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  1. The first thing I'd do is put a wall around the east coast of australia so new zealander's can't get in
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  2. Originally posted by Sophie Marquis is a title not a name. Also, The Marquis de Sade was an open weirdo and BDSM loving faggot.

    BDSM is great.
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  3. Originally posted by bling bling cant afford a phone wif text to speek lol

    What?
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  4. https://www.reddit.com/r/dating/comments/5bcwx3/i_got_a_girls_number_but_she_didnt_text_back_for/

    In case he deletes it:

    [FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=14px]So today I took an SAT testing and I saw this cute Korean girl in my room. We chatted a bit between breaks and after the testing. (Both of us are 17) And we were about to leave so I got the courage to ask her number and she gave it to me. She is a shy Asian girl who speaks soft but she's sweet. Anyways, I left the test center around 1:30 and texted her around 3:45 and waited but she didn't respond. I sent another text at 4:00 but she still didn't respond. Unfortunately I have an Android phone so I really can't see if she read my message or not. I called her twice around 7 (EST time) but she didn't pick up. I'm not asking her out on a date but it was nice chatting with her. Is she scared since English isn't her first language? (Note to self, I'm also Asian) Or am I being too hasty and should try to wait a day? The possibility is she could have limited phone usage, is out, or working. Worse comes to worse, she's not interested or doesn't care or she gave me a wrong phone number. I'm pretty upset because I like chatting with her :(
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  5. Originally posted by Faggotry Guys please don't be faggots and make a discord or some shit chatbox somewhere, use IRC like a man. A channel on Slashnet was good enough for the Temple and it's good enough for us.

    Shut the fuck up and fuck your Temple.
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  6. Originally posted by mmQ For some reason when I read ZONK I burst out laughing and I just wanted you to know that. Like I'm creating this sound in my head that's the ZONK but it sounds nothing like a ZONK and more like a… it's almost morbid, like a gong, but the gong is broken and it's in a big hollow room so the acoustics are all fucky and there's a hint of clown horn in there and a tinge of sort of a metallic desperate moaning.

    This is the original soundbite of "ZONK". It was part of an 80's German gameshow called "Geh aufs Ganze" (Go for it). The rules are weird and 80's and German so I'll spare us that shit but listen



    What the fuck is up with you, bro? You NAILED that one.
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  7. Originally posted by 180gr 10mm FMJ Can I have your money


    Almost all of my money is going to my parents. The exception is an amount of approximately $300, which has been spent on promethazine, pentobarbital, and a specially prepared dose of DMT, all of which will he used to exit this mortal coil.

    Edit: without shitting my pants

    Post last edited by Captain Falcon at 2016-11-24T22:18:17.034624+00:00
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  8. Ask I_Hate_Niggers, she might remember it. ZONK.
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  9. Also: RIP MrHappy.
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  10. Originally posted by antinatalism RisiR, what's your favorite german word?

    Nein.
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  11. You get ALL the Thanks.
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  12. I am become bling, destroyer of words
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  13. In further detail, I got sent there after splitting up with my ex and taking a lot of benzos and morphine and going a bit nuts. I got arrested (it took 5 coppers to hold me down apparently and I got threatened with a taser. I'm kinda proud of this because I'm a smallish lad). The police didn't know what to do with me and because of all the drugs and the cuts on my arms and legs they took me to the nut house when I got released.

    First person I spoke to there was some dude from my town who offered me speed.

    People in mental units are fucking crazy. I knew I had to get out ASAP when some old boy was marching around the smoking yard thinking he was back in the army in the 50s.

    Never again.
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  14. I'm also glad it's a dying species and I had one that got killed and stuffed for my pleasure to look at it in my house.
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  15. Originally posted by antinatalism a lovely space cowboy, why does it matter?

    You liked my post you attention whore. I know who you are. You... you FEMALE!

    You didn't even trick me for a day.
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  16. Originally posted by antinatalism talking both from experience and general observations, more often than not what determines a psychological breaking point is the duration of a painful experience, not its intensity. the mind is designed to deal more easily with a short but extremely severe despair than with a long, repetitive agony that forks itself on a daily basis and leaves you in the most miserable powerlessness.
    I'd say that I've gone full psycho after having to endure loads of shit for 3 years

    WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
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  17. Me too. Let's bring it up as ovften as we can.
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  18. Fire!
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  19. Originally posted by antinatalism I still don't understand whether masturbation increases or not the risk of prostate cancer. the researches i've read draw different conclusions

    I don't know either

    But honestly I don't really care, I can't hardly stomach the thought of living another year let alone another 60

    And I can't stomach the thought of having to have another human to relieve sexual impulses

    Thank the jedis for porn

    Post last edited by 180gr 10mm FMJ at 2016-11-25T08:15:59.780917+00:00
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  20. http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/investigatory-powers-bill-act-snoopers-charter-browsing-history-what-does-it-mean-a7436251.html
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