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  1. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enter Maybe later, right now I have to go stick preparation H up my asshole.

    Don't forget the Ice, My Love!
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  2. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by  Enter is a guy pretending to be a girl pretending to be a guy pretending to be a guy and a girl.

    Street's like a jungle
    So call the police
    Following the herd
    Down to Greece
    On holiday
    Love in the Nineties
    Is paranoid
    On sunny beaches
    Take your chances
    Looking for
    Girls who are boys
    Who like boys to be girls
    Who do boys like they're girls
    Who do girls like they're boys
    Always should be someone, you really love


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  3. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist fuck off you pig



    .

    No.. A pig is a corrupt officer.
    I'm strictly by the book.. but also compassionate.
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  4. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    we should all wear adult diapers... problem solved


    (the lady from NASA did it on her way to killing her boyfriends girlfriend)
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  5. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    there is no blanketed answer

    Some people (or most) would want dignity as nil stated.

    But the fun ones are the ones who leave deathbed confessions. some of you tools would probably troll-death yourselfs.

    Have a treasure map tattood on your back. tell people you were poisoned by the KGB and say that the KGB and CIA are all aliens from some planet name Zok.

    Mess with your family by having a quick sex change operation (and using your brother's (or sisters) ID and Med card-bank account to end up paying for it. and then make the family (who had obviously no knowledge) that you were always the opposite sex in mind and they always made you feel like a freak.

    and in some 2400bps member freaks might do.. Hang yourself in the suicide forest but first tying your hands and feet and making it look like a murder trying to look like a suicide. and writing "Paul Hackett" did it on your leg in a sharpie. that way your buddy, Paul gets blamed for it.


    swidt
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  6. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enter yes all aussie's surf, but i haven't surfed since 7th grade

    what do you think of this one


    wait for me at the bridge. I'll punch him in his nuts for doing that.

    but in honesty.. I feel if this ever happened. he might of saved a portion of those lives. Sometimes trolling can save a life. if it derails a person from doing harm to themselves or other.

    Now prepare for PeeT's grim tour. I'm grabbing beercat too. he is like you. wanted to hook up but then got weirded out by me. He wanted me to go off roading on dirtbikes (motorcycle) with him down near holister. No fucking way. Im 52, blown l4-l5 disc and I don't feel like pissing blood from bruised kidneys. lol but I would reconsider it if there was a group of us. but I wont go easy on jumps. I'm a slightly sloppy rider. do you know how to ride dual sport motorcycles? Induro
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  7. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enter

    LOL I knew that was coming. "Fuck your shitshow story"

    But in all honesty, that only makes it worst. cause he'll murder the next person he robs.

    no get in me pocket, mate. and get ready to put on a little cute show for the babes.

    I can't wait till you get to the states. I'm taking you with me to Santa Cruz. we can go paddle boarding or ride some longboards or some shit. not that I surf really. it's been 2 decades since I tried.

    Steamers lane for semi-pros if you ride.


    All Aussies surf, am I right?

    get in the pocket little bromo
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  8. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enter i remember once on tinybltc I asked Bill Krozby a question and he just sat there with a stupid drugged out grin on his face, not even blinking. we all thought his cam was buffering, but he was just completely fucked up.

    I have to admit I may have been there that night.

    Bill Krozby, I know we never met in person but I feel I have gotten to know you a bit. as a former alcoholic (well always an alcoholic.. am i right) I think we should have a session of intervention. the only problem is, everyone on bltc chat will probably get drunk and pass out on camera, which I have seen several times. they get friendly, then everyone gets angry at some shit. the only girl on there cries almost every time while Death passes out (He used to be a cop too from what I saw)

    it's not a good thing to see someone bent over passed out drunk. every person on that chat forum has deep deep pented up issues. and needs intervention and find another way to get high.. hopefully naturally or if I may suggest they get placed on SSRI combo packs. .when you get angry, the drug makes you tired. it's a good "defense mechanism" your body naturally creates.. but makes it happen faster while on SSRI.

    I think you need this. so you wont hurt yourself or others. Death needs it too


    BTW is it true Death was let go of being a police officer because he stole a taser gun? :/ that's what the girl was saying (whats her name again?)


    Oh and one more thing.. Enter.. you're such a cute little guy, I just want to roll you up and place you in my front pocket and let you out as a chick magnet for when I take my walks. (No Homo-Bromo)
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  9. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I doubt that you said you manage highschool kids. No one where i work is under 21. If you really do what you say you do why do you still live with your parents? Oh because you're a man child… Gotcha…

    So what do you actually do?

