Not gonna jack off for a week

1. 2017-10-08 at 7:52 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Day before yesterday, on weed, I jacked off four times, each was great, and I had sex, at that point my dick just tapped out.
   
   Yesterday I had sex on acid, I came harder than I ever have in my life, it was amazing. I could have filled several gravy boats with my man batter. I jacked off twice after that, still great but not as good as the sex. I also jacked off in the morning once.
   
   Today, I jacked off once and it was ok but my cock just threw up its hands and said "NIGGA, I need a break".
   
   So imma not cap for a week. But I'm gonna Def look at sexy stuff and give it a little fuel, tempt myself.
2. 2017-10-08 at 7:53 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   you're totally going to masturbate tonight
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3. 2017-10-08 at 8:01 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I used to do the same thing not jack off but cock tease myself with smexy pix/video.
4. 2017-10-08 at 8:02 PM UTC

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   Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
   This autistic exercise in DOTARDism circulates every year or so
5. 2017-10-08 at 8:02 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby I used to do the same thing not jack off but cock tease myself with smexy pix/video.

   
   The things that must wash over your mind
6. 2017-10-08 at 8:13 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash you're totally going to masturbate tonight

   
   I'll report back when I break my jackfast
7. 2017-10-08 at 8:24 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I'll be waiting
   
   
8. 2017-10-08 at 8:45 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Day before yesterday, on weed, I jacked off four times, each was great, and I had sex, at that point my dick just tapped out.
   
   Yesterday I had sex on acid, I came harder than I ever have in my life, it was amazing. I could have filled several gravy boats with my man batter. I jacked off twice after that, still great but not as good as the sex. I also jacked off in the morning once.
   
   Today, I jacked off once and it was ok but my cock just threw up its hands and said "NIGGA, I need a break".
   
   So imma not cap for a week. But I'm gonna Def look at sexy stuff and give it a little fuel, tempt myself.

   
   you are one mentally defective fucking retard to think it's a good idea to post about your self-wacking habits to a website that is 99% populated by virgins, niggers, and faggots.
9. 2017-10-08 at 8:50 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by infinityshock you are one mentally defective fucking retard to think it's a good idea to post about your self-wacking habits to a website that is 99% populated by virgins, niggers, and faggots.

   
   That's really rich coming from a guy who may not be a virgin, or a nigger, but is a pariah even amongst the most degenerate of faggots
10. 2017-10-08 at 10:22 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Imma post all the gifs and videos and shit that tempt me during my week long quest
11. 2017-10-08 at 10:22 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
12. 2017-10-08 at 10:23 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Gonna mentally edge for a week lol
13. 2017-10-08 at 10:23 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Tonight.
14. 2017-10-08 at 10:25 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Gonna mentally edge for a week lol

    
    we'll get your medal ready
    
    
    
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15. 2017-10-08 at 10:25 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Rub it on your gonads
16. 2017-10-08 at 10:33 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Imma post all the gifs and videos and shit that tempt me during my week long quest

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon

    
    don't lie. how the fuck would that tempt you when you can't even see his cock?
    
    
    
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17. 2017-10-08 at 10:34 PM UTC

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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon vid snip

    
    Honestly tats ruin it for me for some reason
    
    I jerk off for like an hour or more a day, not sure what I'd do with the saved time, play terraria?
18. 2017-10-08 at 10:34 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by NARCassist don't lie. how the fuck would that tempt you when you can't even see his cock?
    
    
    
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    Good one
19. 2017-10-08 at 11:04 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i would post summing to really tempt him but i'm not gey
    
    
    
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20. 2017-10-08 at 11:08 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    try this tho
    
    
    
    
    
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