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    Is this you?

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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Am I the biker guy or the 2 for 1 man?

    the biker sounded like me for a second. I say "Dude" alot.

    but so do most people on the western side of the states.

    it's a pretty common idiom.. not just surFURRRRhurdurs
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    the guy filming sounds pretty sensitive
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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor the guy filming sounds pretty sensitive

    Enter says he's coming to the USA with his friend and wants to challenge you and I to some frisby basketball game (not really.. I initiated it)

    and umm I never tried that game before.. you any good at frisby?
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    anything he can do , i can do better
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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    It dawned on me now. some guy was pulling out and staring right at me and wouldn't slow down (in a garage) and he told me to "learn to drive asshole when I slowed down to let him by. I said "Fuck you, moron.. you almost HIT ME"

    so he gets out of the car. and I waited before I got out. I tried to do the 1-2-3 to 10 thing.

    he came right close to my window which I jumped out. I wasn't going to get sucker punched. He too pushed his baseball cap into my forehead

    I realized he was an agitator and I was being tested or some shit.

    went my way but waited for him outside angry and wanting to ask him who he worked for. it's an ongoing game. And it's serious because this happened in Walnut Creek and I was ran down in Walnut Creek as well.

    serious story. i will try and find the photos of me in a cast boot.
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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor anything he can do , i can do better

    Is that an Afterschool Show' Song?
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock It dawned on me now. some guy was pulling out and staring right at me and wouldn't slow down (in a garage) and he told me to "learn to drive asshole when I slowed down to let him by. I said "Fuck you, moron.. you almost HIT ME"

    so he gets out of the car. and I waited before I got out. I tried to do the 1-2-3 to 10 thing.

    he came right close to my window which I jumped out. I wasn't going to get sucker punched. He too pushed his baseball cap into my forehead

    I realized he was an agitator and I was being tested or some shit.

    went my way but waited for him outside angry and wanting to ask him who he worked for. it's an ongoing game. And it's serious because this happened in Walnut Creek and I was ran down in Walnut Creek as well.

    serious story. i will try and find the photos of me in a cast boot.

    i would have plowed him and his car right thru the side of the parking structure. give him a lil shortcut if hes so flustered.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Is that an Afterschool Show' Song?

    never heard of them but it might be. i know it from the old gatorade commercials

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     Acolyte
    It's not "for nothing". The mindless kid parked his motorcycle across two pumps. Two-for-one. It pisses the guy off that kids today are so self-centered, self-absorbed and oblivious that they are entirely unaware of the world around them.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by  It's not "for nothing". The mindless kid parked his motorcycle across two pumps. Two-for-one. It pisses the guy off that kids today are so self-centered, self-absorbed and oblivious that they are entirely unaware of the world around them.

    it looks like his bike is in one vehicle space. there are two nozzles on the pedestal because one pumps diesel and the other is gasoline but they both serve the same location.

    I watched his other vids tho and the guy's motorcycle group does seem to ride horribly and inconvenience everyone and they endanger themselves
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    Originally posted by A College Professor anything he can do , i can do better

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     Acolyte
    So easy even a caveman can do it.

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    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Reminds me of the story of the karate master who was sitting in a train or whatever, when a drunken guy comes into the carriage and starts trying to start shit with everyone. He gets to the karate master and everyone is like "aww fuck nigga it's on now", and the karate master says "you have had a bad day, sit down and tell me about it".

    The moral is that that is real kung fu or something I forget.
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    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Reminds me of the story of the karate master who was sitting in a train or whatever, when a drunken guy comes into the carriage and starts trying to start shit with everyone. He gets to the karate master and everyone is like "aww fuck nigga it's on now", and the karate master says "you have had a bad day, sit down and tell me about it".

    The moral is that that is real kung fu or something I forget.

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    He just wanted to buy 2 cigs for a dollar. Not unheard of, lol..
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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor i would have plowed him and his car right thru the side of the parking structure. give him a lil shortcut if hes so flustered.

    My car is brand new. I would be arrested for assult with a deadly weapon

    two women were screaming at us from behind to stop acting like children and get the fuck out of their way.

    people get (understandably) stressed coming off of bart. it's a shitshow system that is breaking down all the time or catches fire (as I have seen once on the news) and the tracks make these high pitched fucked up noises going through the caldicott tunnel into Oakland.

    He said "Go ahead and hit me, I have 2 witnesses while pointing at the same ladies. I wasn't going to be the first to throw this time.

    it felt like a setup and I say this because it looked like he was purposely trying to hit me. it was weird. It just makes me more vigilante in the future. i don't even have to be vigilante.. i have quick reactionary skills.

    off topic, the old man is making a scene in the hallway> I wish we could place him in a home, but it would be a financial burden on his family. he likes to punch the walls and yell---lots. even hits his cane on our door at times.

    :(
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    Robot ^
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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enter

    LOL I knew that was coming. "Fuck your shitshow story"

    But in all honesty, that only makes it worst. cause he'll murder the next person he robs.

    no get in me pocket, mate. and get ready to put on a little cute show for the babes.

    I can't wait till you get to the states. I'm taking you with me to Santa Cruz. we can go paddle boarding or ride some longboards or some shit. not that I surf really. it's been 2 decades since I tried.

    Steamers lane for semi-pros if you ride.


    All Aussies surf, am I right?

    get in the pocket little bromo
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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor never heard of them but it might be. i know it from the old gatorade commercials


    My girlfriend said it's from "Annie"
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