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Posts by NARCassist
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2017-08-18 at 6:09 PM UTC in Bad tinder date
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2017-08-18 at 6:06 PM UTC in where the fuck did sploo go??
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2017-08-18 at 5:52 PM UTC in Money money money
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2017-08-18 at 5:45 PM UTC in what ethnicity does mayonnaise belong to?yeah well i agree with pareto, so fuck you
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2017-08-18 at 5:43 PM UTC in I am having scrambled eggs and toast for dinner!do they have a banging your head against a brick wall emoticon?
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2017-08-18 at 5:41 PM UTC in where the fuck did sploo go??
Originally posted by Bill Krozby you're stuck with me to big bro.
you're alright Bill Krozbyybaby. its that captain faggot that's the most annoying boring shitposter in the whole of TZN history. he's an embarrassment to all of us. i would even swap him for 20 infaggotryshocks in the blink of an eye.
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2017-08-18 at 5:17 PM UTC in I noticed my brother's ex-girlfriend's glasses in the shower today
Originally posted by Olusola Adio Everything in your house that your ex gave u that reminds u of him must be sold or given away. #SoulTies
Some people turn relics from previous relationships into idols in their homes that can’t be touched. #SoulTies
i want to punch you so hard in the head right now
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2017-08-18 at 5:16 PM UTC in I noticed my brother's ex-girlfriend's glasses in the shower todayyou know your brother is fucking her again right??
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2017-08-18 at 1:39 PM UTC in I use cat prostitutes.when i was working some girls years ago we had the odd wife call to arrange a threesome as a birthday treat for her husband. maybe if sophie is lucky his missus will take him on a sex tourist holiday to cambodia and rent him a 5 year old to play with.
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2017-08-18 at 1 PM UTC in I am having scrambled eggs and toast for dinner!
Originally posted by benny vader no its not.
its chicken and its food supply in one capsule. you need to go back to school,
no its not.
the eggs you get from the store are the unfertilized ovaries that are disposed from the chickens body. the only difference between a human and chicken period is that in humans the egg breaks down inside the body and is disposed as a gloopy bloody mess. the chicken dispenses the egg whole, where it then decomposes outside the body. unless it is intercepted and used as food beforehand. if it has a fertilized embryo in it then it doesn't get used as human food.
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2017-08-18 at 10:51 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 I will protect her privacy but to put it in simple terms its because I wouldn't eat her out so yes i deserved it
don't let her see it but have the piece of pizza to hand by the bed. start kissing her, slowly move down her body kissing her tits, slowly down her tummy. give her that look and make sure she is well aware where you are heading. then just as you get to her mound let her open her legs ready for you, and then just squish the pizza hard into her pussy. then laugh at her.
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2017-08-18 at 10:44 AM UTC in where the fuck did sploo go??
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2017-08-18 at 10:13 AM UTC in I got the coolest tipYeah thx for the tip homo
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2017-08-18 at 9:12 AM UTC in Give me reasons I should kill myselflook, being a major faggot is reason enough for anyone to kill themselves. you don't need any other reasons. why the fuck are you still here??
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2017-08-18 at 9:08 AM UTC in Can't afford to.
Originally posted by Totse 2001 I said it won't pay the bills, Bitches!
it can do
https://www.adultwork.com/
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2017-08-18 at 9:06 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Erorr Short version of the story: Im from ny and in Pennsylvania they dont sell beer in gas stations but only state approved and run liquor stores that close early….
Was already 3 forties in and didnt know this and went to a gas station to grab a night cap…..was so offended and upset in the response to "THE FUCK MAN!? ITS ALL JUICE WHERES THE BEER?" That I apparently whipped out my only 40's swill from my bag and proceeded to put hot dogs in my pocket blatantly as i chugged my 40s ass while walking out the door (may or may not flipped him off while doing so)
the 2nd charge was just after my very first grand mal seizure (hours after bashing my temple on a iron safe repeatedly) and i had a concussion unknown to me but very real….i was offered some beer from housemates to feel safe and when I went outside to have a smoke I forgot which house I lived in so I knocked on a few doors just in a blind attempt to be home and boom…cops called and no breath test, just pure assumption on drunk in public and criminal mischief…..
2500 dollar lesson of fuck Pennsylvania ….
gotta love the land of the free
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2017-08-18 at 8:59 AM UTC in Money money moneylol, lanny's after your dick.
i fucking knew this was a fag fred.
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2017-08-18 at 8:31 AM UTC in What was the dude's name?
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2017-08-18 at 8:27 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-08-18 at 8:22 AM UTC in where the fuck did sploo go??like now were just stuck with infaggotry and captain flaccid bullshit for most of the time.
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