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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I remember when the EU made straight bananas illegal. They have so much time on their hands they actually came up with a law/rule that bananas had to have X amount of bend in them or they couldn't be sold.

    If that's progress then I'm an African prince named Mumbo Jumbo

    Edit: Hi I'm Mumbo Jumbo…apparently the above was just a "EuroMyth"

    No it wasn't, I used to regularly pass the banana straightening factory when coming off the M25 at hemel Hempstead.


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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny that regards to citizenship application.

    not refugeeship.

    Refugee status doesn't give an individual indefinite leave to remain here, or to work or claim full unemployment benefits. To get benefits here you have to be able and willing to work and you have to sign on every two weeks declaring that you are able and willing and prove that you have been actively seeking employment.

    For a refugee to get that they have to first get citizenship, for which they need to prove they can communicate effectively in English.


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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator The EU is a great project and anyone who opposes it right now is probably brain damaged.

    Maybe its a great project for you and would suit you and your lifestyle. But like I pointed out to you in the other Fred yesterday, you're thinking and logic always applies on the assumption that everyone is inherently like you and thinks like you and always want the same as what you want.

    In the real world everyone is different and different things are important to different people and they all want different things. So you have millions of differing ideas on what's right and wrong. Hence we get many people who find the EU works for them and their personal situation, and many for whom the EU doesn't work well at all.


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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Tch, nigga fuck you. All your life choices are the best possible choices ever because you rationalize yourself into believing that.

    You should just cut out all the bullshit and try to get an abandoned shipping container and use pallets to accent that.

    not everyone is you captain faggot, not everybody wants what you want in life, not everybody wants to be a stuck up there own ass, arrogant, desperate to be seen as better than everybody else, male version of paris hilton, hardcore fucking faggot poser idiot, like you do falcon.

    lol


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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    these could help give you some inspiration





    theres loads of micro homes vids on yt that you could watch. i've seen better ones that those an all, just don't have time to look through them all right now tho.


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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator That's just the power of sugar gay.

    Two words elicited such a vicious emotional response that even in his rage it ended in him telling a male he will fuck his ass and grabbing gay cock.

    is that what you do when you get angry?

    "don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when i'm angry"


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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    shit staines


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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator I actually live in a council house in Surrey, fuck you

    there are no pakis living in surrey

    just staines


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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    mmm qualuudes


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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL They can do practically anything, even alter your DNA remotely. Insert real things into your butt. Read your mind. They can also manipulate time and space and matter at will. It's like child's-play for them.

    so you're saying angels and demons are pedophiles then?


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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania umm.. Lanny is in Palo Alto??

    very interesting

    so is a lot of the tech industry


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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    BUT DOES HE HAVE ANY BAWLS THO ???


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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Helladamnleet No. You literally can't. It's determined by whether you were born with a penis or a vagina.


    For example: HTS_Noob is 100% a male. Doesn't matter how much he spouts off about how he's a girl, the fact is he's a not.

    you know normally i'd agree with you. but then we are talking about fomoplugs here, i think this could be a genuine case of nature fucking up and growing a cock on a chick.

    altho, i'm assuming fomoplugs does have a cock tho.


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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you know, you have a bit of liposuction, and next thing you know you've got a swimming pool. that's fucking awesome.

    well done §m£ÂgØL, old pal.


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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    §m£ÂgØLs human fat pool sealant sounds fucking amazing tho


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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator I love the primitive tech type videos but it has gotten really stupid too, like nigga really nobody is building a god damn pool out in the wilderness, this isn't primitive or survival.

    its just about showing you what's possible really, like showing the techniques, how they are applied and the potential they have.


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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    so like as soon as he took that bat off you you'd be fucked, and not in the way that involves flabby ripples running up your back pal.


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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    well, its just you wouldn't be able to run away from an assailant with all the extra weight you're carryinmg there, obvs.


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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by G4LM I could do it without the rainforest and without tools

    fucking hell §m£ÂgØL, have you discovered a way to turn human fat into a waterproof seal strong enough to line a swimming pool? that's fucking huge dude(no pun intended), you could make a fortune with that.

    also, so do you just eat all the dirt or summing then?
  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by G4LM Would murder and go to prison if somebody did that shit to my mom. I have grabbed a bat before to protect her from this crazy asshole who i am eternally upset i did not get a chance to hit.

    but after a second or two to think it through properly it would have occurred to you that if it all went wrong you wouldn't exactly have been able to run away or anything.

    lol


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