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2017-04-08 at 4:52 AM UTC in weird al CAWWWWWW
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2017-04-07 at 6:06 PM UTC in the best song out right now
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2017-04-04 at 4:53 PM UTC in Christiania AKA "Free Town"anyone ever been there? It's a little area in Copenhagen where the cops agree to let people be "free" which means you can smoke weed there. However you're not allowed to take pictures or use any other drug, because even though the residents of Christiania brag they're a self governing community, they're still afraid of the police from Denmark coming over into their land and arresting them. Really it's just a community of stoners who let their place fall to shit in the name of art. I didn't get any of the positive vibes people talk about. I mean when you're buying pot from a guy in an armored vest with a mask on, that doesn't seem very free and that definitely sends me super bad vibes. If you wanna smoke pot in Denmark just dip in an alleyway real quick. No need to see christiania
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2017-04-04 at 4:36 PM UTC in dreams where you can fly...I always have flying dreams when I'm stressed about something or upset.
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2017-04-01 at 3:38 AM UTC in Who here loves to fly?
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2017-03-31 at 12:46 AM UTC in This one time I went to NicaraguaGot there not really knowing what to expect but I was thinking of lush jungles, tropical beaches and cool shit. I was pretty nervous when I landed, actually I was pretty riddled with anxiety because I was landing late at night and didn't really have anything planned out and I heard Managua was a really dangerous city. During that time ebola was a major crises and the Nicaraguans weren't messing around. Everyone getting off the plane was screened for fevers and I had to fill out a form asking if I've recently or am currently experiencing any symptoms related to ebola. Everyone who worked at the airport was wearing surgical masks and once an alarm even went off and workers all suited up were literally running to quarantine someone who I'm guessing had a fever.
I got out of the airport and was hit by a wall of dense, humid air and I smelled a familiar smell in the air. That smell of a developing country. It smelled like a combination of car exhaust, burning trash and grilled meat. Of course I was swarmed with taxi drivers overwhelming me asking if I needed a ride. From previous experiences in places like this, I of course dodged them all and found some taxi on the side of the road to hopefully get a good price. The dude drove me to my hostel using all these backroads and alyways and all I could think of is when I got robbed from a similar taxi ride in East Africa. I made it to my hostel which was kind of on the outskirts of town and got out and paid the agreed amount and everything was cool. There were no street lights around, and a lot of gangster looking people just watching me as I walked a block down the road to the hostel.
I met the hostel dude, he was cool but accused me of not caring about the culture and only being there to get drunk and fuck the locals. He offered to walk me down the street to where I could get a cheeseburger, but told me to only bring the money that I needed for food and nothing else, in case we get robbed. I ordered a burger from this little cart, and actually it was pretty good. I hadn't got my recommended vaccinations before I left so I was somewhat risking getting sick. I made a point before I left to only eat food that was hot enough or fresh enough to make sure I don't get sick. In Nicaragua you can get hep A or typhoid simply by drinking the tap water, not to mention a lot of other nasty sicknesses that exist in that god forsaken country if you're not careful about what you eat or drink. This cheeseburger was my first meal there and I already was violating that rule that I had set out, but I didn't want to have to inconvenience myself all the time so I was just like "fuck it" and ate it.
The next morning I found a bus to Leon. I stayed at a well known party hostel and drank mojitos all night and was a little overwhelmed by the douchy American and Australian surfers. They like to keep to themselves and seem to think everyone who doesn't surf is someone not worth talking to. Still though, there were a lot of cool people there to hang out with.
The next day, there was a party at the beach and a bunch of people from the hostel got in the back of a pickup truck and they drove us all to the beach and on the way I saw just how fucked up Nicaragua is. People just throw their trash on the ground, not a care in the world. People cook their food over piles of burning trash. Little kids run around the streets huffing glue, and I remember walking down a street filled with trash and a bunch of people were digging through it looking for food. The Australians didn't seem to have a problem with this, in fact they liked wearing bright colored clothes, getting drunk and spending their money like they're all the kings of the world because everything is so fucking cheap there.
At the party I wasn't feeling too hot. I felt really out of place because this was one of the most shallow, stuck up environments I've ever been in and I felt like I was an outcast, like I was in High School again. We drove back and the next morning at 5am I started throwing up violently. In Nicargua you can't flush toilet paper down the toilet so everyone throws their used toilet paper in the trash can next to the toilets. I was basically peeing out my ass while having a trash can full of used toilet paper in my face while I was throwing up into it. In between puking and severe diarrhea sessions I was shivering on a hammock in intensely hot humid weather while having douchey Australians say things like "Ah patty too hard last night, mite??"
This lasted all day until the hostel owner informed me that people were starting to get freaked out by my illness and I'm not longer allowed to be there,but he helped get me to a hospital. I went into the hospital, which was overfilled and the main guy who spoke a little english was able to help me, he did a few tests and got me into a bed and showed me some graph and said I was really sick and I need to stay the night. They gave me who knows what in an IV and seven bags of water. He wanted a poop sample so I went diarrhea into a cup for him, and of course there was no toilet paper or soap or hand sanitizer to help me out.
