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2017-07-22 at 3:03 PM UTC in buying a house someone was murdered in

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i bet kurt cobain's house increased in value.

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2017-07-22 at 3:02 PM UTC in buying a house someone was murdered in

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Originally posted by infinityshock yes. where i live it is a law (literally…a law) if someone dies in a house the current-owner has to disclose that to the buyer.

some dude blew his head off with a shotgun in my living room. i checked for any evidence and there wasnt a single speck of it anywhere. all the drywall had been replaced and there was zero evidence of any pellet marks on any of the wood studs or on the original roof trusses or decking.

yeh but some people would actually pay more for that.

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2017-07-22 at 2:58 PM UTC in Anyone here ever prank/troll authority figures as a kid?

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throwing rocks at high speed trains was hellalulz when we were kids. extra points for hitting the drivers window. then one day cops turned up, smacked us round the head and took us home. i think most of us almost genuinely shit our pants lol.

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2017-07-22 at 1:44 PM UTC in What would you do if The Gov. busted down your door

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that^ was fucking hilarious

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2017-07-22 at 1:26 PM UTC in Scrawny's Alts: A Comprehensive List

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Originally posted by Captain Falcon Watching straight porn is gay. Only watching trap porn is straight for guys.

ftfy

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2017-07-22 at 1:22 PM UTC in woman shocked after being asked to leave mall over outfit

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Originally posted by -SpectraL Like any muscle, the tit muscles must be regularly worked, or else they get sore. Obviously, African women exercise their tit muscles from a very early age.

lol what? you do know they don't have tits from a very early age right? what kinda cp you watching? you fucking weirdo.

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2017-07-22 at 1:19 PM UTC in woman shocked after being asked to leave mall over outfit

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Originally posted by Totse 2001 There has to be a joke about cold and nips n whatever

really why isn't this happening more often. free them puppies

i know rite? like who the fuck came up with the dumb retarded idea of getting bitches to cover up them titties in the first place? and why wasn't he hung, drawn, quartered and garrotted before being fed still alive to a pack of hungry wild dogs, for even suggesting such a ludicrous idea? like WTF??

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2017-07-22 at 1:08 PM UTC in Scrawny's Alts: A Comprehensive List

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no way dargo, a chick just called you gay lol

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2017-07-22 at 1:06 PM UTC in buying a house someone was murdered in

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no.

in the last few years there have been several drug overdoses in the house i'm currently living in tho, lol.

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2017-07-22 at 1:04 PM UTC in What would you do if you saw somebody urinating on some clothes at a store?

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if it was a chick and she was reasonably hot, i'd ask her to pee on me too.

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2017-07-22 at 1:03 PM UTC in Anyone here ever prank/troll authority figures as a kid?

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i still do it as an adult.

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2017-07-21 at 10:47 PM UTC in Yeah, and I don't like talkin' to strangers...

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Originally posted by The town people I dont think anyone but amateurs would want to hire/photograph some fat non passing tranny with freak estrogen tits

http://tinyurl.com/y9asn86b

oh, and i meant they're not amateur models, they're hookers pal.

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Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-07-21T22:49:33.455592+00:00

2017-07-21 at 10:08 PM UTC in I want to fuck a hipster or skateboarder

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fred needs pix

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2017-07-21 at 10:07 PM UTC in Dearest Lanny, please help brandon get his account back

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LOL, I'm assuming that's a spelling mistake and is meant to say beaners

Originally posted by aldra

2017-07-21 at 10:01 PM UTC in Dearest Lanny, please help brandon get his account back

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Originally posted by Dargo If alligat0rs turns into alliGAYtors, can we have COCKodiles turn into COCKodiles?

would you settle for CUCKodileS?

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2017-07-21 at 9:42 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

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Originally posted by Kinkou Thing is, he ruined it for anyone who might see me in tc,

oh well, their loss is our gain.

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2017-07-21 at 9:38 PM UTC in Scrawny's Alts: A Comprehensive List

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where is the list of all the NIS members at?

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2017-07-21 at 9:30 PM UTC in Pockets

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Originally posted by Kinkou None of my pants have pockets.

i'm thinking of one pocket you got in your pants right this very moment.

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2017-07-21 at 9:27 PM UTC in Find out the truth about drugs at drugfreeworld.org

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Originally posted by What_a_Kreep I think the name comes from more along the lines of "shit will take you to the moon."

sounds like you could go a lot further than that

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2017-07-21 at 9:25 PM UTC in Got muh Toyota Land Cruiser today

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Originally posted by What_a_Kreep You kind of sound like a very pompous snob. "Five miles on the 2017 car you just purchased? *scoffs* Peasant!" "Poor peasant Kreepy, doesn't even get her cars special delivered new to her house, she must be sooooo embarrassed."

its almost like he's just bought the flashiest most expensive car in the world. lol, there are way better machines driving around the roads than his shitty toyota.

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