Posts by NARCassist

1. 2017-10-08 at 12:47 AM UTC in Dogs that sit right on your crotch
   

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   na, you gone too far now speckles
   
   
   
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2. 2017-10-08 at 12:30 AM UTC in Got muh Toyota Land Cruiser today
   

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   aww, you don't want to say coz your too embarrassed. that's cute faggot, lol
   
   
   
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3. 2017-10-08 at 12:13 AM UTC in Got muh Toyota Land Cruiser today
   

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   Originally posted by Captain Falcon I don't look at the price tag, that's a pretty low class thing to do

   
   so what's it worth now? just 3 months later
   
   
   
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4. 2017-10-08 at 12:12 AM UTC in Inside the Walls OF H.M.P never seen Footage of real life inside British prison 2017 [ 18+ ]
   

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   man i'm glad i gtfo of that shit.
   
   
   
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5. 2017-10-07 at 11:58 PM UTC in Got muh Toyota Land Cruiser today
   

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   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Lol @ jellies getting butt hurt because they don't understand what a zero-meter car purchase feels like.

   
   so how much you pay for that brand new car of yours?
   
   
   
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6. 2017-10-07 at 11:51 PM UTC in Dogs that sit right on your crotch
   

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   Originally posted by -SpectraL I don't let dogs touch me. I find them filthy and disgusting, and they also stink.

   
   yeah i agree with spekky for once
   
   
   
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7. 2017-10-07 at 11:49 PM UTC in FUCKING WOW. An actual true life MIRACLE happened yesterday.
   

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   funny story about this lad that od'd. last week he was right outside my window chatting shit to some old pisshead bird that was sitting on the wall. i could hear him fronting some 'nobody going to knock me out' bullshit to her. now the cunt this week went and knocked himself out proper, lol.
   
   
   
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8. 2017-10-07 at 11:44 PM UTC in FUCKING WOW. An actual true life MIRACLE happened yesterday.
   

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   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Edible thc metabolizes to form 11-Hydroxy-Δ9-tetrahydrocannabinol in Ur liver, trippy high rather than mello hi

   
   oh is that right?
   
   whateva
   
   
   
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9. 2017-10-07 at 11:39 PM UTC in FUCKING WOW. An actual true life MIRACLE happened yesterday.
   

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   what kind of faggots eat fucking weed gummies, lol. smoke a fucking bong or spliff like proper people, dickhead.
   
   
   
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10. 2017-10-07 at 11:27 PM UTC in FUCKING WOW. An actual true life MIRACLE happened yesterday.
    

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    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Knew it. She's a junkie whore. She doesn't want to rehab.
    
    Money says the second she gets out, she ODs and narc makes a cry post

    
    na crying is the realm of faggots. you gotta start realizing me and you are nothing the same faggot. you do the crying while i'm doing the laughing at how pathetic little faggot you are boy. all this effort you're making in this fred and you have no idea just how much i'm laughing at how stupid you looking right now. maybe you should get to bed boy, that trip prolly worn you out by now, lol.
    
    
    
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11. 2017-10-07 at 11:15 PM UTC in FUCKING WOW. An actual true life MIRACLE happened yesterday.
    

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    Originally posted by Captain Falcon LUL HIS HOE GIRLFRIENDS EX

    
    
    
    
    
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12. 2017-10-07 at 11:08 PM UTC in BOUT TO POP MY ACID TAB LOL
    

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    Originally posted by infinityshock cheap ass laminate countertop.
    
    what is that…section 8 housing youre living in, you ghetto fag.

    
    fuckin lol
    
    
    
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13. 2017-10-07 at 11:07 PM UTC in FUCKING WOW. An actual true life MIRACLE happened yesterday.
    

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    fucking lololol
    
    
    
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14. 2017-10-07 at 9:23 PM UTC in What's the first sexual thing you saw growing up?
    

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    But the bible is a load of bollocks so your beautifully crafted argument(sic) is moot.
    
    
    
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15. 2017-10-07 at 8:57 PM UTC in FUCKING WOW. An actual true life MIRACLE happened yesterday.
    

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    Originally posted by bling bling survival of the fizzest

    
    Bling, you and me gonna fall out pal. Delete it man, not kidding.
    
    
    
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16. 2017-10-07 at 7:17 PM UTC in FUCKING WOW. An actual true life MIRACLE happened yesterday.
    

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    no mate, this guy really was just a horrible cunt. he wasn't interested in just fucking her and he certainly wasn't the settling down type. he is a dirty junkie with a cunt of a habit that had robbed and stolen from pretty much everyone he knew. he was going out on the train every day to do burglaries to make money for his habit. the only reason he was interested in her was coz he knew she can make a hundred quid in an hour. he would soon have had her going out doing two or three times the work she was doing before at least. she only only used to do one job a day at most normally. she hated doing it, she talked to me a lot about very personal stuff. she won't even go on top during sex because the evil cunt that abused her when she was a kid used to get her on top of him. she is actually quite hung up when it comes to sex, and seriously she only does that work because its the only way she could fund the huge amount of gear she was doing, which she was doing to block out all that shit that happened to her. this is why i could not allow this fucker to go getting his hooks into her, it would have absolutely ruined her. and i know he would be the type to use violence and manipulation to get her into doing it. i know his type too well, i can spot them instantly. i prolly knew that fucker better than he knew himself.
    
    he certainly didn't have 'feelings' for her. that was the type of cunt who doesn't have feelings for anyone but himself.
    
    
    
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    Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-10-07T19:20:21.596066+00:00
17. 2017-10-07 at 6:57 PM UTC in my anus is bleeding
    

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    Originally posted by -SpectraL Then you could go boom.

    
    i think it would be more like 'whoosh' if anything.
    
    when i was about 19 or summing i had this dick of a mate that hanged round with us and i'd bought some cheap shitty motor to run about in. one time he thought it would be funny to stuff a rag in the opening of the fuel tank and light it. it went whoosh and blew itself out, lol.
    
    
    
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18. 2017-10-07 at 6:49 PM UTC in BOUT TO POP MY ACID TAB LOL
    

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    Originally posted by Captain Falcon .

    
    didn't see
    
    
    
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19. 2017-10-07 at 6:45 PM UTC in The retarded fred: The jolly green giants cock edition
    

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    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'm sorry you don't have anyone to hold your hand when things get tough. Maybe you can pay your whore girlfriend to give a fuck.

    
    oh i'm very self-sufficient me, there's fuck all i can't manage for myself. i'm a fully grown man tho, not a little molly-coddled baby.
    
    
    
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20. 2017-10-07 at 6:38 PM UTC in BOUT TO POP MY ACID TAB LOL
    

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    or a fruit loop
    
    
    
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