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2017-08-02 at 7:10 AM UTC in Animals, breh
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2017-08-02 at 6:46 AM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
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2017-08-02 at 6:33 AM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!if you can't make a living then you fail as a human being and should just kill yourself. jfc there are teenagers starting businesses and becoming millionaires by the time they are 18. what's your fucking excuse?
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2017-08-02 at 6:10 AM UTC in Say something positive about the poster above you
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2017-08-02 at 5:04 AM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
Originally posted by Malice I know, right? Why can't he give some to me? Just 5K would be great, that's nothing to him. He clearly barely even cares if I suffer, regardless of how much. I guarantee you he'd be willing to just let me die and state it isn't his problem, while claiming to be a virtuous leftist.
we're all willing for you to die malice. i would personally fly to SF myself and punch lanny in the head if he gave you 5 grand.
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2017-08-02 at 4:19 AM UTC in I love watching TVman, i havent watched tv in like 4 months now. feel so much better for it. 2 years of watching tv in jail did my nut in.
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2017-08-02 at 4:16 AM UTC in making the pussy purr
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2017-08-01 at 9:05 PM UTC in okcupid
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2017-08-01 at 9:03 PM UTC in okcupid
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2017-08-01 at 9:02 PM UTC in okcupidsploo is top nigga ever if he can get nudes of this chick and post them here. i will even make a fred 100% validating sploo's iq test result scores and write sploo is a genius on my face in magic marker and post pic.
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2017-08-01 at 8:56 PM UTC in okcupid
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2017-08-01 at 8:41 PM UTC in okcupid
Originally posted by infinityshock the posts in this thread are hilarious.
a bunch of virgins, faggots, and other assorted wall flowers who's only possibility of getting sex are with a blowup doll or at a petting zoo are trying to give sex advice.
all yall give up the fantasy that you ever have a chance with a human vagina and meet somewhere that you can relieve each other's sexual tensions. that's the only chance you'll ever have to fuck something human. if yoy meet at Bill Krozbys shack…just don't drink anything he gives you unless you want to wake up three days later with no memory, his lipstick on your dick, and your balls sucked into prunes.
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2017-08-01 at 8:39 PM UTC in okcupid
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery They hear the same generic openers probably a hundred times a day at least. That's why something simple like telling them they're cute and a what's up won't work. Doesn't give them any incentive to respond, unless maybe you're super hot or something, and even then, how do you really respond to "What's up?" from a stranger? And you may think it's mildly flattering to hear that they're cute, but dude, this is a hot girl on an online dating site. That might work in person, but even then, you'd be liable to just get an awkward "Thaaanks…" They want something specific to respond to that shows an interest about them specifically. They've probably heard that they're cute five times before breakfast. "What's up?" What do you expect them to say to that? "Not much, you?" That's not even a real conversation, and they don't want to have fake smalltalk hundreds of times a day. Especially considering that OKCupid presents itself as a dating site, not a fuckbuddy site. You might want to try one of the sex sites, or switching up your approach, or being attractive or interesting.
what you do is ask a question that cannot be answered with a simple yes or no. so instead of just saying 'do you like.....?', you say 'what do you think of......?'. that way she has to respond with a proper answer. in doing so she is giving away little tidbits about herself, what she likes, thinks, does etc. this gives you plenty to go on to follow up with more questions which you can tailor make to her thinking, to what she has already revealed about herself. this way the convo doesn't hit an awkward brick wall where you're left wondering what to say next and feeling awkward as fuck which just makes it even harder. also its good to tease a little, playfully tho. its flirty and girls love that. they know what your doing and if they respond with smiles and giggles and tease you back then you know your pretty much there.
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2017-08-01 at 8:31 PM UTC in okcupid
Originally posted by anra ive got one girl to talk to me for a while but idk how far it will go. i want to try having like 6 or 7 girls in a "relationship" from okcupid at the same time and then break it to all of them for impending shitstorm, so even though i have a girl whos "flirting" with me i need to rake them in by the dozens. have you ever heard of a man cheating on 36 women at the same time without them knowing? you've gotta think big you little maggot faggot!
here she is. id fuck her face into a mess
lol, there's no fucking way she's gonna fuck you sploo. you need to lower your standards boy, hahaHA
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2017-08-01 at 7:43 PM UTC in Things that women are better at
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2017-08-01 at 7:42 PM UTC in okcupid
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2017-08-01 at 7:36 PM UTC in okcupid
Originally posted by anra okkk
ok, you have to get talking to her, but at some point during the conversation, try and keep it light hearted, jokey, slightly flirty, you have to come out and "accidentally" say something that slightly suggests you like them. then you say, and you have to put on a bit of coyness here, "oh shit, i just totally gave it away that i fancy you", try putting your hand to your mouth and act like you totally slipped up. now there is a 3 word response that 99% of girls will immediately come out with in response to you saying that to them. the 3 words are a question and that is "YOU FANCY ME?". but what you need to pay careful attention to is how she poses that question. look at body language, tone of voice etc. if its a 'you fancy me?, OMG EWW', sorta response, then move on, you are most likely wasting your time. if its a 'you fancy me? REALLY?' kinda response, and especially if there is any smiling or grinning or she seems in any way pleased, then keep on it, she is obviously ok with the fact that you fancy her, which means she at least likes you a bit. either way there is definite potential. you should most likely ask her out on the spot at this point, you'll be very unlikely to get a no.
the good thing with this is their answer will be immediate and they won't take much time to think it through, it will be automatic. which means their body language and expressions will be a very true indicator of how they really feel.
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2017-08-01 at 6:20 PM UTC in Things that women are better at
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2017-08-01 at 6:16 PM UTC in Say something positive about the poster above you..especially with all the blood gushing from her throat.
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2017-08-01 at 6:15 PM UTC in Say something positive about the poster above youeven with all the blood gushing from her throat.
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