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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by BULLDOZER did you write a note in the book or not dude

    yeah i wrote what i said i was going to. in fact i got so excited about seeing her next week i totally forgot to ask her if she'd read the book yet. i shall call her tomorrow and ask then. i am pretty curious as to what she says about what i wrote. hopefully she goes all girly about it and tells me how much she really loved it and it means so much to her, lol.



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    fucking hell man, i'm really gonna see her next week. i'm fucking buzzing man.



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i do have, but there's no fucking chance in hell i would show you faggots. that's my girl man, i wouldn't do that shit to her in a million fucking years.



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    she called today again and gave me the number of the place so i can call her whenever i like. i said i might just give you a quick call every evening to know you're ok and if you need anything, she said cool. then i said how you feel about a visit? she said that would be really nice, so i'm going next week. i can't wait to see her again, she sounded really chirpy today too, i think she's prolly over the worst of it now. its been two weeks now, i really can't wait to see her again, i think this does seem like a good sign.



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    then that would make mmq a closeted faggot.



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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    who is this 'push' dude, and where on earth is 'shove'?



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i checked out that tinder shite a couple of months ago and all it did was confirm that i'm completely right in my reason for going with younger chicks.

    i dl'd it to my phone and then it asked me to sign up using my fb account, so i did. the thing is the tinder app never asked for my age or even much specific about the kind of girls i am interested in(under 30, preferably 16-25). then when i started to check out what was on offer, i very quickly noticed that the youngest chicks it was showing to me were no less than 34. which is way too old for me simply because i noticed ages ago that any chicks that are single and over 35 are literally totally obsessed with getting married and having kids and shit. whenever i've dated chicks that are over 35 they can't fucking help themselves and are always so obvious that they've already decided they want marriage and kids and that finding a guy to do this with is generally just a formality to doing so. i think this is a totally backwards way about doing such a thing and is likely why so many marriages and relationships go wrong. dating these chicks often feels more like a job interview than a date, like they have a check list of qualities they are looking for and then just 'fall in love'(or convince themselves they have at least) and marry the first guy that matches up.

    i believe in only considering marriage/kids only when after you've found yourself getting very close to somebody and are realizing that you really both feel like you want to stay with each other for that long. older women, because of that hormonal clock shit they got going on, tend to decide already that they want kids/marriage then set out to find any guy they can that will fill the part. its fucking crazy way to go about it and is very off-putting when you're on a first date and she's already talking about kids names and what flowers you're gonna have at the wedding etc, lol.

    so anyway, i'm looking at this tinder and it seems that instead of asking you what age of chicks you are interested in, tinder have already decided that because you're 44 that you have to date, and only date, over 34 year olds. like that's even their decision to fucking make. it seems to get access to the fun and hotter chicks you gotta fuck about making a fake fb with your age set lower, which is bollocks really. there is no option on there as far as i could see to set which ages you are looking for.

    but anyway i had a look through some of these older chicks anyway coz some are still hot and definitely worth a bang still, and this tinder being all about hook-ups and one night stands(everyone knows this), i figured maybe its still worth meeting some and just fucking them once or twice and moving on, which is exactly what everybody uses tinder for, its literally just a find and fuck app, not a traditional internet dating app. but of course everybody knows this so there's nothing wrong with that, if its what everybody on there is wanting, because its well stated and known that's what tinder is all about.

    so i look at some profiles of some of these still pretty hot thirties and forty something's, and literally every single fucking one of their profiles stated that they were looking for 'mr right' and saying 'no ONS', and all that shit. i mean why the fuck would you go on tinder if that is what you are looking for. as if you're gonna find 'mr right' amongst all the horny dudes just looking for a quick fuck with dirty sluts on tinder ffs. that to me just shows how fucking obsessed and backwards older women are when it comes to their attitudes towards dating/marriage/etc.

    and this is why i always go for younger chicks, simply because they are just into having fun and laughs and shit. and that way you can get to know the real them and figure if you like the real them(and visa/versa). and if you feel comfortable and compatible with them and your relationship develops to a certain point, then you can look into whether marriage/kids is something you both would really want.

    so tinder is fucking retarded in my opinion.



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    so if i asked you to remove the packaging from that pizza while i get the oven ready, you'd then pass it to me afterwards with the plastic still on it?



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Why would I do that when I have two microwaves?

    because thawing meat in a microwave is fucking rank



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i was just pointing out what a shotgun can do at close range.

    https://duckduckgo.com/?q=rettendon+murder+autopsy+pics&t=h_&iax=1&ia=images



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 What the fuck is with that angle though? Why would you aim the gun that way?

    it was a murder. its a guy called pat tate, he was a well known face round london area in the 90s. he was shot while sitting in the back of a land rover.



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Helladamnleet My dad's playboys.

    i hope you're talking about magazines



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat The jolly green giants cock = the worst meme ever?





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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    lol



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Esplender I forgot to mention that you're also supposed to take off the plastic wrapping as well.

    na, adds to the flavor



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon No. They get some DNA. It is not "your DNA", it doesn't have "property of Sean "HTS Noob" Twist" written on it. They only real way they are going to match you from DNA is if you're already a suspect. Even then, they need follicular tissue or more to have usable DNA samples, which may or may not be tainted a billion different ways (no way to know), and you'll likely match with millions of other records on file to 80+%

    DNA testing is the biggest bullshit law enforcement hype since the "lie detector" polygraph test. Even if a DNA test has a 99.99% accuracy, there are 40,000 people in the state of California alone who could match your DNA profile. The thing is that if your already a suspect or related to the crime, it fucks you. But combing any databases for a match is worthless.

    no

    Hampton, 64, was caught in 2015 after police linked DNA from Melanie's clothing to his daughter.


    She had been arrested aged 41 in 2014 for a "minor incident" and her DNA profile was taken, leading the police to her father.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-36245888

    computers can easily match a DNA profile in minutes. once the computer matches you then you become a suspect.



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Come on guys, keep pushing, he's nearly completely lost it now haha



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i think i was about 11 when madonna was in playboy. we found a bunch of porn mags dumped in a ditch one day and it had that copy. that was a good day as an 11 year old.

    dat bush tho





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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby in Portugal they call her anna. that painting was made by a girl from portugal.

    that why the last name is spelt "bolina" instead of boleyn.

    yeah well they talk all funny in portugal.



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby anna was also one of the queens of england that was married to king henry


    no that was anne, not anna, anne bolyn.



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