User Controls
Posts That Were Thanked by The Self Taught Man
-
2016-11-13 at 1:32 AM UTC in EmptyYou faggots probably expected some kind of emo thread but see, that's exactly the reason you should be happy that it isn't.
Your constant negativity will just drain you and leave you a shell of your former self. Get off the couch! Grab the phone! Smash it into your face and run into traffic you fucking piec... Almost lost myself there but I think I got my message across.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-13 at 12:29 AM UTC in Who's the biggest cuck on TC?Just kidding, it's Bill Krozby by far.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
-
2016-11-12 at 8:50 PM UTC in Trump played his supporters hardI love seeing all these illegals and stuff shitting themselves over this.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-11 at 4:13 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
until the singularity arrives
noobThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-07 at 4:53 AM UTC in American Herstory XDear Americans,
Hi, tonite, on this hurricane molested night, I would like to talk to you all a something about history. Hiss, Story. The story of hizz.
Although the things I'm about to tell you now will most likely not be a something new, a something that you don't already knew, and that they're most likely to be the things that you've forgotten and/or dis-remembered, it is more important now than ever for you to re-remember and un-forget them. The future of you all depends on it.
History; Five. Five thousand years ago in the middle of the desert there was this empire of great magnificence and size. This empire had great mastery and knowledge of mathematics, and architectures, and sciences, and had built great, great triangular stone structures and giant cat-man statues. This long, hard, errect and throbbing empire regressed and recessed itself into the depst of history and human memory in the reign of Cleopatra. A woman.
History; Five. Also five thousand years ago, in the middle of the map there begun an another empire. This empire had built great, great walls and had withstood war, drought, famine, all the locusts and all the plagues and all the trumpets and all the woes mentioned in the bible and yet, yet it withstood. But it all came, it all came crashing down to an end, and out of history not so long ago in 1911 with Tzu Xi at the wheel. Tzu Xi, an empress.
Not too long ago too, we, both you and I, were under bondage and sodomy on a daily basis. We've been made bitches and been came upon and unto by an empire so great, so long, so hard and so throbbing that it overshadowed 75% of the world. 75% !!!!!!!
But great as that empire was, it deflated and fell limp into a chode of a cuntry not so long into the reign of Beth, Eli-ze-beth, before shrinking further and recessing itself into the lower abdomen of history under another female, elected female ; Marge. Thatcher. It's not even a cuntry anymore by then and it was under her very (female) eyes that 9 year old Falkland was raped and savagely penetrated.
Today the UK is the epitome of a monumental joke, a place that insists on calling itself a kingdom with not a king, but a queen at the cockpit, despite the fact that she herself is a cock-pit. A pit for cock(s). Its royal institution is more of an entertainment and ornament that holds no sway in public or private. Its parliament is ghay like its weather and men that couldnt decide if it wants to be a sovereign country with actual borders or an open whorehouse.
If I have an army, I'd invade it and rename it TRANSGENDERIA.
And let me also remind you all about our good and hated friend, the patriarchy Juden Staten of Israel that it suffered its greatest regression and military disaster during the time of Herstory, the story of Golda Mier.
And now, today, you only have to look west and on a good, clear day, see into the once great and mighty Germany that has now been turned into not only a fenceless, but also door-less whore-haus that would happily embrace any and every immigrants that would ever came inbetween her open, and ever spreading leggs. Had Adolf "Sieg-Heil" Hitler's ashes been interned in an urn, there'd be tornados there in Germany, that's how much he'd spin.
And look at Korea South and look what happened to Samsung. Sure I could go on and on but I think the pattern is clear. Empires and greatness end sometimes but they all ended with absolute certainty in the hands of female.
Sure, with candidates like Hilary and Trump Aemericccca is fucked. It is fucked in its mouth down to its throat and fucked in its ass up to its bowel, but if you think this is bad, I assure you that it can be worse, a hell of a lot worse.
IT CANN BE FUCKED IN ITS MOUTH AND UP IN ITS ASS AND IN THAT GAPPING, GASHING AND BLEEDING HOLE WHERE ITS PENIS AND BALLS ONCE WERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT CAN BE THAT FUCK FUCKED.
While I dont have children of my own, I shudder to think for all the children that I've touched that they might one day wake up to a day without Aemericca.
So if you are a mother with a son (who hasnt been realigned), a daughter with a father (who wasnt mollested), a sister with a brother, an aunt with a nephew, a niece with uncles ...... in-laws of father and brothers .... with males for friends and families and loved ones ...... it is now your sacred duty to go out and put penises back into the box and Trump in thy Ballot.
Let not them erase the memories of your founding father and replace them with founding mother, thy fatherland into thy mother land .......
Let not they change thy history into herstory.
Go out. Vote Trump. And let Aemericca grope again.
Amen. -
2016-11-03 at 4:50 AM UTC in I got hit on by a tellerkeep sending her photos of Bill Krozby until she changes her numberThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
-
2016-11-02 at 7:35 PM UTC in BradleyB's Rock Bottom -- Recovery Thread10 months, 5 days sober. I'm at 195lb, I body build every day. My arthritis is doing super good. I only occasionally get pain in my wrists. I got over my ex leaving me (for the most part). I stopped watching gay porn and started an OkCupid account to meet some beautiful women. I read the AA book here and there and don't believe I need a sponsor to walk me through the steps or any gay meetings to remind me how to be sober. I have never been happier in my whole life than this.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-02 at 5:50 AM UTC in If this was real, this could have created the next Ted Bundy.I always get ted and al bundy mixed upThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
-
2016-11-02 at 5:07 AM UTC in I got hit on by a teller
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-01 at 1:18 AM UTC in Really scary shit happened to me this Halloween...i saw sum fiends waitin for there score they asked me if my name was jenny wtfThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
-
2016-10-27 at 7:18 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionshould i take mdnna 2niteThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
-
2016-10-24 at 5:21 PM UTC in Well I guess I'm back
Ho, you saw a picture of me years ago, you don't know me!
