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How to make a pizza

  1. 2017-09-26 at 5:49 PM UTC
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    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    1. Remove pizza from the packaging
    2. Stick it in the oven at the settings stated on the packaging

    That's pretty much it. I'm pretty sure you're also supposed to take it out and eat it at some point.
  2. 2017-09-26 at 6:30 PM UTC
    #2
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You explained how to bake a pizza, not make a pizza.
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  3. 2017-09-26 at 6:32 PM UTC
    #3
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Fag

    I wan pizza I wan pizza now
  4. 2017-09-26 at 7:49 PM UTC
    #4
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you don't just take it out the packet and put in oven, you add lots of extra cheese and toppings of your choice first. they never put enough toppings on those things.




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  5. 2017-09-26 at 7:50 PM UTC
    #5
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by NARCassist you don't just take it out the packet and put in oven, you add lots of extra cheese and toppings of your choice first. they never put enough toppings on those things.




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    This nigga....this nigga gets it.
  6. 2017-09-26 at 7:59 PM UTC
    #6
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    well its not hard is it?



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  7. 2017-09-27 at 12:35 AM UTC
    #7
    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    I forgot to mention that you're also supposed to take off the plastic wrapping as well.
  8. 2017-09-27 at 1:01 AM UTC
    #8
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Esplender I forgot to mention that you're also supposed to take off the plastic wrapping as well.

    na, adds to the flavor



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  9. 2017-09-27 at 1:05 AM UTC
    #9
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Esplender I forgot to mention that you're also supposed to take off the plastic wrapping as well.



    Originally posted by Esplender 1. Remove pizza from the packaging
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  10. 2017-09-27 at 1:50 AM UTC
    #10
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    lol



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  11. 2017-09-27 at 1:55 AM UTC
    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about esplender's tutorial. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
  12. 2017-09-27 at 2:11 PM UTC
    #12
    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    Originally posted by mmQ

    There's the first cardboard packaging, then there's the plastic wrapping. That makes it 2 separate forms of packaging which you need to take into consideration.
  13. 2017-09-27 at 2:33 PM UTC
    #13
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    so if i asked you to remove the packaging from that pizza while i get the oven ready, you'd then pass it to me afterwards with the plastic still on it?



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  14. 2017-09-27 at 3:14 PM UTC
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    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    Originally posted by NARCassist so if i asked you to remove the packaging from that pizza while i get the oven ready, you'd then pass it to me afterwards with the plastic still on it?



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    Maybe you want to remove the plastic wrapping yourself. Maybe it's something you enjoy and I wouldn't want to deprive you from that.
  15. 2017-09-28 at 9:13 AM UTC
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Yeah, removing plastic wrap always got me hard. Reminds me of when I used to stealth your mom. She never did notice me taking that Jonny off when I was doing her in the ass.



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  16. 2017-09-28 at 9:22 AM UTC
    #16
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by NARCassist Yeah, removing plastic wrap always got me hard. Reminds me of when I used to stealth your mom. She never did notice me taking that Jonny off when I was doing her in the ass.



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    Uhhh. Go back to bed. You're up too early.
  17. 2017-09-28 at 9:29 AM UTC
    #17
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ Uhhh. Go back to bed. You're up too early.

    I dint sleep a wink, too excited, seeing my girl next week.



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  18. 2017-09-28 at 9:34 AM UTC
    #18
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by NARCassist I dint sleep a wink, too excited, seeing my girl next week.



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    I'm glad you're in love. Come cam up in tinychst with me. Show me you.
  19. 2017-09-28 at 10:45 AM UTC
    #19
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i'm too cool for tinybltc



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  20. 2017-09-28 at 4:40 PM UTC
    #20
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by NARCassist you don't just take it out the packet and put in oven, you add lots of extra cheese and toppings of your choice first. they never put enough toppings on those things.




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    Use your noggin, folks
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