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  1. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by mmQ I would skip class and get STONED.

    I'm disappointed with you in MQ.

    You should be in school getting an education but you're down there at that local arcade playing Mortal Kombat

    It really strikes me something sour, son.
  2. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I think you're all the kind of person who fills up the whole classroom

    LOL.

    If we shared a class as kids... oh my.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mashlehash I'm disappointed with you in MQ.

    You should be in school getting an education but you're down there at that local arcade playing Mortal Kombat

    It really strikes me something sour, son.

    How am I to learn with Falco and Splooge yelling at each other?! If only there were a peer mediator to turn the hostility into civility and come to a peaceful conclusion.

    *hangs head in disappointment*
  4. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by RisiR † LOL.

    If we shared a class as kids… oh my.

    Would you beat them up at recess for not giving you the right answers to the test that was crucial for your grade?
  5. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by mashlehash Would you beat them up

    Yes. Unconditional. Not in a serious manner, though. I was just real physical.
  6. Originally posted by CASPER I thought someone shot u or something?

    Well yeah, that was a hot minute ago but for the most time i've been out of bounds i've been in court ordered boot camp. Just got out in mid July bro. Whats been good with you?
  7. Originally posted by RisiR † LOL.

    If we shared a class as kids… oh my.

    Lanny would be trying to teach the class and yelling at Bill Krozby for watching mukbang videos on his phone. Sploo would be huffing ether in the corner quietly and writing death threats to kinkou, who is passed out on her desk and has been for quite some time. MQ would be out behind the school getting stoned. Hydro would be cutting herself and crying loudly the bathroom. Nobody knows where the fuck bling is. Mash would be writing raps and doodling. Captain Falcon would be at the front with hand raised. Sophie would be reading manga because he already read the lesson Lanny is teaching. Casper would be selling guns in a different state because he dropped out the previous year.

    Obviously I'd be having orgies in the next room over a pile of money and drugs. 10/10 super model bitches sucking all four of my dicks while I eat lo mein with panda meat.
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  8. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by RisiR † Yes. Unconditional. Not in a serious manner, though. I was just real physical.

    You mean you stuck your pork loin inside of his artichoke?
  9. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by mashlehash You mean you stuck your pork loin inside of his artichoke?

    That's assault and because I'm aroused it's sexual, too. You are a predator and I love it.
  10. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by RisiR † That's assault and because I'm aroused it's sexual, too. You are a predator and I love it.

    I have aroused you I'm starting to question if you are a gay who loves dick
  11. Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Lanny would be trying to teach the class and yelling at Bill Krozby for watching mukbang videos on his phone. Sploo would be huffing ether in the corner quietly and writing death threats to kinkou, who is passed out on her desk and has been for quite some time. MQ would be out behind the school getting stoned. Hydro would be cutting herself and crying loudly the bathroom. Nobody knows where the fuck bling is. Mash would be writing raps and doodling. Captain Falcon would be at the front with hand raised. Sophie would be reading manga because he already read the lesson Lanny is teaching. Casper would be selling guns in a different state because he dropped out the previous year.

    Obviously I'd be having orgies in the next room over a pile of money and drugs. 10/10 super model bitches sucking all four of my dicks while I eat lo mein with panda meat.

    You love my Panda meat don't you boy. Call your mom and friends over i gotz all the Panda meat you can choke on
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Lanny would be trying to teach the class and yelling at Bill Krozby for watching mukbang videos on his phone. Sploo would be huffing ether in the corner quietly and writing death threats to kinkou, who is passed out on her desk and has been for quite some time. MQ would be out behind the school getting stoned. Hydro would be cutting herself and crying loudly the bathroom. Nobody knows where the fuck bling is. Mash would be writing raps and doodling. Captain Falcon would be at the front with hand raised. Sophie would be reading manga because he already read the lesson Lanny is teaching. Casper would be selling guns in a different state because he dropped out the previous year.

    Obviously I'd be having orgies in the next room over a pile of money and drugs. 10/10 super model bitches sucking all four of my dicks while I eat lo mein with panda meat.

    What's Rizey doing? Can he get high with me, or I with him?
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  13. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by mashlehash I have aroused you I'm starting to question if you are a gay who loves dick

    Stop asking and we can answer together.
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  14. Originally posted by mmQ What's Rizey doing? Can he get high with me, or I with him?

    Trying to have sex with mash, evidently.
  15. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    HTS is hoarding all the highlighters and correcting people's pronouns.
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  16. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery HTS is hoarding all the highlighters and correcting people's pronouns.

    More like amass pronouns.
  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Lanny would be trying to teach the class and yelling at Bill Krozby for watching mukbang videos on his phone. Sploo would be huffing ether in the corner quietly and writing death threats to kinkou, who is passed out on her desk and has been for quite some time. MQ would be out behind the school getting stoned. Hydro would be cutting herself and crying loudly the bathroom. Nobody knows where the fuck bling is. Mash would be writing raps and doodling. Captain Falcon would be at the front with hand raised. Sophie would be reading manga because he already read the lesson Lanny is teaching. Casper would be selling guns in a different state because he dropped out the previous year.

    Obviously I'd be having orgies in the next room over a pile of money and drugs. 10/10 super model bitches sucking all four of my dicks while I eat lo mein with panda meat.

    what about me, what would i be doing? if i stroked your tummy could i get in on the super models?



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  18. Originally posted by NARCassist what about me, what would i be doing? if i stroked your tummy could i get in on the super models?



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    I would let you have one if you stroked my tummy with your velvet hand as you fucked her. You can also help yourself to the beer cooler :)
  19. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by RisiR † Stop asking and we can answer together.

    A gay admirer, how flattering. If I stick my scooter stick inside of you, will you make a sound? What kind of sound? how loud?
  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I would let you have one if you stroked my tummy with your velvet hand as you fucked her. You can also help yourself to the beer cooler :)

    cheers pal

    *opens beer, clinks bottle with yours, strokes your tum with other hand(no homo), while ramming this hard cock deep into some sweet puss*



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