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2017-07-17 at 1:46 AM UTC in if this chick...
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2017-07-17 at 1:42 AM UTC in God Bless the European peoplethe world changes constantly, you cannot change or stop that. you either adapt or die. that is a fundamental force of nature, it was happening long before humans came along. you cannot fight change, change will just leave you behind and continue on without you.
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2017-07-17 at 1:17 AM UTC in The two most unintelligent posters on this sitethere were no security cameras in or around either the room or the rave.
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2017-07-17 at 12:16 AM UTC in hey so How long can a man live without2 years was too long for me
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2017-07-16 at 11:26 PM UTC in The two most unintelligent posters on this sitethis ain't gonna work if you give him the answers.
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2017-07-16 at 10:24 PM UTC in Which poster do you miss the most?who was it that had steve carell as his avatar? he would often post 'i came' at very inappropriate moments. gave a few lols doing that.
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2017-07-16 at 10:17 PM UTC in The two most unintelligent posters on this site
Originally posted by sploo lol 90% of that post was useless information
any of these
1. place a chair angled around the area she fell and hit her head. if you have a syringe and dope (you usually do), inject her corpse so it could be explained that she OD'd and fell over, then phone 911 asking for narcan to report an overdose, do some dope yourself as to not be suspect.
explain the chair more. why put it there? how does this collaborate your story?
your police interrogation is about to start. better make sure you got your shit together sploo.
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2017-07-16 at 7:46 PM UTC in God Bless the European people
Originally posted by benny vader do you know why coffee beans are called arabica ????
yes, it was discovered by nigger arabicas.
starbucks, coffee shops are actually their culture, whitemen adopted it, and then thot it as their own.
the culture is theirs.
by that logic mcdonalds is fucking german. its the starbucks brand that is american, not the coffee.
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2017-07-16 at 7:10 PM UTC in God Bless the European people
Originally posted by benny vader
anybody noticed no females allowed ???
but that is a part of their culture already. the starbucks is an american culture which they have accepted into their own culture, contrary to what inflippancystick said about how muslims will not tolerate western cultures yet expect us to accept theirs. talking out of his ass as usual.
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2017-07-16 at 6:58 PM UTC in The two most unintelligent posters on this site
Originally posted by sploo ok
is it about scoring heroin?
not quite.
imagine this scenario.
a friend who you've known about six months and do meth with, asks you if you want to go to an illegal rave party tonight. you agree and arrange to meet outside a local store near where you both live. its a 7/11 store. you go and wait in the car park, but after a while your friend still hasn't shown and has not replied to your calls or texts. you go in the store and buy a beer, you also have some meth on you, quite a bit actually. you go round the back of the store and smoke a pipe behind some bins. you come back and wait some more in the car park, but after a while its clear your friend isn't going to show. you think what the hell, you'll go to the party anyway, maybe he'll be there.
so you get to the party, you do a little meth and you look around for your pal. you try calling his cellphone a few more times, but there's no answer. you can't find him anywhere. you've asked multiple people but nobody knows of him. then you get chatting to some cute student chick. she is clearly quite high on ecstasy and is being very flirty with you. she actually knows your friend and used to date his brother in high school. they also grew up a few streets apart, went to the same school and were friends while at school. but she has not seen him tonight. when she realizes you have meth she invites you back to her place nearby, so you go along. she lives in a student accommodation block at the back of the local uni. the block is along the tree line to a small wooded area with a lake nearby.
inside you start to hit on her and after smoking a few bowls you both end up in bed fucking for hours. you spend the rest of the day there smoking bowls, drinking some beers she has in the refrigerator and fucking her senseless. by the evening time you've got a bit bored, you try to call your friend again and he answers. he tells you he got arrested the night before on possession. he tells you where he is so you tell him you're on your way. you figure you'll help your pal out with a few shards in his hour of need. just before you hang up the chick shouts at the phone 'hi [insert friend name]', you quickly mention you hooked up at the party, then you hang up. you go to the bathroom, you piss, you throw up a bit, you clean yourself up and get dressed.
