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  1. blings a legend
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  2. Originally posted by Enter Why would girls make up the majority of posters on saw forums when the only reason they watch the movies is so their bf will put their arm around them?

    Because the majority of people that would watch something that insipid would be the type that pretend to be female on the internet
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  3. he's 1/10th as good as a poster as he was on zok and I don't think it's intentional
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  4. Is it bad that the person who has the least need for a good figure here shames us all?
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  5. I just roll weed into a spliff and smoke it
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  6. Originally posted by -SpectraL grab it by its two horns, and wrestle it to the ground

    like that time you wrestled a bear you old coot?
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  7. what is it with this forum and hating women? Why cant we hate everyone? I mean look at me! I hate jedis, blacks, orientals, fags, politicians, the irish, men who wear skirts, women who wear jeans, humans who wear clothing. Be like me! Be an equal opportunity misanthrope!
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  8. Unfortunately not, my family's all pretty lame and sheltered. A couple of years back we were at a family gathering and my cousin, who was about 16, asked his mum if he could have a can of coke. I looked at my mum and was like "Jesus Christ I was out doing drugs at his age, not asking you if I could have a can of coke"
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  9. Yea but on the flip side I wasn't sheltered and have pretty much done every drug under the sun, jobless, 25, drinking cans of cheap Polish beer by myself on a saturday night. Whatever you do as a parent is guna fuck your kids up, so may as well get them fucked up as kids.
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  10. I went and did it today. I didn't go up to a random person shopping cause if I saw them after in another isle it'd be like .


    So I went to the pharmacy counter and some lady there was standing farther away doing some shit was like "be right there" and I was like "oh, i'll just leave this here, it's some fortune cookie thing" and just walked away casually... it was go gay, lol.
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  11. I bet shes sucking his dick right now.
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  12. Originally posted by Enter ^ Fuark man. Space is crazy. It's like, God didn't put much up there – literally nothing but darkness, because he figured humans would never get there anyway.

    It's like we hacked the system. Weren't supposed to get into space but we did!!!

    I disagree. He didnt put much between electrons and a nucleus so why would he put much between planets and stars?
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  13. cello is pretty fuckin badass.
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  14. Trumps wife is russian propaganda.
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  15. The russian accent scares me. I'd love to have a russian accent.
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  16. Originally posted by -SpectraL The only way to successfully pull yourself out of chronic anxiety is to man up, pull yourself, kicking and screaming, into reality, of your own volition, and through your own sheer determination. Drugs won't help you do that. Powders won't help you do that. Shitting won't help you do that. You have to finally take command of the world, grab it by its two horns, and wrestle it to the ground, whether it likes it or not. Can you do that? Of course you can. It's only because you've convinced yourself that you can't that you don't. You are your own worst enemy, so it is yourself you first have to conquer.

    Spoken just like someone who has never had an anxiety disorder.

    IMO anxiety is the result of being too invested in reality.
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  17. Originally posted by the holy ghost how do you inject someone with ants retard

    You could put a pen tube down the japs eye and then get them to crawl through the pen into the inner tube of your dick
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  18. If you do end up beating him to shit, dont do it too bad. If you can avoid breaking bones do so. A rib is reasonable but dont fuckin kill him. Either way, if you want to go mob boss route, after his beating let him know that there will be a weekly security fee to ensure this doesnt happen to him again. I would say double what he owes you. Weekly.
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  19. Originally posted by antinatalism bonus points if you've persuaded her to never get a job during your marriage because you'd always take care of her and you'll be the one who makes the big money while she'll be the good housewife who stays at home with the children, so that when you'll flee she'll be unemployed and without job experience in years and with 3 kids to to feed.
    also, bonus points if you destroy the house before leaving.

    bonus points if you cancel your insurance policy before destroying the house.

    Extra bonus points if you keep in contact with the kids without her knowing and tell them its her that drove you away so they forever resent her for not having a father.
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  20. My dealer refuses to tick me any more bud, probably cos he knows I'm not going to pay him back. What a dick.
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