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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    but still, it is only a matter of time before she starts to get all paranoid about how she can't compete with a big hard cock tho



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    maybe, lol, maybe



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Watching the ISS livestream is so much fun

    have you had that 'moment of clarity' about your life yet? or are you not got to that stage of the trip yet? how long ago did you take it?



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    that should make for fun times to be had all round, lol.



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Ye were relly open man, it's all been love. My bf and her don't really give a shit about each other, but they're chill.

    i wonder how long it'll be before she starts figuring out you like cock better than minge tho.



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    Originally posted by mashlehash That was awesome

    yes, it was.





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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yes he did :Rofl_Roll_Yellow_3b::Rofl_Roll_Yellow_3b::Rofl_Roll_Yellow_3b::Rofl_Roll_Yellow_3b::Rofl_Roll_Yellow_3b::Rofl_Roll_Yellow_3b:



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Whew that is a miracle! ONE of the many guys fucking your hooker GF is dead, now she's all good and will never be tempted to stray from your 1-month relationship with a hooker.

    Oh and one month in rehab is definitely gonna keep her off the heroin, and she'll definitely have the skills to get a good job and won't be tempted to turn tricks. A month in rehab will change her whole shit up.. she's yours bro. Congratulations.

    do i detect a hint of sarcasm there weed smoker?



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    bling take that link down please mate



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    ere falco, does this girlfriend of yours know you like sticking your plonker into dirty hairy grotty dude asshole?



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    lol, what kind of faggot needs a trip sitter hahah? you obviously not too sure of yourself if you've felt the need for a fucking baby sitter to hold your hand. AWW DIDDUMS



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    bling you're a fucking prick



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    kiss my fat acid



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I cud bagn ur girlfernd for $10 lol

    you might wanna think about the last guy that tried to bang her



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon We r given u advise bcuz u r retrarded

    well you don't need to coz you're just a pretentious cunt



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by greenplastic i hate to tell you this but music is audio

    both together you moron, lol.

    but if you are gonna listen just to music then its gotta be acid



    that shit sounds fucking bangin on LSD



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i do love the way y'all giving me advice on this like you would to some young inexperienced twenty somethinger. like you think i ain't already thought of the things y'all saying and considered every possibility already, you know coz like i'm 44 years old and have experience of all this shit coz i've like lived it all many times before already. having been selling drugs most of my adult life has made me very good at reading people, seeing signs that most people would never even notice. not to mention i have grafted with working girls in the past so i've known plenty of them too.



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