2016-11-15 at 5:48 AM UTC
It's like I'm posting on a brick
2016-11-15 at 6:56 AM UTC
Its just like being a real spaceman
2016-11-15 at 6:59 AM UTC
Fuck everyone's sense of aesthetics. It's reasonably high contrast, things don't randomly not do what they're supposed to, and it permits shitposting at previously unheard of rates. It meets all the necessary criteria.
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2016-11-15 at 10:50 AM UTC
Can it look like the posts are connected without the background thing inbetween each post or did you work on that on purpose?
2016-11-15 at 4:03 PM UTC
Look at that dial phone on the upper right. -Spectro's gonna hack the shit out of it.
2016-11-15 at 5:50 PM UTC
You don't think that was funny?
2016-11-15 at 5:56 PM UTC
This is the most meaningless place to type anything on the internet and that's what keeps me coming back. Even zoolatte was pretty bad towards the end. Most of the people posting were gay and boring. Now the meaningless mediocrity of this site is its appeal. I feel like I'm literally taking a shit while posting
2016-11-15 at 6:09 PM UTC
Originally posted by yum
This is the most meaningless place to type anything on the internet and that's what keeps me coming back. Even zoolatte was pretty bad towards the end. Most of the people posting were gay and boring. Now the meaningless mediocrity of this site is its appeal. I feel like I'm literally taking a shit while posting
Hey, that's exactly how reading your posts feels. The above example was really watery and didn't stimulate my prostate at all, though.
Put some fiber in those posts, boy.
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2016-11-15 at 6:20 PM UTC
You're pooping wrong. I go in and out of opiate and alcohol addiction so my Shits are sporadic and either painful and small or long watery ones. Both completely pointless wastes of good nutrients I can't completely digest yet
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2016-11-16 at 3:58 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
We'll call it the poop pattern of extreme addiction.
2016-11-17 at 12:39 AM UTC
i did a poop 2 min ago didnt flushd it yet bcus it 2 fat u wonna see it
2016-11-17 at 12:47 AM UTC
The biggest log I ever saw was in the middle bathroom stall in 3rd grade. No exaggeration, the sucker was at least 12 inches long and probably had a circumference of 6 inches in the middle. I'm trying to think of something to compare it to... maybe a.... like a tall condiment dispenser squeeze bottle, but slightly larger.
2016-11-17 at 12:54 AM UTC
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2016-11-17 at 3:11 AM UTC
Someone must have assfucked a Raid can poisened themselves.