The IV stuff helped me out and the next day I was feeling pretty weathered but not really sick anymore, and I was taking a bunch of mystery pills for the next two weeks and still peeing out my ass for pretty much a month afterward. I spent the rest of my trip cooking the fuck out of whatever I ate, dealing with hippy and surfer douchebags from Australia and America, heat, humidity, gangs of kids harassing me, crowded buses, people trying to rip me off, prostitutes trying to grab my junk, mosquitoes, rotting animals on the side of the road, burning trash everywhere, sketchy people eyeing me on the street, taking an hour to buy a loaf of bread, constant harassment, chaos, and general third world country shit. I had a few good moments out of it, but honestly if you were to buy me a round trip plane ticket I'd probably turn it down. That's Nicaragua, for ya.
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2017-03-30 at 2:56 AM UTC in **BLACK LIVES MATTER**
Originally posted by Bill Krozby SHEEEET GONTS DEM PIGS ARE FUCKED UP FUCK DA POLICE , THEY ARE FAGGOT PIG COWARDS.
IM STRAPPED RIGHT NOW W A MAC 10 ON DA SIDE OF MY HIP, WHEN THE PIGS CAME BY I POINTED MY WEAPON THOSE PIGS JUST KEPT ON STEPPIN
FUCK DA UNCLE TOM PIGS TOO< FUCKIN UCLE TOM LIKE A MOTHER FUCKA
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2017-03-29 at 4:37 AM UTC in blew off jury duty
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2017-03-29 at 3:10 AM UTC in BUSTED!i like how zoklet is in the background lmao do u wear a zoklet t shirt and hat everywhere u go 2 muahahasha
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2017-03-29 at 2:59 AM UTC in why the fuck can't you quote more than one person on this thingyall can go suck a big one ok bye
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2017-03-29 at 2:44 AM UTC in why the fuck can't you quote more than one person on this thingyeah im not about to type all this code shit just to quote it should do it automatically u motherfuckers. lanny fix ur fucking online forum
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2017-03-29 at 1:54 AM UTC in why the fuck can't you quote more than one person on this thingi just wanted to show everyone how Bill Krozby just roasted the fuck out of discount whore in the jury duty thread but it only quotes the Bill Krozby part and doesn't show the discount whores part. it was pretty funn but i cant quote it so there's no use in roasting ppl unless u can bring it back up to show everyone else, right?
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2017-03-28 at 5:56 PM UTC in Sex with me so amazingthat's a great song
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2017-03-23 at 5:22 AM UTC in being a wussyou guys don't even get yourself into situations where you can wuss out in the first place
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2017-03-23 at 2:10 AM UTC in being a wusstoday i was skiing some gnarly shit and there was a chute i wanted to do...The situation is I would have dropped into this ridiculously steep chute and for a good while there is no turning possible because it's so narrow. Now that's what's fun about chutes. They're usually really steep and you have to commit, if the chute is 10 feet wide, there is nothing you can do to slow yourself down until you're out of it. So my options were to go around it and still ski steep, cool shit and fresh powder today too, OR just suck it up and go for it...but by the time I'd be at the bottom of the chute I'd probably be going 50 mph and still on this crazy steep terrain and idk about you but it's hard to really slow down to a comfortable speed when you're already going 50 mph and it's still really steep..
So I made my decision and even though I'm pretty confident in my ability that I could have made it, that is some extreme terrain and there were two tracks down it for the entire day so I knew for a fact it would have been pretty baller of me to do it, tho it's kind of a toss up whether or not I'm actually good enough for that. I'd say I had a 80 perent chance of making it, but if I did actually eat it, it could end very badly
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2017-03-23 at 2 AM UTC in reddits favorite musichere on a ask reddit thread about your favorite albums, of course i predicted it all right before I even clicked on it. Here are some of the top answers...
-californication... RHCP
-the dark side of the moon... Pink Floyd
-White Album... Beatles
-Back in Black... AD/DC
-Abbey Road... Beatles
-The wall... Pink Floyd
-American Idiot... Greenday
The same reason right here why reddit can't seem to find a "SO" is because they're basic as fuck. The way they choose their music choices is the way they bring girls on dates. They use mouth spray, pick them up at 6, with flowers, and of course bring them to a movie and dinner. And say things like "My boss yesterday was like Blah dee Dah" and "Your post is rather un-empathetic"
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2017-03-22 at 5:05 PM UTC in Pyramids are Trianglasthat video is funny to me cuz i watched it when i was blazed one time and realized hoodrat shit is all about being pissed off 24/7
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2017-03-22 at 5:03 PM UTC in Pyramids are Trianglas
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2017-03-21 at 1:44 AM UTC in this shit is epicsry guys i fixed it i'm a little buzzed at the moment
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2017-03-21 at 1:38 AM UTC in this shit is epici never really realized this before but this song basically takes all the traditional themes of gangster rap and turns it around and says a big fuck you to hoodrat culture. i mean the mockery of ice cube this makes is insane. takes his lyrics and tries to be as white as possible and basically shows how everything about their life is supremely superior. if anything should start a race war it's this video. and it's dope AF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeL9gagV_VA
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