this on 4chan for lolz, although they prolly seen it already.




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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    why is it i make a serious fred on these boards and they're lucky to get 5 replies, then i make dumb jokey freds like this, not expecting more than 5 replies, and they go mad, lol.




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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by cerakote ask someone from chicago if theyve ever had a pie and be prepared for extreme confusion

    i've heard plenty americans be like 'savoury pies, wtf?'

    i thought you guys only did apple or pumpkin and stuff.




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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Kinkou Wut u think a corn dog is

    battered sausage on a stick




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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you guys trying to tell me about a pie is like me trying to tell you about a corndog.




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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 But your silly little countries are smaller than some of California's Counties let alone the state of California or Texas . Shit Western Europe is only a little bit bigger than Alaska, and Russia is massive but only 100 million people only live there so it's more like a bunch of hill billies spread out.

    but there isn't a single state that has the population or wealth anywhere close to the tiny little UK. you guys should be ashamed of yourselves. all that space and natural resource, yet you just don't really know how to utilize it properly.




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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 霍比特人 Just MAYBE tho money has something to do with it


    of course money has something to do with it. it has everything to do with it.




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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by cerakote this is actually a fairly common food item in america but as kinkou said theyre generally called a pie here (pigeon pie, mince pie, shepherds pie, etc)

    the pic you posted looks like a pot pie except in nearly hotpocket format. if you havent ever had pot pies, theyre basically just stew in a pie crust. but the filling in that… hnnnng. lamb is awesome and its even better with mint jelly and both of those things together sounds like a good way to bust a nut with no stimulation

    i'm english pal, course i've had a pie or two.




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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by cerakote commence blog

    so i eradicated a small civilization of mold that was occupying my shower today. a few years ago, we had people cone fix and paint over a bit of water damage in the cieling caused by the apartment above ours. well, when these fuckniggers came and did all of that, they didnt lay a cover down over the shower. so whenever i used it for the first time after coming back from visiting family, there was a fine layer of paint, sheetrock dust, and whatever other miscellaneous grime they left behind all the fuck over my shower, which had already hardened at this point. and this wouldnt be so bad if it werent for the fact that our buildings foundation is FUCKED, so what was once a properly graded bathroom that didnt have problems with moisture is now the ideal spot for mold to grow. the lightly textured surface of the dust and paint residue served as a good place for the mold to root as well. so eventually, after growing up enough to start to care about the way my shit looks, i started to notice that this wasnt just my shower's appearance, it was actually a niggerload of mold in it. in my inital attempts to combat the problem, i started running through tilex like its nothing, which wasnt as effective as id hoped. cut to thursday, the day i decide enough is enough. i got a steel wool pad from work (not the shitty crackhead tier ones either, i got steel rawhide nibba) and an extra pair of cutter gloves to outfit myself for my impending killing spree. mixed up some white vinegar and blue dawn soap, which buttfucks mold by the way. its no bleach, but i was going to be in there until i was finished for better or for worse and didnt want to fuck my shit up with the fumes. anyway, there was such a layer of soap scum on my shower door that instead of being clear like plexiglas should be, it was opaque. finally, after sustained jihad against the mold menace, i prevailed. the cutter gloves i had were trashed by the end of it. i had 2 of them on each hand and the mold still managed to saturate both layers. my shower went from a greenish beige mixed with grey color to clean eggshell white again and the fact that i ever let it get this bad makes me disgusted with myself. at least now that ive finally completed the mold crusade i dont have to worry about showering in what looks like a gas chamber

    Post last edited by cerakote at 2017-07-09T06:12:49.292564+00:00

    for when it comes back

    http://www.boricacid.net.au/how-get-rid-mould-boric-acid

    which it will.




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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Kinkou That's ur issue not mine ;)

    but you cause it. least you could do is a quick shakey.




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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Kinkou I'm glad I don't have this issue lol

    yeh but you give me this issue




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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by AFJ I'm gonna have to go out on a limb here and say no. lol …BECAUSE ITS NOT REAL!

    I can understand the possible reasoning behind these dolls though.

    only somebody who'd actually fucked a little girls vagina could answer that question tho.




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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    getting a boner puts your brain into pussy mode. nothing you can do about it tho.




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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Kinkou I'll scare all of you.

    you scare me, but i find that incredibly exciting tho.




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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeh you so smart sploo




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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    do you reckon you're smart enough to get away with murder sploo?




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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader those ads are 12year old.

    some of them looked as young as 5 to me




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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i don't get it, are you addicted to the minds of girls who smoke, or do you put girls minds into a bong and smoke them? neither really make sense but either way you need counselling.




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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Shut up, you.

    you don't scare me




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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    lol, malice got owned by scron in his own fred




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