User Controls
Posts by NARCassist
-
2017-08-19 at 1:14 PM UTC in Maybe 4 or 5 of you are not alts
Originally posted by SBTlauien you're obviously an alt however
ahh, you got me. the reason i have an alt tho is because i suffer from split personality disorder so its not really an alt, its just my faggy alter ego. we don't get on at all coz he's a total fag and a fantasist(not surprising tho, considering his whole existence is just a fantasy, lol), so we agreed to make separate accounts. when i'm the cool me, like i am now i'm narcassist aka mememe. but when the pathetic homodogfucker side of me comes out, he logs out of my account and logs into his captain faggotfuck account and starts posting all his homoautistic faggotry and gets into the most pathetic idiotic arguments with people. he even argues with me, which i know i really should know better, but i really do hate that fucking assbandit fucklord.
. -
2017-08-19 at 1:01 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSpremature jacks are better off with heroin. that numbing cream apparently rubs off on the woman and then she can't feel shit either. sex that you can't feel gotta be pretty pointless really. just using slow deep breathing instead of panting quickly usually works anyway.
also tickling the roof of your mouth if you feel you're about to come is a good one too.
.
Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-08-19T13:04:21.410797+00:00 -
2017-08-19 at 12:50 PM UTC in Give me reasons I should kill myself
-
2017-08-19 at 11:54 AM UTC in where the fuck did sploo go??
-
2017-08-19 at 11:53 AM UTC in I am having scrambled eggs and toast for dinner!looks like we all need biology lesson
. -
2017-08-19 at 9:41 AM UTC in Bad tinder date
Originally posted by Olusola Adio So on wedding night. When the manís apparatus is hardened blood rushes there, and then he penetrates his wife #SoulTies
The hymen which is token of her virginity splits, her blood rushes over male organ & semen containing his blood mixes with hers.
Then you have a marriage covenant. Their blood mixes together and their souls become tied. How do I know this? #SoulTies
tell me more about these #Salties
. -
2017-08-19 at 7:52 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
-
2017-08-19 at 7:47 AM UTC in where the fuck did sploo go??
Originally posted by Bill Krozby https://newtotse.com/phpbb3/
Looks like helladamleets the only fucker there, talking to himself, lol.
. -
2017-08-19 at 7:45 AM UTC in I am having scrambled eggs and toast for dinner!
-
2017-08-19 at 7:43 AM UTC in Should I rent avatar? I still aint seen it.I thought it was shit, don't even watch till end.
-
2017-08-19 at 6:11 AM UTC in I'm royaltyyou're so totse dude
. -
2017-08-19 at 6:08 AM UTC in Anyone here ever had braces before?
-
2017-08-19 at 6:02 AM UTC in Posting this from my bathtubscrawny, you're more totse than anybody here pal.
. -
2017-08-19 at 6 AM UTC in where the fuck did sploo go??malice is one of the dullest freaks i ever knew, prolly is the dullest tbh. freaks are normally kinda interesting, but i don't know what the fuck happened to malice. he breaks every freakazoid code known to man.
. -
2017-08-19 at 5:41 AM UTC in where the fuck did sploo go??scrawny, you make hydro look like an amatuar pal. keep up the good fight bro.
. -
2017-08-19 at 5:27 AM UTC in where the fuck did sploo go??hey scrawny, what's up? i just cooked a pasty for breakfast, its kinda triangle shaped.
. -
2017-08-19 at 4:54 AM UTC in Anyone here ever had braces before?
-
2017-08-19 at 4:46 AM UTC in where the fuck did sploo go??its kinda like one of them normal boring forums that normal people go to.
. -
2017-08-19 at 4:44 AM UTC in where the fuck did sploo go??the place just ain't the same without him
. -
2017-08-19 at 4:40 AM UTC in where the fuck did sploo go??maybe we could hold a seance. he could be trying to communicate with us from the ether as we speak, for all we know.
.
