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2017-09-02 at 4:19 AM UTC in im mad at everything someone fucking help me

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this^

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2017-09-02 at 4:07 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

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2017-09-02 at 3:53 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

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Originally posted by infinityshock no man would choose a dude pretending to be a chick over a real chick.

look, even the raging homo gets it

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2017-09-02 at 3:52 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

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Originally posted by hydromorphone HTS has a much prettier smile than PC. HTS is also more attractive as a woman in almost every way than PC is. The only thing PC has going for her is a fully functional vagina(at least I think it is). if I were a man, I'd choose to fuck HTS over PC any day of the week.

NO, JUST NO

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2017-09-02 at 3:22 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

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Originally posted by mashlehash I actually had an attraction to her for a short drugged up while

i'd bang her. i want to see more pix if there's any.

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2017-09-02 at 3:18 AM UTC in The Nigga Confessional™ †

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Originally posted by infinityshock i literally saw my gym teachers vagina…all of it… when she was stretched out in front of me in shorts leading the class in stretching exercises.

and where did the nigger dick come into this story, do tell us.

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2017-09-02 at 3:16 AM UTC in The Nigga Confessional™ †

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Originally posted by mashlehash what are they going to think if I just show up with one sock missing

you just get a magic marker that is the same color as the other sock, dummy.

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2017-09-02 at 3:02 AM UTC in I'm about to go jail

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Originally posted by mashlehash I meant that you should get them drunk and make the embargo on your credit (dick)

yeah i know, but i'd rather give them the ricin tbh. you just reminded me of something tho. when i was at school there used to be this girl claire willis who was literally the school slut. everybody had fucked her at least once, i'm not even exaggerating. she would fuck you for a few quid in them days. anyway fastforward a few years, i was about 19 and in and out of the local magistrates on a regular basis. one time me and my pal who i was at school with were both in the dock for some stupid shit. i notice a familiar face and said to my pal 'here, what's claire willis doing over there'. he goes 'yeah she's a reporter now for the local paper'. we were laughing at her but she wouldn't even look at us. my pal called her name in a silly voice as we walked out the door.

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2017-09-02 at 2:42 AM UTC in I'm about to go jail

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Originally posted by benny vader did they made a monster out of you ???

not this recent time no. they didn't report on my case at all. i googled myself when i came out of jail to see what they said and all i found was some pedo from the next town to me with the same name. lucky one site posted his pic, so i've bookmarked that on my phone for when some idiot who doesn't know how to google starts making the wrong conclusion and starts making me look like a cunt.

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2017-09-02 at 2:38 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

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Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I have the weirdest fucking pictures of PC on my computer.

well you can't say that and not show us.

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2017-09-02 at 2:32 AM UTC in The Nigga Confessional™ †

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Originally posted by mashlehash It's pretty fucked up, now that I think about it. But fuck it, I was like 12, I had to wipe my ass with something.

we've all been there son. but come on, you don't put the sock back on afterwards. throw it in the bushes and go without socks for the rest of the day like everyone else.

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2017-09-02 at 2:31 AM UTC in The Nigga Confessional™ †

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Originally posted by Esplender Forgive me nigga for I have sinned. I ate all the fried chicken that should have been shared amongst my fellow black brothers and sisters.

yeah i think your fellow brothers will be taking care of your penance on this one. good luck with that.

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2017-09-02 at 2:24 AM UTC in Sooooooooooooooooooooooo Who Has Got a Job

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isn't job that dude from the bible? i don't have one of those, i'm not even sure he's real.

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2017-09-02 at 2:22 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

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k, i see it now. i had this pic in mind, thought they were similar but looking at it there not so. they are similar from the nose down tho.

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2017-09-02 at 1:26 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

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Originally posted by mashlehash Nawh nigga you got it twisted up

PC was doing nasty booty shows for me and zenith

HTS lost a highlighter up his ass

i know that, i meant in the picture, up there^^^

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2017-09-02 at 1:02 AM UTC in I'm about to go jail

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Originally posted by mashlehash Feed them expensive sausage, and cheap wine.

yeah laced with ricin

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2017-09-02 at 1:01 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

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Originally posted by Totse 2001 total gaytard.

I'm missing a highlighter BTW.

i thought that was privacycunt. are you thinking its hts?

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2017-09-01 at 11:34 PM UTC in remember when lsd

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yeah DSL(dreaded sith lord, not did screw lanny(i'm not infaggotryshack(), you're not a doctor.

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2017-09-01 at 11:30 PM UTC in Which poster do you miss the most?

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whatever happened to averagejoe?

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2017-09-01 at 10:44 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

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smokes chicks you mean?

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