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Its 930am and im fucking drunk
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2016-11-19 at 10:16 PM UTC
Originally posted by reject Before you got to the rape part that's pretty much how it went. I'm pretty sure she either said no or that he can have half a can. My family's weird, my aunties and uncles are really intelligent, like Doctors and Research Scientist clever, but so so overprotective it's just weird. I know one of my cousins went to Oxford or Cambridge or some shit. God knows how they're guna react when they're offered weed and acid there
LMAO @ a half can. That's fucking rich. "Here Timmy you can have exactly 4 sips."
I think if anything children raised in that type of environment are equally inclined to act out as they grow up if for no other reason than to try and fit in or just general curiosity, that Amish tradition comes to mind, the one where they let the teenagers into the secular world to experience it and then decide if they want to stay or go back to the Amish way. Over-protection leads to pent up desires in a child that at some point need to be released. -
2016-11-19 at 10:24 PM UTCYea but on the flip side I wasn't sheltered and have pretty much done every drug under the sun, jobless, 25, drinking cans of cheap Polish beer by myself on a saturday night. Whatever you do as a parent is guna fuck your kids up, so may as well get them fucked up as kids.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-11-19 at 10:26 PM UTCBest advice I've ever heard.
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2016-11-19 at 10:32 PM UTCThank you. Pappa Reject is guna be an awesome father
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2016-11-19 at 10:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by reject Unfortunately not, my family's all pretty lame and sheltered. A couple of years back we were at a family gathering and my cousin, who was about 16, asked his mum if he could have a can of coke. I looked at my mum and was like "Jesus Christ I was out doing drugs at his age, not asking you if I could have a can of coke"
Oh boy preteen flashback,I was 12 before I could even sip a cup of coffee,candy only on Sunday's after fucking church.
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2016-11-19 at 10:38 PM UTC
Originally posted by reject If I ever have kids tho then yea for sure, I'm teaching those bastards to drink from the moment they can hold a beer. If you can hold a beer you can drink a beer.
I'm also a big advocate of rum for teething.
Cocaine would be better.
They weren't fucking hack cures or snake oil, that shit works! Dose makes the poison, not like a baby is going to need more than a few milligrams at most as a topical anesthetic. At low doses they can actually have a net positive effect. I mean, it's not like they're going to be on it for the rest of their lives, just a little somethin' somethin' to get 'em through those rough spots so you won't have to deal with severely sleep deprived constant screaming.
On a serious note, don't ever have children, the data is crystal clear that for the overwhelming majority it is the worst decision they will make. We all evolved from a long unbroken chain of people who had children, the desire is natural, although its intensity can fluctuate wildly ("baby fever" is a genuine phenomenon), but that doesn't mean its beneficial to you as an individual. Everyone should understand the implications and importance of a gene centric view of evolution. As long as a behavior or trait causes that gene to be propagated, it will spread even if it causes your death. For example, if genetically mediated sacrificial behavior, your sacrifice for those you are related to, causes a net gain in the survival of their genes, the average genetic similarity being simple fractions, then it will be promoted even if it leads to your death. Rise above the tyranny of the double helix, or this will be you one day:
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2016-11-19 at 10:42 PM UTCThat is an awfully large child to still be wearing a diaper let alone being stupid enough to take it off and smear shit everywhere. Sucks to be that family.
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2016-11-19 at 10:47 PM UTCI'd probably give them temazepam to get them to sleep through the night
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2016-11-20 at 1:32 AM UTCI got a bottle of Whiskey tonight from a girl who is not my girlfriend. I had a two glasses, but i don't wanna' gulp it all down, too fancy for that, nigga' it's so smooth it's like smoke in your mouth. Glenlivit Single Malt, Founder's Reserve, wew.
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2016-11-20 at 2:15 AM UTCThe other night this guy gave me shit for only ordering gin drinks, he was having some $12 a pop scotch and going on and on about it. Says I've got to be a man and drink real alcohol. Next round he orders me the same scotch neat, and I order him a negroni. The scotch wasn't bad, heavier than I like but w/e. He's over there bitching about how bitter his shit is, takes him two rounds to choke it down. Whiskey is fine but I feel like people who are really into it are kind of douchebags
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2016-11-20 at 2:20 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny The other night this guy gave me shit for only ordering gin drinks, he was having some $12 a pop scotch and going on and on about it. Says I've got to be a man and drink real alcohol. Next round he orders me the same scotch neat, and I order him a negroni. The scotch wasn't bad, heavier than I like but w/e. He's over there bitching about how bitter his shit is, takes him two rounds to choke it down. Whiskey is fine but I feel like people who are really into it are kind of douchebags
Lol, i hate gin. But i like Scotch, Sophie confirmed for douchebag. -
2016-11-20 at 2:36 AM UTCi wil kill msywelt
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2016-11-20 at 2:57 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny The other night this guy gave me shit for only ordering gin drinks, he was having some $12 a pop scotch and going on and on about it. Says I've got to be a man and drink real alcohol. Next round he orders me the same scotch neat, and I order him a negroni. The scotch wasn't bad, heavier than I like but w/e. He's over there bitching about how bitter his shit is, takes him two rounds to choke it down. Whiskey is fine but I feel like people who are really into it are kind of douchebags
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2016-11-20 at 3:21 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice What was the scenario? Why were you there/with him?
A work friend invited me to a happy hour his team was having. It was friendly on the whole, I just thought it was funny someone wanted to be all alcohol-supremacist when they couldn't drink what they were (lightly) making fun of.
