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Posts by NARCassist

  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    still, you do like a porker don't you Bill Krozby?




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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    she's pretty big, you can tell by the hunched shoulders.




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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeah but i just got out of jail. prolly wouldn't in six months from now tho




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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by What_a_Kreep Not hating on you personally or anything but in all honesty, "The Big Bang Theory" is one of the worst if not THE worst tv show on television. It may be the worst television show that has ever aired in the past decade.

    I'm not joking and I'm not exaggerating, I would rather read some of Malice's post for 22 minutes than watch an episode in its entirety.

    i know. one of the hells of prison is being locked in a cell all day with only 9 channels, of which only 3 or 4 are any good, and the best choice of all of them to watch is bbt. and malice talks about depression, lol.




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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Your bubble yum ass would probably be dead if you lived my life

    only a proper fag would quote snoopy, lol.






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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'll fuck your ass till you love me, limey.

    U won't last 2 minutes in my world bitch




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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i was down in the pits on a range once, the type where the targets are on metal frames and you have to take them down, patch the holes and use a big pointer stick to show where they hit. they were firing a .303 bren gun and i was sitting on the ledge just below when one of the rounds hit the frame and then ricocheted just inches from my head and hit the concrete wall behind me, lol.




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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i wonder how many asian men will be travelling from florida to the bahamas tomorrow.




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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    think about this tho. i'm not in america, the fbi can't do shit to me, even if they did manage to track me through tor.




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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Also, top heh @ your supposed FBI tip. I bet you didn't even submit it, faggot. I bet you got week knees and sweaty palms just trying to click it through.

    well you'll find out tomorrow won't you? you can tell us all about it.




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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon It's because you are afraid that you are yet. You are scared that when my thick juicy cocktain falcum contacts your lips and I pump my hot cock down your throat, you'd begin to move with the rhythm of my hips, grab my ass and make me fuck your face harder, until finally, I grip you by the hair and start pumping my hot seed down your throat, and you like it, you gratefully swallow my cum and think it's absolutely delicious.






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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    ok, whatever.




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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Excuses from a scared pussy. Answer me, faggot; would you suck my dick for a million dollars?

    no, of course i wouldn't, coz i'm not a faggot. i'm also not a materialistic prick who would sell out my values for monetary gain.

    now if we were talking about eating pussy, then fuck i'd do that for free. i mean when you look at a nice pussy, so sweet, tasting so good, smells so good, nice and soft with those sweet juices that flow from it. how the fuck could you choose a nasty cheesy boney fucking cock instead? what the fuck is wrong with you faggot?

    also, you should offer some of that cash to the homeland security guys at the airport tomorrow. maybe then they'll hurry you through so you don't miss your flight. have fun.




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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    no i was jk pal. hope you do have a nice enjoyable vacation and that the strip search and interrogation doesn't take so long that you miss your flight. enjoy.






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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Disgusting is a fear response. Would you suck my cock for $1 million?

    disgust is a learned emotion, it has nothing to do with fear. fear is a natural emotion designed to help you survive.

    and yeah, like you even got a million dollars faggot.




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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon That's Long Island you gay homo. I'm going to Grand Bahama.

    fucking swim ya cunt




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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    especially when they are ricocheting off of captain flaccid's skull.




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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Malice Imagine if every time you spotted something good and yelled, "Look, Some Drugs!" LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry came sprinting, seemingly out of nowhere, and dived for the spot, wearing his own custom self-made costume.

    yeah that's pretty fucking weird. thanks for the straight answer tho. i'll let you get back to being a freak now.




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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Lol you sound like a Muslim crying about ham.

    You afraid of the cockmeat bro? Would you suck my cock to prove you aren't gay? Are you afraid you'll ENJOY it?

    being disgusted =/= to being afraid




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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you're a pussy if you don't free dive to the bottom of deans blue hole. get your surviving relatives to post video. especially the part where your lifeless paki body re-floats to the surface.




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