When I was 13/14, there was this girl in my classes who I had the hots for. I wanted to break into her room when she was sleeping, and pour super glue on her vagina. Like, glue her vagina shut.
Boy, I was retarded. I was really determined to do it too. Find out where she lived, get in through the window, lift her dressing gown up and cover that pussy with glue...
I didn't even realize how retarded it was until I told someone about it a few years ago, and even then it didn't seem as retarded as I realize it is now.
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2024-11-18 at 8 PM UTC
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NiS Least Wanted
Originally posted by Bradley
I'm gonna say I am the least wanted NiS member
I want you Bradley ❤️
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Originally posted by RisiR †
I don't justify my love and I don't judge it, either. Ever. I started doing shrooms as a teen and don't regret it. You are scared. I'm not.
I'm not scared of anything. I'm a doer not a talker
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Just wait til RFK gets in there as head of FDA. He'll deploy the military to Nabisco and personally slap the OREO Cakester™ right out of your fat hand.
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Originally posted by Bradley
sometimes i just feel sad about things and don't really have anyone I feel like I can communicate them to in real life so I go on an internet troll forum and open my soul up and pour my heart out into the keyboard
will anyone help me? Probably not. I don't see there being much anyone can do.
Does it make me feel better to share how I feel? Yeah.
Is that okay, Foxweiner?
Yeah no it's cool. I just can't relate because I have a deep fear of loss and an aversion to vulnerability, so I preemptively sabotage most relationships and friendships and generally avoid attachments. Specifically so I don't have to feel this stuff ur talkm bout
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Originally posted by Grimace
HDL, if I remember correctly, was convicted for several counts of domestic assault and assault on his children. Lol
A real class act.
It's not great, but that toddler had it coming
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Originally posted by RisiR †
Just the first word of this. If it's achieved through peace will be found out soon.
We already got the first part idiot
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2024-11-13 at 10:08 PM UTC
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What do you want for Crispmas?
I'd like for all my friends and family to be happy!
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2024-11-14 at 12:15 AM UTC
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Word of the day
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
You're a dirty 40-year-old fat man.
Don't make fun of a kid! You're a big old meanie
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Originally posted by What_a_Kreep
waiting for the clock to hit 5PM. I want to smoke weed and watch old episodes of Archer
I love classic archer. I still wanna finish the later seasons but I'm pretty sure that lady wanted to fuck her son
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Originally posted by What_a_Kreep
…about getting botox, but some of my friends say not to. I have a gf that gets it done and she loves it, she looks good too. She's this lil punk rock chick with hella tattoos in her early 40s.
It's mad expensive though, I do like the fact that it's "temporary"
I would never do fillers, my face is too oblong for that shit lol.
You look fine as hell to me
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2024-11-12 at 7:53 PM UTC
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Need a bad lil Thang
Originally posted by Bradley
foxweiner can u make sure u send that magnet before the 12th of December??? :)
Also I gotta get u ur hat but idk how I'm gonna do that since u don't want me to know your name Alejandro Perez
Alright but it's going to your address in the ghetto unless you wanna dm me your halfway house again, I lost it
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2024-05-07 at 2:46 PM UTC
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Why did Fox change his name?
Originally posted by Warcry
its a real person. she messaged me on telegram.
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Originally posted by Bradley
I used to manage this breakfast diner in Wisconsin and I would make the "BIG BRAD BREAKFAST"
2 pancakes or waffles, its up to me, then a layer of halved (the long way) sausages, then a 3 egg cheese omelette. Then I would just pour maple syrup ontop and slap the top of the pancake on it.
I sold it as the All American Breakfast like when I rang it up and it was quite popular with people who wanted to go to work in the morning, eat while driving and of course eat after the bar closed
I used to manage a hostel in the hood in San Francisco. We had a "continental breakfast" I put out every morning that was just the shittiest possible coffee, a prepackaged danish from Costco, and a hard boiled egg, sometimes a banana.
I lived off of stolen continental breakfasts for like a year
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Originally posted by Bradley
What did I do now, foxweiner
It was from before it's fine. I still never sent the magnate lol. Now I won't til Friday probably. But tbf every time I was GONNA send it, you ended up being somewhere else within a couple days so.
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2024-11-11 at 11:51 PM UTC
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My magical new toilet 😁
GOOD JOB FONA!! YOURE SO AMAZING!!!
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2015-09-22 at 12:32 PM UTC
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Are flies jedis?
When one of those little fuckers sits down near me and then I see him rubbing his little hands together schemingly. That's a jedi right there. I was thinking what religion different insects follow, and as I lay in bed in agony from being bitten by hundreds of mosquitos, I decided that mosquitos follow Ä°slam. This morning I went cow tipping and chokeholded the niggerest cow, I made him speak english ''be.........my............savior'' and then I stopped because a cows existence is miserable. Like you play the game of life and you get dealt the card ''you will spend your only chance at existence as a cow''. Do they even watersports plebian? Don't you sometimes wonder what I want, don't you sometimes think I just want your............................cunt. Women have udders and should be treated accordingly. I preach it.
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