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  1. Shkreli is a fuccin baller. I love that guy. I also look a lot like him and am wondering if I would be able to use that to my advantage.

    1. Dress up like Shkreli
    2. Get ID that says I am hom
    3. Go to bank and withdraw a couple million
    4. ????????
    5. PROFIT!
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  2. I don't know, man. Was it a club full of Model looking twinks who turned their heads or dudes with beards?

    Gay men are still more men than women. If a bunch of Instagram twinks lusted for you then respect because they do have high standards. Look at them.

    If it was just a bunch dudes in their 40's. Slampig alert. Nothing but a warm hole, an easy target.

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  3. Man, why you gotta bring up Oplus? Nigga was dank was fuck until I trolled him just to be a nigga. Then he killed himself. I will definitly read the wasp factory in his honor. I miss that fucker.

    There is a book I have called "Hacking: The art of Exploitation". Probably a little beginner for you but it primarily deal in C for the programming. It does get into bash. And it comes with a disk with a linux based environment to play with. Might be up your alley even if it just provides review.
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  4. gotta be fast or it will eat you. I edit like 6 or 7 times as soon as I post without it showing up. Every fucking time.
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  5. Originally posted by mmQ actro butt we need to work together on something. I don't know what. Or where. Or When. But I do know who, and I do know why. We'll have to sort that stuff out. As well as the how.

    We'll start a HUGE MULTI-NATIONAL Corporation.

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  6. Do drugs
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  7. You're pooping wrong. I go in and out of opiate and alcohol addiction so my Shits are sporadic and either painful and small or long watery ones. Both completely pointless wastes of good nutrients I can't completely digest yet
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  8. Originally posted by yum This is the most meaningless place to type anything on the internet and that's what keeps me coming back. Even zoolatte was pretty bad towards the end. Most of the people posting were gay and boring. Now the meaningless mediocrity of this site is its appeal. I feel like I'm literally taking a shit while posting
    Hey, that's exactly how reading your posts feels. The above example was really watery and didn't stimulate my prostate at all, though.

    Put some fiber in those posts, boy.
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  9. Just wondering in case my life gets that bad. Otherwise if they all suck I guess you could just loiter in comfortable public places until you get asked to leave.
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  11. Originally posted by aldra not anymore lol

    That was mean.
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  12. The specs look good but that keyboard layout sucks. It's about the same size as the keyboard i'm typing on now which sucks for gaming and isn't much better for heavy text, shit posting or computer programming.

    If it costs a bit more money to go with something with a nice fancy ergonomic keyboard you should go for that especially if its a laptop.
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  13. Get into extreme sports and hunting and stuff.


    Hunting, eh?

    You ever read that story 'The Most Dangerous Game'?

    Actually, never mind. You know, I love this community. We should all get together on an island some time soon. To hang out or somethin. I can organize it.
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  14. Ah shit...I had 22 left, last thing I remember I was sorting them out, I put like 12 in a separate reserve pile for important/high anxiety situations, woke up later with 2 left on my desk in a random spot and the empty bag under the keyboard. Its annoying not knowing if they're hidden in my room somewhere. Ah whatever, not like its super rare or expensive. Just another case of shit happens...

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  15. Originally posted by bling bling who

    this
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  16. I didn't know if I was just really high
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