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Posts by NARCassist
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2017-09-28 at 9:29 AM UTC in How to make a pizza
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2017-09-28 at 9:13 AM UTC in How to make a pizzaYeah, removing plastic wrap always got me hard. Reminds me of when I used to stealth your mom. She never did notice me taking that Jonny off when I was doing her in the ass.
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2017-09-28 at 5:52 AM UTC in Post the alts you discovered.from the IP bug here.
Originally posted by Captain Falcon What if I am an actual figment of mmQ'd imagination, but somehow I do exist within his mind (because I do feel like I exist) and when he types out these words, they appear to him as some abstract emergence from his thought processes, a clever joke he produces to confuse you, but they're actually me? What if outside of his mind Captain Falcon and his life doesn't exist? What if I am the idea of a wealthy Pakistani man that he made up as a funny persona?
then i would be a very happy man
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2017-09-28 at 5:49 AM UTC in Almost 7 thousand postsin fact i think i cleared 5678 on the 9/23/17, i think it may have been the reason the world didn't end, like me getting 5678 counter-acted the prophesy somehow. i think i'm single-handedly responsible for saving the world and the whole of mankind.
i'm a fucking hero man. bow down and worship me godammit.
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2017-09-28 at 5:46 AM UTC in Almost 7 thousand posts
Originally posted by mashlehash I'm quickly becoming one of the biggest posters on this site and I can't say that I feel bad about it because if you dedicate yourself to something like this you lose all sorts of emotions that otherwise make you feel repelled against posting
you got 6789 coming up soon. i noticed i was nearing 5678 the other day but when i checked again i'd totally missed it.
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2017-09-28 at 5:41 AM UTC in I need some inspiring words
Originally posted by mmQ Im happy for you. I'm gonna assume I know your answer butbuh, it's more than a physical attescito I hope.
I mean, good. I've never been in a relationship wjrba a former WHORE. especially to go through her message and see the things peoe ask her to d9? The things she's done??
M8 oh m8. I am happy for you. Weirs you read her on on-call requests.
i did notice she was getting way more messages than she actually answered. and i noticed a trend in that the majority of the dudes she replied to were the ones only asking for bj's. which i think just confirms what she told me that she really did hate doing it. the time i was with her before she went in she was only going out to one job a day, which give her enough to buy the gear she needed. but she was getting a good 10 to 15 messages a day.
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2017-09-28 at 5:35 AM UTC in the true nature of reality
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2017-09-28 at 5:19 AM UTC in the true nature of reality
Originally posted by Bill Krozby here it is
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e7f_1362824142
thx Bill Krozby, that was fucking awesome pal. always good to see a pig get fucked up like that, even if he was korean. man, wouldn't it be awesome if that happened to every pig on the planet all on the same day?
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2017-09-28 at 4:46 AM UTC in I need some inspiring wordsi can't sleep i'm so excited
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2017-09-28 at 2:13 AM UTC in I have a public confession to make
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2017-09-28 at 2:08 AM UTC in I have a public confession to makeman, i can't wait to see my bitch next week. she's a lot cleaner now, i bet she looks super sweet.
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2017-09-28 at 1:58 AM UTC in I have a public confession to make
Originally posted by Wick Sweat No thats narcassist. And sadly he's right there are some fucked up 18 year old chicks who would swipe right for a balding 45 year old man if they had the chance. and especially in the UK.
Women I ever spend any kind of time with r naturally drawn to me anyway.
Thats hella not true but I have to believe it is as a cornerstone of my fake game.
45 isn't 65 man, i'm not balding in the slightest. altho i do admit i have a few grey hairs appearing in there lol. it gives me that distinguished look tho haha. younger chicks that go with us older guys soon realize they prefer it. we are way more mature than what we are in our 20s, can have a decent conversation with them and our experience in the bedroom just totally outclasses anything the younger guys can offer. in fact there's only one thing we have an advantage on when we are younger and that is looks. but fortunately looks are actually way down on a woman's list and in our 40s our looks still aren't that bad tbh. we have more confidence at this age too which women love. only its real genuine confidence that comes from real life experience and not just the fronting fake confidence that younger boys have that everyone can tell is fake, everyone except themselves anyway, lol.
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2017-09-28 at 1:23 AM UTC in I need some inspiring wordsno, i can't.
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2017-09-28 at 1:12 AM UTC in I need some inspiring words
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2017-09-28 at 1:11 AM UTC in I need some inspiring words
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2017-09-28 at 1:09 AM UTC in The retarded fred: The jolly green giants cock edition
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2017-09-28 at 1:06 AM UTC in I need some inspiring words
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2017-09-28 at 12:58 AM UTC in I need some inspiring wordsi'm gonna have a wank over her tit pix for now.
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2017-09-28 at 12:57 AM UTC in I need some inspiring wordsfucking hell man, i'm gonna see her next week. this is fucking awesome.
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2017-09-28 at 12:56 AM UTC in I need some inspiring words
