Posts by felonious_monk

2017-03-16 at 4:07 AM UTC in when you were young

felonious_monk Yung Blood

When I was a child, going camping in the mountains was some extremely amazing, mystical experience. So I moved to where I went camping when I was a kid. Now it's just slushy, muddy, cold, and I see how much everyone else is fucking it up everyday. Just cheap thrills and ice abound here. Skiing provides some amazing quick rushes but it dies down quickly once I realize how my body is constantly deteriorating and nothing will matter eventually

Cheers to turning towards nihilism

2017-03-16 at 3:55 AM UTC in Do you remember the first time you took a drug?

felonious_monk Yung Blood

Originally posted by Totse 2001 Sounds like a lack of oxygen .. and then you're hyperventilating and getting to much. I do that when I have asthma attacks and hit the inhaler and it opens me up.

It gives you tunnel vision and like you're hearing inside an area with lots of echoing sounds. you were coughing trying to open up the capillaries following by breathing to deep, thinking you couldn't breath which makes you feel as if you can't breath.. vicious cycle. Im not playing doctor.. but I have had that experience many times.

Yeah I'm sure that was the case. my lungs had barely ever had any smoke in them and taking an intense bong rip destroyed me. I remember feeling like I was gonna puke. But most of it was the weed. I've tried to get that high since then and I can't even get close. That was a wild night. I just remember thinking "I thought weed was supposed to be chill?" i was tripping out, like actually hallucinating every time I closed my eyes

2017-03-16 at 3:50 AM UTC in Getting hit on by dude from dallas

felonious_monk Yung Blood

Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^bitch you're a fag also

am not!

2017-03-16 at 3:33 AM UTC in Getting hit on by dude from dallas

felonious_monk Yung Blood

ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS ARE FROM TEXAS

2017-03-16 at 2:13 AM UTC in Travelling

felonious_monk Yung Blood

Originally posted by Bill Krozby

i was obsessed with that song when it first came out..now it always makes me think of this one hot girl i knew and bellpepper season

2017-03-16 at 1:54 AM UTC in Travelling

felonious_monk Yung Blood

traveling is cool and fun. do it if you think you'll like it, why not

2017-03-15 at 4:53 AM UTC in Dove isn't working

felonious_monk Yung Blood

Originally posted by puffy butts this isn't even innuendo it's just retarded

yuppp welcome to zoklet. the ausdience is a bunch of hoes how bout dat

2017-03-15 at 4:51 AM UTC in my left eyelid has been twitching for two months

felonious_monk Yung Blood

Originally posted by puffy butts I was born with a lazy left eye and slurred when I would pronounce words with a S sound. The slur was gone by 8th grade when I started smoking weed and paying more attention to my behaviors, and eyepatching my right eye as a kid made me not require glasses all the time, but I still feel pressure and numbness around and behind my left eye, which gets reduced a bit when I crack and twist my neck. I bet constantly using the computer + calcium channel blocking/etc from meds + constant neck cracking nerve compression, are all the culprits. I just hope it doesn't get worse than this over time and turn into a tic. I should probably get surgery for my left eye, I also have a noticeable ptosis there.

it will probably get worse and develop into a tic if you just stare at a computer screen. i've had extreme times where i thought i had a tic which started in amsterdam from all the weed i smoked and i was freaking out like thinking this is my new life but then i stopped smoking weed and did more outdoor stuff and socialized more and it went away completely. it's all in your mind. if you continue your computer addiction and don't associate with the outside world it will probably get worse. just go outside more and exercise

2017-03-13 at 3:40 AM UTC in Do you remember the first time you took a drug?

felonious_monk Yung Blood

First few times I smoked weed, I was kinda on the edge of feeling something...Then one time my stoner friend had a like 3 foot tall bong, and I'd never used a bong before and I hit it as hard as I could cuz I'd never hit a bong before. I just remember when I pulled the thing I was coughing so hard, I felt like I was gonna puke so I went outside...When I finally stopped coughing I looked up and my vision was all framey and everything sounded super intense and everything was in slow motion. My friend offered me some gum and I forgot how to say yes please cuz my mouth was dry AF and I just never imagined such a "chill" drug could make me feel like that. It was wild, I'll never forget it

2017-03-13 at 1:51 AM UTC in Redditors talk about girls who aren't into them

felonious_monk Yung Blood

"It's fine to a point to be flirty, but after a while I'll get tired of the game."

"Underrated comment. There are girls that play hard to get, acting like they're one of a kind when really they're below average"

"But I want to be woo'ed!" We all do honey, we all do."

