2017-03-19 at 5:57 AM UTC
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RIP totse 2001 thread
so with all the recent flooding in thailand, it appears that totse 2001 has been swept away and his body has not been found, after the 5th day he went declared missing. The search has been called off :(
this is a thread to send out your condolences and final words to this great man/object
RIP totse 2001 you will be missed. you went doing what you love, traveling and seeing the world, swimming in the ocean when that deadly burmese earthquake hit and the 65 foot wave hit shores unsuspectingly.... Miss you bro :(
2017-03-19 at 5:52 AM UTC
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roommate tried to rape me
just slightly curious how many of you who posted in my thread are currently jacking off to this... sickos
2017-03-19 at 1 AM UTC
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roommate tried to rape me
i'm a bro, bro. did you not catch the first sentence where I said he was gay
2017-03-19 at 12:56 AM UTC
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roommate tried to rape me
Hah yeah I forgive him but I'm gonna have a chat and be like you know you almost got beaten to a pulp by like at least 10 other people last night because you can't handle fucking st pattys day
2017-03-19 at 12:54 AM UTC
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Delivering a pizza
That's lit AF op bro I useda have a job delivering pizza and it was dope and cool. It's fun to drive aroun and see all kinds of drunk ppl ordering some quality za. It was in kind of a rich area on the water one time this middle aged lady ordered a pizza at like 2pm and she was home alone, completely hammered. There was another middle aged soccer mom type lady who was always fucked up and coming thru the back area of the pizza place asking for the workers to sell her drugs. The whole experienced kinda reminded me of american beauty. All these ppl have the total "american dream" life but they're all miserable alcoholics
2017-03-19 at 12:45 AM UTC
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roommate tried to rape me
my homosexual roommate got super wasted last night n tried to rape me! so in shock rn. Dis dude came home last night from the bar and kept making sexual advances towards me and I kept saying jus go to bed man, wtf are you even doing right now, i'm not gonna do anything to you. So all of a sudden I'm in the kitchen and he starts sticking his tongue out at me in a weird suggestive way and I'm like dude you need to stop right now or you're going to regret it. So he turns out the lights and comes towards me and grabs me, i threw him into the wall and he didn't stop so I grabbed him n slammed him into the ground. At this time my flat mates are like coming outta their rooms like wtf is going on out here, he gets up and comes at me again and I push him away and they all seperate us and so at this point I try to be a good guy and not call the cops but call security instead.
This fool starts telling them that I had sex with my gf while he was in the room and that I've been going through his IDs and that he thought I was his brother and that's why he was tryna fuck me. I was like ???? Bro! so they talk him into going to bed and as soon as he laid down he passed right the fuck out. Anyways apparently at the bar all night he was grabbing ppls dix and so that's why he left the bar. I could totally get him kicked out and probably even in trouble for sexual assault but I figure I'm gonna be a nice guy and just say he got too drunk cuz normally he doesn't do that shit.
Anyways this dude is straight nuts, like he calls me sticky fingers sometimes even tho I don't steal from people. His sox went missing one time so I'm pretty sure he thinks I've been stealin his sox..And I think he got that idea cuz one time at the grocery store I stole 4 red potatoes when I wuz goin thru the self check out
He also revealed last night that he was a prostitute in hollywood and that he smokes meth which explains why he's freaking out saying that I been lookin at his IDs and that when I whistle songs sometimes subconciously that I'm really just plotting against him. I'm just trying to be peaceful and chill in the mountains, ya know like what is this shit, I don't even know??? He gets pissed when I brush my teeth in front of him and we have a european style toilet and he puts an extra fucking roll of tp on the part that you need to lift to flush the toilet.
Any ideas?
Post last edited by felonious_monk at 2017-03-19T00:50:03.682300+00:00
2017-03-17 at 2:51 AM UTC
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reddit life pro tips
that sounds about right lmao
2017-03-17 at 2:22 AM UTC
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reddit life pro tips
Have you ever looked at life pro tips from redditors?? I'm starting to think people who post on reddit are more pathetic than yallz on this site... I mean just look at this. I'm 100 percent sure reddit is made of 29 year olds who still live with their mom and are all fat with neckbeards who've never been outside before...
"LPT - If you're going to be 20 minutes late for someone, don't say you'll be there in 10 minutes to try and soften it. That will just mean you're late twice."
WOW great advice, man!
"LPT: Use the word inexpensive instead of cheap when describing the price of something. Cheap insinuates the lesser quality."
WHOA! Total life hack, bro! now that I don't use the word cheap anymore, my life has drastically improved
"LPT: Instead of looking for the parking spot closest to the grocery store, park next to a shopping cart corral. After you empty your cart into your car, you wont have to walk far to return it."
don't waste your precious video game energy by walking an extra 50 feet...wow...reddit
what's really embarrassing is that you bought a new phone over a fucking cracked screen
2017-03-16 at 4:15 AM UTC
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when you were young
yapp camping is soon to be dead. the amazingness of the mountains will soon be subjected to the general population, who seeks to fuck anything up beyond repair. I fucking hate tourists who come to the mountains so much.
2017-03-16 at 4:13 AM UTC
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ELECTION DAY IN HOLLAND!
it's fucked up how people from islamic places will run away from their homes because of the problems that islam caused...then they will carry their islam to developed countries to cause more problems in a region that already moved past the stone age 300 years ago. I almost think they should make refugees renounce their religion if they want any help. Like as long as you're not part of the problem you can seek refuge here...but if you're just going to bring your shitty religious drama here then you should go live with the consequences it causes in your home country
