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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ How would that be possible?

    i dunno, i just can't see how somebody could lose so often. maybe he got others to help or has other accounts and is his own mark. sounds kinda ridiculous actually but we are talking about a major faggot here. so who knows.



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ Whose mark am I? Tell me the word. I want to be a victim of incest.

    double bluff? good thinking



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Make a chinktongue thread

    User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "tongue"!

    well you're obviously saying the ban words on purpose now. i suspected as much with the last one. now i'm absolutely positive. i don't know what you're trying to prove tho.



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    no, you failed because you lied when you said 10 seconds



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    so he disappears.

    sploo, i'm testing your iq here. you running out in the middle says a lot pal.



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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by shapeshifter it would take more time to google it than just look at the image and see that since the patterns are distorted by asymmetry it creates a distorted image. unless the color has something to do with it too because i know blacks and whites in certain patterns can fuck with the perceptual systems like you know those videos where you stare at the center for 30 seconds and then when you look away shit starts morphing


    do you know why you've failed miserably on these tests sploo?



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader parallel ???

    no shit sherlock



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by shapeshifter asymmetrical?

    no, parallel. all the lines are totally straight and perfectly parallel to each other. you only had to squint your eyes to see that.



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    too late you're googling it.

    edit: my mistake for not realizing it was the last post on the last page.



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    Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-09-02T17:09:49.350671+00:00
  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    bit late now tho.

    but try this. describe the horizontal lines using the 1 single best word you can think of to describe them. post your answer within 10 seconds.





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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by shapeshifter less than 10 seconds

    if you'd had seen them at the time you made this post you would no doubt have explained where they were to make us sure of your brilliance. you would no way have missed out on the chance to prove it.



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    it takes the average person 45 seconds to find them





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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    how many times you took it before tho?



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat

    *Holds up 9 $100 bills*

    he keepin it reel dog



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Roger ebert got mouth cancer from eating a black chicks pussy

    and no I'm not making fun of the guy at all, but for one it was his wife, and evidently so many women have hpv these days, I hear about it first hand from many girls, its a disease that used to not be around, but many cases of hpv are going unnoticed with guys that hpv or the mouth and its suspected its from giving oral sex, its not common practice for doctors to check for hpv in guys, because its viewed mainly as a pussy/cervical cancer disease.

    my old friend who I used to hang with demanded I get an std test after one time of not using a condom with her and she was pretty upset but she told me its because her husband would fuck around all the time and she got hpv, im not sure of the validity of her story if she's just butt hurt or something but it is an epidemic of national proportions.




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    theres a direct link between oral cancer in guys who eat pussy, it was thought to mainly be due to smoking and drinking, but now theres more awareness towards it being linked to tongue touching vag

    vaginas are way dirtier than penis's its a fact and women get yeast infections despite douching and proper hygiene.

    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-09-02T13:13:02.737611+00:00

    dude, you're not one of those idiots who doesn't do something coz some twit in a white coat claimed it causes cancer, are you?



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I haven't eaten pussy in over a year and the last time I did I was kind of reluctant to, but I did because the girl asked me If I would and I actually liked her.

    I used to eat pussy all the time when I was younger because I was more naive to the fact that the average woman is a skank and it was mainly with steady gf's. (the first 2 girls I fucked were my gf's, I didn't ever have bangem tagem experience until I was 20.

    With my last gf who i've mentioned before on here and is a poster, she sent me a pussy video via email when I first met her and I wasn't sure if I'd eaten her out at that point or if i just did it poorly, but I wasn't offended. So I would eat her out sometimes but she would get frothy later in the relationship about how I didn't eat her out enough. We would get into pretty bad conflicts and she'd leave for several weeks/months at a time and of course we saw other people so I became disenchanted with her and completely quit kissing her and eating her pussy and I told her why. And she accepted that notion.

    I tried to lick my daughters moms pussy once and she stopped she said she didn't like it so there was no problem there.

    So I haven't eaten pussy in quite a while and I don't think i ever will again until I have more confirmation that that girl is only seeing me because I don't want to eat some other guys scum, im not a fag like that.

    But to my next point how many of you guys eat ass? I've only done it once several years ago when my gf friend picked me up downtown at 5am at the jail after I did a week for a dwi. And I was just helaciously all horn dogged out and when we got to my place I ate her ass. She later called me an ass eater.

    About 10 months later at my new place her and I took some ghb and I think i took too much and started getting irritated and just not feeling good, I think im allergic to that shit, and she was all horn dogged out and to calm me down she started blowing me spontaneously and started eating my ass while I was on my back like it was a pussy because she's a lesbo.

    It felt good I guess I honestly can't remember. And then several months later some chick ate my ass out after I gave her a bunch of gabapentin. Something about ass eating and GABA drugs.

    I don't know why I started thinking about this maybe, because I realized I have never done it with the girl I've been seeing the last 4 months, but maybe some girls just don't care as long as you make it up in other ways.

    So how about you gonts? When you're with a hook up or a gf or your wife how often/regulary do you slovikot her pussy/ass?



    its coz you go with them fat pigs mate. the slimmer chicks got the tidy sweet pussy man. i wouldn't want to eat something that looked like a 5 year old had tried to fashion a horses mouth out of a raw pork chop with a pair of nail scissors either. and i fucking love eating puss, as much as i can.



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by billyoboyo

    stopped vid as soon as i saw the baking soda, fucking ghetto method shite.



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah I was wondering about that, I guess I'm going to write this off as a false flag/ media sensationalism event.

    oh no, it was still wrong on the pigs, totally.



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeah i hear ya, but i find porn chicks can only get so hot. they just lose class coz they're doing porn. don't get me wrong, i do love a slut. but there is just something a little hotter about the lesser slut compared to the total slut. you get me?



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    altho i admit, that would be a funny fuck for sure. lol



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