Originally posted by jer3552
I'm roasting a big turkey breast….good healthy meat……it was almost our nations symbol….damn they wont let u eat an eagle…ive always wanted to roast a swan….bet they taste good
I got some fat turkeys in my neighborhood. I never cleans one before.. But I imgine I get up to one with some food.. and grab at least a female by it's neck and spin and ring it right there.. throw it in the back of my truck and drive it home. put it in a sink of hot/warm water pick the feathers of.. cut it from it's neck to its groin and split it open and drop all the innards right out the side of my condo window (girlfriends) and let the cleaning guys clean it up. then wash it out, cut it's head off and roast that bitch up just nice in a buttered batter
3 hours should do it.. maybe 4 at 400?
it might be gamey because they're wild and out eating everything
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Originally posted by DietPiano
Nope. I was surprised that something this cheap is as good as it though, really the only thing putting it under a Marriott is the mattress quality.
I've stayed at a lot of different kinds of Marriotts and some of the cheaper aquisitioned ones like "Courtyard" are not even good. Then there's some like the downtown DC one I stayed at which had the best mattress I have ever felt. That was the best 2 nights sleep of my life, but they wanted over 2 grand for the mattress out of the catalog.
Oh, and that particular hotel room also had a painting in the bathroom of a goat standing on a tower and I was just fascinated by it. I've been looking and looking for that painting online, but have all but given up hope..
Was the goat standing on a chair balanced on other pieces of furniture or was the goat standing on the ledge of the tower.. like part of the facade? I think I've seen that one as well. anyways this thing looks a lot like the older Marriott. perhaps they just borrowed Marriots basic design.
also.. if you ask front desk if they have a blue felt (sharpie pens) and a red felt and some scotch tape. you can layer tape 3 times.. I think it's tape then blue, then tape then blue then tape then red over the lens of your phone. or maybe it's red, red and then blue.
then turn non your camera, turn the lights out and make sure the camera has the LED flashlight on. it works just like a black light and can see all the DNA stains everywhere.
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Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine
Some of the employees were literally gaslighting me
That's common these days
They forced me to take medication, even though I don't need it (resperdol)
it's pretty good fro a while but then makes some people have quivers
The sandnigger "doctor" was extremely arrogant and no matter what I would say it was always his word against mine
OK, this part is weird for me. did he touch your poo hole and you complained about it? other than that.. it makes no sense. you're sharing your personal time with the doctor with others and he comes out to tell everyone you're telling a lie? that sounds false
As I was walking towards my room one night one of the employees walked by me and said "We control you"
That's better than them taking creepy photos of you at night.. especially with an instamatic camera
There was a jedi there who drew a picture of moloch
Haha.. that's awesome. you should of told him Hitler was kind of like a moloch and follow up with "Am I Right" in kind of a woody allen silly voice, bugs bunny or Jerry Lewis.
there was a nigger girl who walked around making the 666 sign with her hands, she was yelling out about the illuminati and jay-z apparently her and her mother are part of the eastern star masonic society.
You mean The Morning Star. 6th Planet, Saturn
It was one of the most extremely awkward and trialing periods of my life holy shit
Don't worry.. there will be more of them.. they're fun. these people just need Jobs and have to have some kind of Fiscal Budget Bullshit story going on all of the time. Treat people with hardcore meds and then cure them with in standard 6 weeks in order to get the following year funded to keep the place going active.
that was like a month ago or so now I have a job
this year has been batshit
Well that's a bright ending to an experience you aquired. do you feel all better now? also, tell them to change out Risperdol with Olanzapine and Lexapro cocktail.. if possible a side of Gabapentin. good times! did you at least have decent food and cable tv?
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