Posts by NARCassist

2017-09-06 at 7:17 PM UTC in Which poster do you miss the most?

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yeah, malice too

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2017-09-06 at 7:15 PM UTC in Which poster do you miss the most?

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Originally posted by HampTheToker His avatar was a medium sized white dog that he supposedly raped.

this

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2017-09-06 at 7:14 PM UTC in Which poster do you miss the most?

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Originally posted by mashlehash Sepht is great but I don't remember him being a dog rapist.

he was always going on about that shit

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2017-09-06 at 6:53 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

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lanny's class sounds boring anyway.

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2017-09-06 at 6:52 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

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Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I would let you have one if you stroked my tummy with your velvet hand as you fucked her. You can also help yourself to the beer cooler :)

cheers pal

*opens beer, clinks bottle with yours, strokes your tum with other hand(no homo), while ramming this hard cock deep into some sweet puss*

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2017-09-06 at 6:46 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

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Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Lanny would be trying to teach the class and yelling at Bill Krozby for watching mukbang videos on his phone. Sploo would be huffing ether in the corner quietly and writing death threats to kinkou, who is passed out on her desk and has been for quite some time. MQ would be out behind the school getting stoned. Hydro would be cutting herself and crying loudly the bathroom. Nobody knows where the fuck bling is. Mash would be writing raps and doodling. Captain Falcon would be at the front with hand raised. Sophie would be reading manga because he already read the lesson Lanny is teaching. Casper would be selling guns in a different state because he dropped out the previous year.

Obviously I'd be having orgies in the next room over a pile of money and drugs. 10/10 super model bitches sucking all four of my dicks while I eat lo mein with panda meat.

what about me, what would i be doing? if i stroked your tummy could i get in on the super models?

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2017-09-06 at 6:38 PM UTC in i think i have a little dilemma developing.

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you guys wanted to see her. there you go

real sweetie huh? i know its not much but its all you getting. i been with her all day, things looking good. she just had to pop out for an hour, then she coming back again.

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2017-09-06 at 3:49 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

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Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Fuck how am I supposed to post an mp4 gif?

https://image.online-convert.com/convert-to-gif

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2017-09-06 at 12:23 PM UTC in Someone Unintentionally Uses Cum-towel and you Dont Stop Them

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Originally posted by infinityshock don't try to preach about knowing anything about sexuality, you fucking virgin.

projecting as usual? you're so predictable bill, predirtydicktable even.

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2017-09-06 at 12 PM UTC in I want a hipster up the ass part 2

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still gay

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2017-09-06 at 11:55 AM UTC in Awkward moments in public bathrooms

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Originally posted by benny vader sometimes when i am in a hurry i'd unbuckle, unzip and whip out my penis as soon as i'm in the bathroom but before i got into one of the cubicle.

why do you do that? i think if i was headed toward the door and you came in and started flopping your dick out as you were coming towards me i'd punch you.

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2017-09-06 at 11:31 AM UTC in Awkward moments in public bathrooms

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Originally posted by infinityshock whenever im in a convenience store restroom…the single-room ones…and someone knocks/bangs on the door, after pulling on the locked door handle, i yell out in the best fag-lisp that i can: 'come in…its open'

jesus fuck, you stupid retard…the door is locked…of course someone is in here.

a few times ive yelled out 'call roto-rooter…i fell in and i cant get out.'

yeah this. wtf is it with those morons. like they literally try and shake the door off its hinges as if they think doing that will make the current occupier magically disappear and the door will open presenting them with a vacant bathroom or summing. everyone knows how a public bathroom door lock works, they only lock from the inside. if it don't open then obviously its occupied. do they think you're gonna just pull your pants up mid shit and get out just coz someone is frantically tugging at the door. first come first serve motherfucker, wait your turn like i prolly had to.

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2017-09-06 at 11:07 AM UTC in California to vote on legalizing magic hallucinagenic mushrooms

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you have to take into consideration the difference between heroin users and junkies. two totally different animals. heroin users stick mostly to heroin and use for pleasure. and think about it, heroin addicts have to go out and earn that shit, the idea of a non-function heroin addict is a paradox. if they didn't function then they wouldn't get the heroin to be addicts.

junkies on the other hand are the ones you see with a needle in one hand and a can of high strength beer in the other. they will do anything they can get their hands on so they inevitably use heroin and end up addicted, but will normally use benzo's, alcohol, crack and all sorts of other shit. if drugs weren't available those fuckers would be huffing raid for real, or something similar. its just about getting fucked up with them, they don't care how they do it.

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2017-09-06 at 10:52 AM UTC in Kool Keith feat. Sharkula "Barnyard"

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and the dude eating the raw chicken

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2017-09-06 at 10:51 AM UTC in Kool Keith feat. Sharkula "Barnyard"

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it is isn't it? did you see the sign in the background saying 'jerk off in peace'? lol

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2017-09-06 at 10:50 AM UTC in what are the odds .....

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Originally posted by benny vader tonsils too, thats very important.

tonsils would definitely be code for allah

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2017-09-06 at 10:48 AM UTC in A better linux ???

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just made me think. if they did make phantom menace first, that could well have not got the go ahead from the studio to make any more. there could have been no trilogy and star wars would have just been 1 scifi movie lost in the 70s. could you imagine a world without star wars?

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2017-09-06 at 10:44 AM UTC in Kool Keith feat. Sharkula "Barnyard"

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i think it should be Aïsha Devi as well

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2017-09-06 at 10:38 AM UTC in A better linux ???

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and it was a bit dumb, but lucas didn't even dream up the prequels till after the original movie. i'm guessing after the first three it became apparent that the trilogy could benefit from explaining how the story and characters got to where they were. plus obviously the fact that doing so would make him a shit ton of cash in the process.

i'm sure i heard somewhere that they are planning doing something similar with the matrix trilogy.

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2017-09-06 at 10:33 AM UTC in A better linux ???

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Originally posted by Lanny Then why was it not filmed and released in that order? Were the people who watched episode 4 in theaters supposed to wait like 20 years for episode 1 through 3 to release before watching it?

well i had to

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