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If you're a woman and you let an animal fuck you...

  1. #61
    bling bling Dark Matter
    we used too shout ayy pringle can wen we see her in the street

    1 pop not stop
  2. #62
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    that same lad with the two dogs, one evening we were hanging about in this older guys yard, there were about 6 of us. his daughter was upstairs and she was a right little cow. she threw a tutd which just missed some of us, literally landed by our feet. his dog immediately dived in and gobbled it down in like 1 gulp. we were fucking heaving.

    i think i told you guys that story before.



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  3. #63
    bling bling Dark Matter
    wev all had shit on our mouth at 1 point think about it
  4. #64
    Xlite African Astronaut
    Eh, i have no problem with people being into animals. I can watch but i'm probably not going to get involved, at least not while sober.

    Really, my only concern would be: Does anyone suffer from this?
    If the dog digs it and if the chick digs it = who gives a fuck honestly? People be crying about sexual preferences but we're all sick and perverted fucks anyway, nobody is "normal" anymore. Your sexual preference is not more justified than anyone else.

    If you gonna be hating then at least do it towards the actual problem makers, ie politicians.
  5. #65
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i'll be honest, i'm not entirely comfortable with the idea that any chick i fuck has had another dudes dick up her, prolly many. but i can still live with that. but to think a nasty dirty dog had been up there before me, i don't even care if it was years ago, no fucking way.

    i can't get my head round most of y'all calling me out for the pee thing i got, yet you're cool with this?



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  6. #66
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    ^ Pretty much that. Male dogs probably love fucking women. I don't see any reason to complicate things, it's different than standard human relations.
  7. #67
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeah its different, dogs take disgusting to a whole other level. i don't claim to be the cleanest motherfucker, but wtf?



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  8. #68
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    the bitch in that video said 'you can't catch std's', fucking lol. come tell me that when you caught q fever you silly bitch. give me fucking herpes any day.



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  9. #69
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i'll leave this right here

    Q fever
    From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Q fever is a disease caused by infection with Coxiella burnetii,[1] a bacterium that affects humans and other animals. This organism is uncommon, but may be found in cattle, sheep, goats, and other domestic mammals, including cats and dogs. The infection results from inhalation of a spore-like small-cell variant, and from contact with the milk, urine, feces, vaginal mucus, or semen of infected animals. Rarely, the disease is tick-borne.[2] The incubation period is 9–40 days. Humans are vulnerable to Q fever, and infection can result from even a few organisms.[3] The bacterium is an obligate intracellular pathogenic parasite.


    Signs and symptoms[edit]
    Incubation period is usually two to three weeks.[4] The most common manifestation is flu-like symptoms with abrupt onset of fever, malaise, profuse perspiration, severe headache, muscle pain, joint pain, loss of appetite, upper respiratory problems, dry cough, pleuritic pain, chills, confusion, and gastrointestinal symptoms, such as nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea. About half of infected individuals exhibit no symptoms.[4]

    During its course, the disease can progress to an atypical pneumonia, which can result in a life-threatening acute respiratory distress syndrome, whereby such symptoms usually occur during the first four to five days of infection.[citation needed]

    Less often, Q fever causes (granulomatous) hepatitis, which may be asymptomatic or becomes symptomatic with malaise, fever, liver enlargement, and pain in the right upper quadrant of the abdomen. Whereas transaminase values are often elevated, jaundice is uncommon. Retinal vasculitis is a rare manifestation of Q fever.[5]

    The chronic form of Q fever is virtually identical to inflammation of the inner lining of the heart (endocarditis),[6] which can occur months or decades following the infection. It is usually fatal if untreated. However, with appropriate treatment, the mortality falls to around 10%.

    good luck getting a condom on fido



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  10. #70
    Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist i'll be honest, i'm not entirely comfortable with the idea that any chick i fuck has had another dudes dick up her, prolly many. but i can still live with that. but to think a nasty dirty dog had been up there before me, i don't even care if it was years ago, no fucking way.

    So, theoretically what you're saying is that you would have less issues with your girl fucking a dude, than her dog?

    Honestly man, i would probably have an easier time accepting the ladder. At Least there's no sense of rivalry with the dog. I mean if your girl cheats on you with a dude, its most likely cuz he's superior to you in multiple ways. There's also the risk of your girl losing her heart to this bloke which could end up in her leaving you. That's not gonna happen with the dog. The beastiality thing is purely sexual, the dog won't steal your chick, it won't kick your ass, and its not gonna have any issues sharing.

    Its a no brainer.
  11. #71
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Xlite So, theoretically what you're saying is that you would have less issues with your girl fucking a dude, than her dog?

    Honestly man, i would probably have an easier time accepting the ladder. At Least there's no sense of rivalry with the dog. I mean if your girl cheats on you with a dude, its most likely cuz he's superior to you in multiple ways. There's also the risk of your girl losing her heart to this bloke which could end up in her leaving you. That's not gonna happen with the dog. The beastiality thing is purely sexual, the dog won't steal your chick, it won't kick your ass, and its not gonna have any issues sharing.

    Its a no brainer.

    https://niggasin.space/post/340962



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  12. #72
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    no way you ain't trolling tho



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  13. #73
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by A College Professor

    you're not funny please kill yourself immediately and then slice your wrist
  14. #74
    Xlite African Astronaut
    All right then, assuming there's no diseases involved.
  15. #75
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    THE FUCK

    I am leaving this thread now.

    Fucking....fuck
  16. #76
    I was once warned not to see women in America if they have male dogs.
  17. #77
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by NARCassist no way you ain't trolling tho



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    His argument is perfectly reasonable. What percent of dogs are even infected by the Q fever bacterium? The counterargument to that is that having sex with human males, as opposed to animals, is far more likely to lead to STDs. Do you know how common herpes is? Do you want to deal that for the rest of your life, assuming no cure is found?
  18. #78
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Hey guys, just got back from humping the family cat.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. #79
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    I hope its rare because I find it disguisting.
  20. #80
    HTS highlight reel
    A lot of bigots and misogynists ITT... fucking animals is okay and it's not okay to disrespect women who do it. smh
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