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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    btw kr0z is a confirmed serial rapist and §m£ÂgØL hitchhiked to hydromorphone, banged her while her husband banged him in the ass like a little faggot. then she convinced him he was the father of her baby only for him to go write some really crappy book about the whole thing like it was some major story or summing, sold about 2 copies then found out it wasn't his kid at all the whole time, lol(various freds have been made about them).



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jim Everything is good bro, almost nothing has happened to me since I life Zoklet. What about you?

    um, where do i start? lol. zoklet went down a few months after i got busted for drugs, the pigs stitched me right up(i made a fred about it). then i got out at the beginning of last year(i made a fred about it). went to live in this little town right down the far end of cornwall(i think i made a fred about it), started seeing this really gorgeous cute prostitute chick(i made a fred about it), who then had to go into rehab. there was this dickhead there at the time who was trying to get his hooks into her so he could get her going out working to pay for his smack habit, so i was looking at various ways to ward him off her mainly by making him think his kids were in danger(i made a fred about it), then he turned up dead coz he somehow managed to OD in a supermarket toilet which was a great relief(i made a fred about it). then after she got out of rehab i barely heard from her again but have been living here and have hooked up with various chicks, had a few golden showers(i made a fred about it), one robbed me the other day while i slept(i made a fred about it) then she came back the next day and i banged her some more. and now here i am replying to you(i didn't make a fred about that last bit tho).

    that's basically the long and short of it.



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by CandyRein I’ve always loved some Alanis, Narc💖

    she had quite a voice on her



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Number13 You had us all fooled until this, as far as I know americunts don't call em crisps.

    That is a very good point Mr 13.



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by CandyRein See, what it all comes down to.. is that everything is gonna be fine fine fine

    I’ve got one hand in my pocket and the other ones giving a high 5

    you a fan of alanis?



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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by CandyRein Ok … but when you get the chance send me a pic of your arm again with my name on it.. it’s just super awesome that that’s there 😋💖

    Rest well E-hub

    you too princess xx


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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock

    but 99% of statistics are made up on the spot tho.



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by CandyRein 8pm here so about in an hour

    think i'll be way too tired to be jerking off by then. mind if we take a rain check on that sexypants? xx



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    the shockwave from the blast would pulverize your brain and kill you before you even felt the heat.




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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    fucking hell jill, could you be any more boring?



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock id never stick any part of my anatomy into any part of the anatomy of a nigger

    and for that jill they are eternally grateful to you.



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by CandyRein Yes, should probably update some things anyway

    when was you thinking coz its like 2am here now.



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jim I remember you. It's really me. We used to argue back and forth. You and antsinmypoptarts. Whatever happened to JustAnotherAsshole?

    yes we did, lol

    so how you been pal? life treating you good?



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by CandyRein I’ll look in on it tonight😋

    you mean you're going on fl tonight?



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    jill you're always complaining about black people, so clearly you're hoping that somebody would actually do something. what exactly is it you'd like done? i mean do you have any ideas on the matter?



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    hopefully you'll be able to block the number they're sent from. else you'll just have to learn to switch off and ignore them.



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by CandyRein I haven’t been on it in a grip either profile is still there tho

    we really should make a date to get on there sometime and have a proper chat babygurl.



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i got some 200mg ones in my draw. that chick that robbed me the other night took them then gave me most of them back when she came back again. prolly dint even realize what they were tho.



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by CandyRein If someone does not like me , I don’t understand why they come around me constantly

    Weird ass

    you still get on fetlife candy? i not clicked on there for ages now.



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by SBTlauien I'd stay away. Does the site have a lot of popups?

    no none, has a lot of accounts that i wish were real tho, ya get me? lol.



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