2017-08-10 at 5:33 AM UTC
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tfw Surprise Drug Test
man, travolta really was an ugly fucker.
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2017-08-10 at 3:15 AM UTC
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WWIII
op, why would you buy apple glasses? apple is so super gay, that all its products are totally gay, and that makes every customer who buys them literally gay as fuck.
also,you should try and do something with your voice or something coz you got a really idiot sounding voice.
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shit i just thought of something. i was gonna get a 1/16th tonight and invite the hooker chick upstairs to come down for a smoke an that. but if i do that gear, which is prolly gonna be the same batch, and i manage to get her panties down then that's not gonna look good. fuck, that's fucked up.
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i hear they have some cracking ice going round the parties if you know who to ask.
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i hear its lovely this time of year. santa has these big bbq sex parties where he serves reindeer steak burgers and all the female elves are dressed in skimpy bikini's and half are topless. its like being at the playboy ice mansion where all the chicks have pointy ears but not big ones like rabbits.
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the jolly green giants cock is pretty fucking impressive tho(no homo)
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got some gear earlier and had a smoke then settled back and went to jerk off. it totally wouldn't get up no matter what. was trying for well over an hour. the same thing happened last week when i had a bag of gear too. yet the next morning i was totally back to normal. i dunno what the fuck is cut into this shit, but a lesser man than me could easily develop a psychological and end up with a permanent mr floppy just through paranoia. that is some pretty fucked up shit, i reckon the only thing that would make me suicide is having a dick and not being able to use it haha.
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2017-08-10 at 2:12 AM UTC
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Have you bean to Amsterdam?
i went for the weekend back in 1992, it was defo a cool place. me and my pal gary got out of central station and the first cafe we saw was the grasshopper. so we shot straight in there. the hash was down these stairs and as we walked down them the place was packed. the whole room seemed to stop and look round at us coming down with looks that seemed to say 'who the fuck are you'. we didn't even get to the bottom, just turned round and walked straight back up and out, lol. can't remember which other cafe's we went to except the bulldog which was pretty quiet, only a few people in there. we hadn't arranged a hotel and it got pretty late. we spent about 2 hours trying to find a room, then got one in this shitty place further down damrak that had the steepest stairs i've ever climbed. i remember turning on the tap in the room and the water came out brown. it was fucking disgusting but i was so thirsty and couldn't be assed to go out for a drink, and the owner didn't understand a word of english, so i drank some. surprised i didn't get ill, it literally looked like they'd pumped it straight out of the canal. is the water like that all over the netherlands or what?
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2017-08-10 at 1:56 AM UTC
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Have you bean to hell?
just got back from there a few months ago
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