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2018-10-01 at 5:11 PM UTC in Do you think you're better off alone?
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2018-10-01 at 5:06 PM UTC in Should I go to work high on GHB (and xanax and alcohol), or should I get a hotel room, an escort, and a gram of crack?Of course pussy and drugs. Why the fuck would you pass on that for a shitty day in a boring office?
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2018-10-01 at 5:04 PM UTC in Should I go to work high on GHB (and xanax and alcohol), or should I get a hotel room, an escort, and a gram of crack?I can spall pretty well even when high as fuck, and spell check does the rest.
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2018-10-01 at 5:01 PM UTC in Good Morning FONA-FRIENDS!Fuck off
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2018-10-01 at 5:01 PM UTC in Should I go to work high on GHB (and xanax and alcohol), or should I get a hotel room, an escort, and a gram of crack?Choosing between the office or pussy and drugs really isn't much of a dilemma.
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2018-10-01 at 4:13 PM UTC in ZTT : DO YOU USUALLY SPIT OR SWALLOW ?
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2018-10-01 at 3:46 PM UTC in just banged this hot little 21 yoWhen she came back it was all tears and this story about owing 100 quid to some crack dealer who was threatening her. I dunno, could be true. She reckons they took the phone off her an all, but she won't tell me who they were. The phone is actually a cheap as fuck piece of shit and was locked up an all. I said I'd offer them 30 quid for it back but she wouldn't even try, so its prolly not entirely true. Who knows.
Pussy sure can be a pain in the ass at times, lol.
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2018-10-01 at 3:41 PM UTC in just banged this hot little 21 yo
Originally posted by RisiR † What happened to your stuff?
She brought a few items back, the rest I'm having to get creative about. Basically sold a bunch of items I don't have, use that money to refund the first lot. In a few days I'll have to repeat. Keep doing that until I can catch up. Hopefully it won't affect my 100% feedback score too much if I'm careful.
Its my phone I'm pissed about the most. That was the one I used the most and has all my numbers, text messages, music and also had to change all my passwords coz it was set to access all my accounts. Caused me more problems losing that than all the other stuff combined.
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2018-10-01 at 3:32 PM UTC in just banged this hot little 21 yo
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2018-10-01 at 3:20 PM UTC in just banged this hot little 21 yo
Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla i think my homonculus is relaying a message of approval to continue evolving my best spikes of self while also balancing the battleground
Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla for some reason today i was praising my "ancient self" this morning when i got out of the shower. i think the frenzied and elaborate motor movements are regenerative to my core
Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla for the longest time i was stagnant and the total energy beam remained at an equilibrium which was degrading the homonculus with cytotoxic downstream effects but like an angel rising above shifting the tides i will become wise and ascend the steps of the staircase for the ginkgo to find
Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla a full sex change using only mindfulness and the power of meditation was achieved in atlantis and the mermaid flock destroyed everything. never again. however if my muscles, bones, nnlonjos, and eyes continue to reach for the stars the alternating currents of motor movements will force the meat shell to continuously adapt and this stress builds character
Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla you can kick at my feet, and punch at my hands, here or in foreign lands, indie rock college radio bands, shark sands, quicksand, get bent, get banned, the promised land
And while sploo was doing all that I was getting deep into that sweet sweet young pusspuss.
I know you jelly.
Lol
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2018-10-01 at 8:27 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2018-09-30 at 10:53 PM UTC in Failed to fetch quotejust noticed how the word 'quote' on the first quote box in a post, just below the posters avatar, is fucked and the top half of the word doesn't show. that's really weird.
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2018-09-30 at 10:49 PM UTC in Failed to fetch quote
Originally posted by RisiR † Hey Lanny, did you change some shit around? I can't quote anymore.
Originally posted by RisiR † … ok, don't know what went wrong.
Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning Hey lanny in the ISS source what does bbc stand for?
Originally posted by Grimace Quote fetcher.
Originally posted by Grimace Dang, dawg.
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2018-09-30 at 9:15 PM UTC in Scron didn't buy me potato chips
Originally posted by HTS He was going to the store already, I just asked him to pick something up for me while he was there. 😡
Originally posted by HTS *shrug*
I'm over it. Chips were purchased… eventually. I don't think he forgot, the store is like 2 minutes away. He just wanted to hurt me. 😭
de@ry de@ry me
like i said, LAZY!!
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lol, de@ry word enhancements to faggoty hahahh -
2018-09-30 at 8:29 PM UTC in Self Igniting Molotov Cocktail
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2018-09-30 at 8:27 PM UTC in ZTT : DO YOU USUALLY SPIT OR SWALLOW ?what kind of a stoopid question is this? is this what its come to lads?
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2018-09-30 at 7:28 PM UTC in just banged this hot little 21 yo
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2018-09-30 at 7:14 PM UTC in just banged this hot little 21 yobtw, £338 that bitch cost me with the shit she took plus my phone with all my numbers in it and £25 worth of credit on it. so she was kinda like a prostitute really.
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2018-09-30 at 7:11 PM UTC in Scron didn't buy me potato chipsgo to the store yourself you lazy fuck. what right you got to make someone else's life a misery just coz you lazy fat cunt?
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2018-09-30 at 7:05 PM UTC in just banged this hot little 21 yo
Originally posted by Grimace Believe it or not, some men would be willing to pay for their sexual desires while not having the responsibilities and duty of a traditional relationship. Hell, for that matter, many women are the same. Nothing wrong with some casual anonymous fucking, if that's your thing.
just because the authorities and the religious outfits say its wrong doesn't really mean its wrong. so i don't give a fuck, its not wrong in my book, not wrong in the slightest. and anyone who thinks its wrong just because their authority tells them so is a fucking sheep without a decent mind of their own.
and to whoever said i only sleep with prostitutes. wtf? why would anyone limit their potential like that? so like if a fit chick was literally throwing herself at you, you're gonna turn it down because she didn't charge you first. - that doesn't even make any sense. lolyouidiotlolol
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