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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    the way her^ nipple gets caught on the string for a sec



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i wonder if i dialled +1 N-I-G-G-E-R-C-O-C-K if i'd get bill the cat.



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    ours was a 5 figure number too. area codes in those days were only two digits.



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    our first phone was a dial, lol. i can still remember the phone number too.



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeah i mean who gives a fuck about a chick getting dressed anyway.



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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeah but lets face it, what's the chances of your chicks actually being chicks tho?



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    we had polaroids when i was a kid, they were pretty cool. i can't recall with all the times taking pics with a film camera, ever actually getting around to have them developed.



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i right, i thought you meant grabbed it at the bottom from the back. i can't remember having taken much notice off dudes taking tops of before tbh. chicks tho yes, sometimes they sort of pull it over their head in such a way they are left holding the top against their tits, obviously to keep them covered, which just defeats the whole point of taking the top off, lol.


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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i wear polo shirts a lot and just pull them by the back of the collar and straight off in one swift easy movement.



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock well shit…just go find a saber toothed tiger, scalp it, and wear its skin for the novelty of caveman days. while youre at it…eat it, without cooking it in tribute to the lack of fire being invented way-back-when, then eat its flesh. when you catch the assorted parasites and other microbes make sure not to go to the hospital to replace the intestines and whatever other organs get blasted out your asshole since they didnt have hospitals back in those olden days.

    the point is…novelty isnt always such a good thing. polaroids were only cool because they were 'right there and then' to satiate the low attention spans of consumers when the only other option was film that had to be developed…and that was at least a 60-minute prospect after finding a fucking place to develop the shit in the first place. ahhh…the good old days with little kiosks that develop film all over the place.

    fuck that…nowadays everyone is a professional photographer with the camera phones to instantly upload their shit to either the web or to someone elses phone.

    if it werent for the digital revolution modern porn wouldnt be anywhere near what it is.

    you put way too much detail into that even for you, and not a single nigger dick. who are you and what have you done with the real jill the twat?



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    there was a dude around these parts a few years ago got jailed coz he kept trespassing on a farm to climb naked into the cow shit manure containers to jerk off, lol. they were telling me he had been in the jail just before i got there too. i'd already saw the case on local news and was like lolwtf.



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    also, i have fucked up sleep patterns so regularly up all/half night and end up sleeping half the day. lol.



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sophie What are you doing up bro. It's late in Englandistan. Dude, while you're here, i now have to go get my fucking dope three times a week and then i get only a little amount this fucking sucks and is going to end up with me getting hooked again because it's like a day on and a day off etc. FUCK

    i know you get some good smack in clogland tho. i used to order off that C63 dude on sr. it was always decent stuff.



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock why? they suck. i have a couple of them but havent used them since like…2001 when they invented digital cameras. plus…i dont think they even make the insta-film anymore.

    well i'd imagine coz they don't leave a digital footprint for the pedocops to follow. think about it billy boy.



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    no pun intended i'm sure, ha

    "His entire history within both the federal and state systems is entirely animated by his unusual sexual preferences.



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i like this line tho

    Letting the 46-year-old perv out early - along with the chemical castration - would be better rehabilitation than more time in prison, claims his lawyer Jennifer Soble.

    i just can't see his lawyer making a public statement like that and using the word perv. the press totally put that in for sure.



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    no, it specifically says 'convicted in 1993 of having sex with and killing a Rottweiler'



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    http://www.ebay.com



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    back in 85 jeff hunter was staying with some drug dealer just off canyon boulevard called eddie nash. this guy was a stone cold killer, reputed to have killed dozens including his ex girlfriend and his own son. but he always beat the case and they could never convict him. apparently nash told hunter that to stay ahead of the law, always keep a large ensemble of potential fall guys around you. but always feed them differing accounts of anything that is going on. that way nobody can give a similar definitive account of anything that transpires to law enforcement. it creates such a shit storm of differing accounts from witnesses that any court case just turns into a circus. jeff did mention once on irc that some years later he paid a juror $50,000 to find not guilty in a trial against nash, and nash was subsequently acquitted, but was later convicted of jury tampering. so maybe something is going on here and all these names appearing are designed to create confusing accounts in order to cover somebodies tracks, prolly intentionally.



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