"For some saying "no". I'm not gonna chase you, i'm gonna respect your decision and look elsewhere..."

"If you're playing "hard to get" I'm almost always going to assume you're sincerely not interested and leave you alone. If you are interested in me and still playing hard to get, I'm going to think you're a disingenuous person who uses emotional tricks to get what you want. Either way, it's not attractive."

"Playing hard to get when a guy you're interested in shows interest back."

And finally a female comes to give them all a message..

"Most guys I've come in contact with need to learn the opposite. When I say I'm not interested, it doesn't mean I want to be chased. It means I want you to back off."

2017-03-10 at 3:45 AM UTC in Post reddittors advice on dating/social situations

felonious_monk Yung Blood

I know, right? brandon is awesome lmao

2017-03-10 at 3:36 AM UTC in Post reddittors advice on dating/social situations

felonious_monk Yung Blood

These are real life direct quotes from reddit.

"Compliment something they're wearing and or ask them where they got it."

"Adding on to this: it also helps if you say it in terms of, "that scarf looks fantastic on you" or some variant. This spins the compliment so that you are in fact complimenting them personally rather than the item."

"complimenting someone's skin or hair would also work."

"Do you like living here?

As an uber driver I've learned this is a great one!"

"Pretty low ceilings in here. What was the architect thinking?"

"Honestly the classic "So how are we all?" in a group silence always gets a laugh."

2017-03-09 at 7:59 AM UTC in I don't celebrate womens day

felonious_monk Yung Blood

Do you know WHY? Not because I hate women. I think women are equal to men. I don't celebrate womens day because if I assume soneone's gender, or even realize that gender exists, if I know there is a difference between left and right, up and down, blue and red, water and land, flora and fauna, seagulls and ravens, sparrows and geese, crows and pigeons, sharp and flat, wood and steel, curved and straight, if I REALIZE THERE IS A DIFFERENCE IN SOMETHING then I am a misogynist and a rapist and a racist, and ignorant, and some sort of monster. THATS WHY I'M NOT CELEBRATING WOMENS DAY. YALL ARE FUCKING TRIGGERING ME YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SO FUCK OFF WITH YOUR MISOGYNISTIC PRO TRUMP BULLSHIT. WOMEN ARE WAY BETTER THAN MAN AND GENDER DOESN'T EXIST.

Post last edited by felonious_monk at 2017-03-09T08:13:40.606117+00:00

2017-03-09 at 7:40 AM UTC in reddit

felonious_monk Yung Blood

Here is some real life advice from redditors that ya'll need to follow if you want a successful first date

-"Ask abour their friends - It's also way less awkward than asking "so what do you do for fun?" Answering that question is nobody's idea of fun."

"If you live in a big city, ask them how long they've been living there."

"If you were going to eliminate every taboo from our culture except for three - making it so that all but those behaviors or perspectives were accepted - which ones would you keep?"

2017-03-09 at 7:30 AM UTC in reddit

felonious_monk Yung Blood

Ok so reddit kinda is cool but pisses me off at the same time. Like I know you all here are pretty fucking clueless but at least you kinda know that you're fucked up. Over at reddit it's so ridic, like I read ask reddit pretty frequently and there's always all these threads about basic shit. Like one reoccurring thing is how everyone talks about how to date girls and whats the wrong and right way to date. Like they all act like experts on dating and say like "this is the wrong way and this is the right way for your first date" and it's funny cuz the people giving advice can't even see that it's not some act or test, "dating" (who even goes on traditional dates anymore in the first place) is just to see if you match. There is no script you're supposed to follow

I'm no expert on getting girls but I'm not some kind of fool who will pick her up and present her with a rose and hold the door open for her and use breath spray before a kiss and all that cliche shit they probably did in the 70s

2017-03-01 at 7:07 AM UTC in My life goal is to be a loser

felonious_monk Yung Blood

All i want in life is to hang out in hostels. I've let go of any other goal i've had. Even tho I've always made fun of old dudes in hostels, I think that whether or not I like it or not, I'm going to be that one dude who's been in a hostel for too long and is too old for the situation but hanging out in hostels is the only thing that's given me solstice in life. So behold. right now I'm cool but in 20 years from now I'm gonna be that old dude who nobody wants to hang out cuz hes too drunk to not drop his pint. Regardless I'm leaving America because it's descending into chaos and I'm going to try and live out my life in the amazingness that is Europe. as soon as i have enough I'm out of this place. It was good while it lasted.

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