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2017-08-19 at 4:38 AM UTC in what ethnicity does mayonnaise belong to?

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Originally posted by mmQ Every invention was invented before the noted invention. I'll give u that. The first caveman to be like awwwwww I invented a spear! There was already a caveman somewhere else that had invented it.

oxymoron, does not compute. if another caveman had already invented a spear then he wouldn't be the first caveman to invent a spear. he would just be a caveman who had an unoriginal idea without realizing it.

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2017-08-19 at 4:32 AM UTC in I noticed my brother's ex-girlfriend's glasses in the shower today

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Originally posted by Falco You wouldn't do it if you had the opportunity you fag

like you'd know anything about putting one on someone. you prolly think it means coming on some other faggots face.

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2017-08-19 at 4:30 AM UTC in where the fuck did sploo go??

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Originally posted by Fuck-o the Liar The newtotste site actually has a cleaner layout for mobile IMO. Too bad there are only 12 members.

link?

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2017-08-19 at 4:28 AM UTC in I am having scrambled eggs and toast for dinner!

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Originally posted by infinityshock all yall are fucking idiots and not a one of you has a clue on basic biology.

chicken cum has nothing to do with eggs.

the yellow thing isn't jack shit relating to the chicken. the actual chicken is the stringy clump in the egg that is the size of a fingernail.

the yellow thing is what is attached via an umbilical cord-like thingy that the developing chicken 'eats'

the white glop is just fluid to 'protect' the developing chicken.

jesus fuck…an egg isn't an ovary, you retarded fucking retard.

actually that is right, thinking about it, lol.

how the fuck you fags can eat those things is beyond me. the only time i ever eat eggs is when pigs made me swallow my gear and i needed to spew it up again.

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2017-08-19 at 4:18 AM UTC in Anyone here ever had braces before?

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2017-08-19 at 4:16 AM UTC in anyone here ever taken drugs before?

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what are drugs?

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2017-08-18 at 8:16 PM UTC in where the fuck did sploo go??

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2017-08-18 at 8:09 PM UTC in where the fuck did sploo go??

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Originally posted by infinityshock I'll chain you up in a gimp box and swap you out to the local faggot community for beer and cigarettes, you wheezing little faggot bitch.

yeah well you better start running afterwards pal

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2017-08-18 at 8:07 PM UTC in where the fuck did sploo go??

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number 2

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edit: its actually on that page as well haha

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2017-08-18 at 8:06 PM UTC in where the fuck did sploo go??

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lol, duckgo search has this at number 1

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https://duckduckgo.com/?q=schplew+zoklet&t=lm&ia=web

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2017-08-18 at 7:35 PM UTC in where the fuck did sploo go??

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Originally posted by mmQ It's the ebb and flow. I can all but guarantee that within a month or two there will be another hardcore episode of spamming and shitpost controversy. Sploo will return.

lets hope so

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2017-08-18 at 7:27 PM UTC in Excuse me everyone..

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fred made me lol

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2017-08-18 at 7:22 PM UTC in Bad tinder date

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Originally posted by Totse 2001 look, one has an ankle bracelet. I wonder if she got that from Hot Topics.

that definitely electronic tag. she looks shit with pink hair too. totally don't suit her.

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2017-08-18 at 7:19 PM UTC in Posting this from my bathtub

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Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 where is the signup link for that game

trust me it sucks. cept when faggotface gets bant

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2017-08-18 at 7:17 PM UTC in where the fuck did sploo go??

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Originally posted by -SpectraL Sploo has also been terminated.

now that would be the end of an era

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2017-08-18 at 7:17 PM UTC in Can't afford to.

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is the op pheobe buffet?

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2017-08-18 at 7:15 PM UTC in where the fuck did sploo go??

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its really not like sploo to be away so long. i'm worried about him.

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2017-08-18 at 7:14 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

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Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 I will do this since I can't possibly embarrass myself any further

don't forget the pix or it din't happen etc etc

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2017-08-18 at 7:10 PM UTC in I am having scrambled eggs and toast for dinner!

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Originally posted by 10 Ft. Ganja Plant im skating like a mad man on coke busting McTwist's over choppas in Hawaii whilst keeping the parents awake with dope tune n eating cheesesticks

sounds fun

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2017-08-18 at 7:03 PM UTC in where the fuck did sploo go??

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Originally posted by mmQ You guys really think Falco is boring? I wanna know your goysis criteria for entertainment. Fucking bloody hell m8s. An intelligent poster who is also witty, you don't like that.? Dang Daniela.

yep, and a hardcore faggot too

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