    Bill Krozby, get a loan for fuck sakes. Texas has some of the most inexpensive rental in a populated US state with big people who love to eat. Your fortune could be "Bill Krozby" pizzaria. make a Crow your emblem taking away a slice of pizza from Noah's Ark and motto "Devilishly good"

    see, I could work in Marketing. I'm a brilliant mother fucker!
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  10. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enter

    Brilliant movie.. then someone had to go and give Tarintino a fucking professional union crew and equipment.

    just not the same quality. this was classic film making right here.
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  11. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I make pizzas. You?

    You're a GOT DAMN LIAR

    You're going around causing Havoc in Jack in the Box's
    .You're like that Havoc guy on the insurance commercials. You live on a tree branch waiting for someone to drive underneath you. :(
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  12. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enter what do you do for work

    you know what I do. I drive rideshare.. uber, lyft. Im gonna drive Lyft, today.


    there is a new one that came out.. out of NYC.. they force a 20 percent ride tip and only take 15 percent instead of 25 like lyft or uber does.
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  13. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enter Not feeding into his delusions, and not joking, but Zok did work for the FBI. Not as an agent or anything, but he just worked on their computers or something.

    We understand this. I can't provide source. sorry. It existed. sorry.. it's only experience as you stated.

    but thank you for clarifying he worked as a computer assistant. Perhaps this is called an FBI Asset?

    he worked for the FBI but not an agent. i believe I stated this in another thread.

    thank you, dear sir.
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  14. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enter i hope i have sex with this one. ive got 2 months to get fit, but unfortunately my fucking hemorrhoids have put a pause on my working out. :(

    i'll do my chest and arms workout today, and that puts me at a month. then i might have to take a week off, or something. :/ I don't know.

    FUCK. WHY MUST THERE ALWAYS BE A FUCKING PROBLEM. I WAS DOING SO WELL.

    You're not working out because of roids? Fucking stick an icecube in there with PrepH on it and get back to lifting weights!
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  15. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by thatermeneter what the fuck are you on about

    Shut up and go collude with the Ruskies you fat pinko
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  16. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Almost burst out laughing when I read that

    And why was Fox placed on my license plate and why do so many of my credit cards end in 666 or the Pin ID in the back is 666 or 2 of my Medical cards ends in 666

    Fox and 666

    1-A 2-B 3-C 4-D 5-E 6-F 7-G 8-H 9-I
    1-J 2-K 3-L 4-M 5-N 6-O 7-P 8-Q 9-R
    1-S 2-T 3-U 4-V 5-W 6-X 7-Y 8-Z


    Is this called Vector Set? look at all of the 6's from top to bottom

    FOX=666 and ending in 172 or included 717

    which was my phone numbers subfix as well.. that's not coincidental when there was a statement about Fox Fox Fox Henhouse
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  17. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    I contacted the FBI again. So you apparently can no longer just walk into their office.

    And they refused to take my CD info. and the Agent refused to give me his name. But he was interested in the man who once worked for the FBI in Data analytic.

    Again, I have nothing against Zok (much.. I didn't like him calling me king of trolls now knowing he worked for the FBI. that in short is not an opinion but he slandered me into NOT being accepted as a credible person. )

    So I again made contact. The reason is this. There was an Agent by the name of Agent Aderson, who once worked for the FBI. I remembered him colluding with the Russians and being a spy. Yes he's in Prison. But it shows there is corruption everywhere. and the swamp does need to be emptied and cleaned up.

    Zok was clearly no angel.

    Im not an angel but I have been black listed and sandered. I have been harrassed by police more in the past 3 years than in my entire life. But everytime, these cases of arrest (false arrest) were dropped by the court.

    My life is ruined and I sometimes feel like taking a fukital. especially when a tax paying American can't have a normal got damn discussion in the FBI office without them shooing me away.


    But, The files on Jennifer Lawrence are so fucking important. OMG.. hurry, she broke a nail as well? OMGosh
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  18. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Hugs Brother Bill KrozbyDawg
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  19. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RestStop Mike Pence.

    what does this have to do with him

    I'm gonna make T-Shirts with that new Meme


    Mike Pence on the front with a ..

    and on the back

    .. What does it have to do with him?
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  20. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut





    Julie Brown just has that mouth and face like... Mmmggggmmph
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