you are just coming out of the bathroom and you catch the chick going through your pockets, you see she has the rest of your meth in her hand which she tries to slip into her pocket. you instinctively grab at her to get your meth back, she struggles and suddenly she gets knocked over quite hard and trips. her head bangs hard on the corner of a solid wood chest of drawers and she falls on the floor. you get the meth from her pocket then over the next few seconds it dawns on you that you are staring at her corpse. and of course with the drugs involved there is little chance of anybody accepting this wasn't a homicide. now you do not want to spend the next 20 years to life in a fucking cell with a bunch of junkie degenerates, rapists and murderers.
so how do you get out of this situation sploo? how do you cover any tracks and/or what story do you give to the police? obviously you only get one chance to get it right with the police, you fuck it up and you're history.
obviously we have to assume that sploo has his genius ability while high on meth, just for the sake of the exercise. this will test sploo's real world ability to solve problems. a genius should be pretty good at doing this in theory.
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2017-07-16 at 6:06 PM UTC in God Bless the European people
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2017-07-16 at 5:18 PM UTC in Say something positive about the poster above you
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2017-07-16 at 5:16 PM UTC in The two most unintelligent posters on this site
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2017-07-16 at 5:01 PM UTC in God Bless the European people
Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume Ok imagine this scenario, maybe you'll be able to process this using your feeble little brain.
Imagine you're born in a small village and for the first 20 years of your life everything functions just as it has since your birth, creating a stable and comfortable environment.
also i cannot possibly convey in words to you just how mind numbingly fucking boring that life sounds to me.
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2017-07-16 at 4:48 PM UTC in God Bless the European peopleoh my giddy aunt
i dunno what world you people think you're living in but it definitely isn't reality. a lot of you americans need to get out of this isolationist way of thinking. its not 1880 anymore, we live in a globalized society. and american culture and influence is way more powerful around the world than anything, so you really have no need for this 'identity' crisis that a lot of you are having. stop fearing change because its nothing new and is never as bad as you think it will be. the positives will always weigh out the bad if you give them a chance. nobody is going to make you celebrate ramadam or eat a fucking kebab if you don't want to. although you would definitely enjoy both of them, plus many other eastern delights. know what i mean.
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2017-07-16 at 4:48 PM UTC in God Bless the European peoplei mean could you imagine iran accepting rock or rap music?
and could you ever imagine anything so blasphemous as muslims celebrating a truly american pagen holiday like halloween? there's just no way in the fucking world these handsome and well tanned individuals would accept something like that into their culture. here are some egyptians not celebrating halloween.
holy shit, was that not the american cultural icons chucky and jigsaw painted on the wall?
and look at this muslim woman not celebrating halloween. because she is so fundamentalist in her islamic beliefs and completely not open to western culture..
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2017-07-16 at 4:47 PM UTC in God Bless the European people
i mean the influence they've had on our society is massive. i mean american cultures effect on british society is dwarfed by comparison to what these handsome and well tanned individuals have done to us. we have no mcdonalds or burgerking, no pizzahut, no cocacola, no american tv or hollywood movies, no jazz, house or rock music, no halloween, no apple iphones, no youtube, no starbucks, no disney, no american slang or language, no MTV generation, no jackass, no gangsta rap, no google, no video games, no simpsons, no internet, no facebook, twitter or instagram, no uber, no kfc, the non-list is fucking endless.
but of course none of these things would ever be tolerated in muslim societies would they.
for example you wouldn't see mcdonalds in pakistan
notice all the women wearing burkas.
and of course the middle east would never tolerate a western culture like starbucks
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2017-07-16 at 4:47 PM UTC in God Bless the European people
also muslims don't drink so sharia law dictates that all pubs and alcohol venders close down. here are some of the non existant pubs and off-licenses in slough.
the flags in chalvey is not what you see in the picture.
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2017-07-16 at 4:46 PM UTC in God Bless the European people
this one used to be an asian supermarket(paki shop) on the trading estate. i don't know what it is now but it sure cannot be a bookies with all the sharia law and everything.
this is chalvey, which is what they call 'little pakistan' coz of the amount of muslims living there. not a bookies in sight huh?
notice in this one the distinct lack of english food outlets as well as the non existing bookmakers. they've all gone coz the immigrants took over. -
2017-07-16 at 4:46 PM UTC in God Bless the European people
omfg just look at all those people wearing burkas and sari's and turbans and shit. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
JESUS CHRIST ITS A FUCKING INVASION, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
can you see all those muslim values that have taken affect on the town.
no gambling means all the bookies have had to close. look, you cannot see a bookies anywhere in the town
