Posts by NARCassist

2017-07-19 at 9:23 AM UTC in is this real tho?

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Originally posted by 10 Ft. Ganja Plant

narc do u have a sis

i do, don't fuck her tho, she not hot enough.

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2017-07-18 at 10:21 PM UTC in is this real tho?

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Originally posted by Sophie Here's a protip: Killing the prostitute will make it so you don't have to pay her.

and you get the necro bonus.

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2017-07-18 at 10:20 PM UTC in is this real tho?

NARCassist gollums fat coach

i been watching some of those alyssa hart daddy/daughter/sister vids. she's a fucking hot little thing, plays the part of the cutsey little teen sis/daughter very convincingly. even tho the storylines are your typical porn naff bullshit, she's like a nympho jan brady in the hottest episode of the brady bunch ever.

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2017-07-18 at 9:46 PM UTC in is this real tho?

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Originally posted by Sophie Lanny and the police will not allow me to post the wincest i may or may not possess.

why, its not illegal is it?

actually forget i asked that, just realized who i'm talking to. lol

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2017-07-18 at 9:44 PM UTC in is this real tho?

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Originally posted by Sophie Butcher: "How may i help you today sir"
You: "DO YOU HAVE PIG CUNT!?"

"DON'T BE DAFT, THIS IS A BUTCHERS SHOP. THE POLICE STATION IS IN THE NEXT STREET SIR."

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2017-07-18 at 9:43 PM UTC in is this real tho?

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who votes we turn this fred into a 'post real wincezt' fred?

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2017-07-18 at 9:10 PM UTC in Say something positive about the poster above you

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Originally posted by mashlehash Dude….Kinkou is extremely beautifal and I find myself in a crush sometimes,

Based upon her facial features.

I should murder her boyfriend.

i find when i jerk off to her pic, the furry cat ears just make me cum even harder.

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2017-07-18 at 9:04 PM UTC in is this real tho?

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Originally posted by mashlehash I dunno, I saw a picture of someone licking a dead pigs vagina–

so…..

the thought of that just made me cum. how was the pig killed? did it suffer? i hope so, coz the only good pig is a dead pig. hopefully it got what was coming after trying to control freak some fucker with its handcuffs or summing.

also how you know it was a pig? did it still have its fucking clown uniform on in the pic?

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2017-07-18 at 8:51 PM UTC in I'm hoping for a change at 1,500 posts

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any change is a good change.

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2017-07-18 at 8:48 PM UTC in is this real tho?

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it has a very real feel to it until the end. what seems weird to me is who the fuck having just been caught fucking their sister by their mom, would continue to film the mom while she's confronting you about it. apart from that it does seem pretty legit.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58785857b49b5

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2017-07-18 at 8:08 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

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Originally posted by hydromorphone T-PAIN sodium, obviously… since I'm a T-PAIN addict… I even said, each jar contains 50grams @ 212$ a jar… do the math.

you wasn't very specific on the number of jars tho. its difficult to multiply $212 by 'dozens' to get a substantial answer.

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2017-07-18 at 7:54 PM UTC in today i went to the store

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times must be bad niggas, if this old fred gotta be bumpetybumped

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2017-07-18 at 7:52 PM UTC in I'm about to go jail

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Originally posted by benny vader nah, the ''chair'' detects electromagnetic signals and they can do it with you either clothed or unclothed.

and the only reason the unclothed you was becos they're british.

they actually sit you on it once you dressed again, before you go out the cubicle. i think they know full well everyone would kick off having to sit bare ass on something all the other tramps and reprobates had sat bare ass on to. in british jails we don't do the batty boy thing like you amerifags do in jail.

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2017-07-18 at 7:04 PM UTC in I'm about to go jail

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Originally posted by -SpectraL They check your dick and nuts. You'd have to hoop the phone.

its hard to even do that now. when i went in reception when they strip you they make you sit on this high tech chair thingy that detects phones. its not even x-ray or metal detector, from what i hear it detects lithium and shit like that somehow, even through the body. altho i've heard some prisoners say its not 100%, but i don't take much heed in what prisoners say, most of them talk absolute bollocks.

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2017-07-18 at 6:55 PM UTC in What's the rarest drug you've tried?

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Originally posted by NARCassist i had qualuudes when i got busted. they are very rare now.

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Originally posted by -SpectraL Another fairly rare one was Quaaludes [Methaqualone].

no shit sherlock

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2017-07-18 at 6:47 PM UTC in Why does every fucking drug have to have a come down?

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i just have little binges now, then i use a small bit over the next couple of days. if i binge for a few days and don't do that i will feel mild withdrawals. i think that might be what hydro refers to as tapering down.

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2017-07-18 at 6:36 PM UTC in I wonder if any dolphins/sharks/poprpuses were ever mistaken for enemy submarines and shot at.

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Originally posted by benny vader have you seen deaf whales ???

did you say daff from wales? he went down the pub.

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2017-07-18 at 4:34 PM UTC in Ah shit, just fucked my sister.

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this^ is my pal. his name is bill.

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2017-07-18 at 4:33 PM UTC in Why does every fucking drug have to have a come down?

NARCassist gollums fat coach

lsd is top banana, you prolly just not doing it right

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2017-07-18 at 3:14 PM UTC in I'm about to go jail

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You misunderstood

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