But yeah, I'm an alcoholic with a desk job and whose hobbies all include sitting still for long periods of time, yall expecting adonis? Why don't you post a picture and we can all marvel at the sculpted nature of your figure.
Hey, I've already turned you onto hard drugs, how about giving selective androgen receptor modulators (SARMs) a try? They're far safer than conventional anabolic-androgenic steroids, although, and this shouldn't be hard to believe, the risks have been massively overblown (A proper cycle, which is simple to adhere to, has no significant risk if you lack relevant health conditions). Testosterone is one of the key elements to male well being. I used to rant about this a fair amount in an old TRT. Not only that, but it can have one of the most powerful positive effects on cognition for many. There's a very good chance you have sub-optimal effective T levels. Take a look at this: https://www.reddit.com/r/Nootropics/comments/2usmux/why_testosterone_is_the_drug_of_the_future/?st=iuobqdfl&sh=2c90ac21
For example, the product I recommend has actually been found to protect the prostate from the effects of testosterone and have neuroprotective effects.
By simply taking a very affordable powder at 10-20mg a day you could see all around results in health, physical appearance, and cognition with no real change in routine required (Although it could well increase your motivation to do so if you're a responder). Relatively rapid noticeable results: http://www.nyles7.com/product-page/07a0b24f-36d0-57a5-f093-e3f1a864d85fThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-10-21 at 3:13 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Are these the sounds you imagined your victims would make when you were seriously considering killing people for the sheer pleasure and exhilaration of it?
It wasn't for pleasure it was for understanding. A practical mind experiment to see if i could do it and how i would feel and how it would affect me. I decided, well, if i were to do it i might as well make it dramatic or an engaging mystery, like a true crime story, with codes and puzzles and mind games with police. Then i figured i would probably feel sympathy for the would be victim at the moment i would have intended before-hand that they would be killed, especially if it's a girls and more so if it's a pretty girl, and ya know, why wouldn't you murder a pretty girl, if you can just take anyone you want, go for the best. Also it had to be a girl because then i would be assured of the most control over her, as she would very likely be physically weaker than me and may not choose to fight where a man would.
Therefore it was decided, i would kill a girl in a forest nearby, and bury her and leave some sort of mystery clues around it, then i thought i could make this into a fun intellectual exercise if i kill multiple girls, also satisfaction would not necessarily come in the act of killing but the act of killing would be utilitarian in nature, because the more i killed and the more i outsmarted police the more notoriety i would get.
Like i said, there was one problem however, in a situation where i am completely dominant over a person and what is happening, empathy starts to work all of a sudden and it would go somewhat liek this. So imagine i kidnapped this girl right, a young, attractive adult girl. And i got her tied up, and i got my knife ready(A gun is too loud) and she starts pleading for her life or crying. I would be like mannnnnn, i feel really bad for this girl, but at this point i have to fucking kill her because if i don't she goes to the police anyway and i am screwed anyhow. However, in that moment, i would probably elect to let her go anyway. To save my conscience but at the same time condemn myself to prison.
So i figured, bad plan, don't fucking do it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-10-17 at 5:04 AM UTC in Psychedelics: A Most Sinister PlotFine, let's say vivid accounts of experiences that are in every reportable measure the same as experiences had under the effects of psychedelics do not qualify as evidence of a psychedelic experience. With this standard of evidence in mind please remind me what has convinced you liserd people or what have you maintain some sort of dominion over the modern drug experience.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
-
2016-10-17 at 4:07 AM UTC in Psychedelics: A Most Sinister PlotOK, so if you actually want to take the 'invasion via psychedelic experiences' thing seriously then see my last post.
I don't know what you think "intellidelic' means, but the point I was making is that the variety of experience we have under the effects of LSD is, as far as available evidence suggests, the same as many thinkers throughout history have had in relevant dimensions, whatever you want to call it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-10-02 at 2:56 PM UTC in Perhaps you can answer the 1 question that has plagued thinkers for all time.I believe it would be to colonize the planet and beyond. That seems to be what most living organisms do. But now that we are a more intelligent species, we have ego and tend to believe that there is more to life.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
-
2016-10-02 at 12:17 AM UTC in Perhaps you can answer the 1 question that has plagued thinkers for all time.I am a tortured artist, something posted without any real effort on a message board is not meant to be taken as a serious philosophical treatise. And you're still repeatedly misinterpreting what I'm saying, you perverted autist.
It wouldn't surprise me if you were just jealous since your posts tend to be so boring and lifeless. I recall you once saying that speaking to me was like speaking to a robot and that you found it refreshing, but your writing/discourse style is far more robotic!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-10-01 at 4:18 PM UTC in Perhaps you can answer the 1 question that has plagued thinkers for all time.Gimme your dad's e-mail addy and I'll tell you the answerThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
-
2016-09-24 at 6:56 PM UTC in how to become a anonymous internet pimpi had an idea. you know how those hoes sell their booty on backpages? will you get their number right, you contact them (must get a vpn to be anonymous). you tell the hoe that you are her pimp now, if she back talks, tell her you know her landlord and that he works for you, and that the bitch will be on the street if they don't comply. she will more than likely
believe you.
next step, you tell the bitch to get on youtube and watch videos on how to buy and send bitcoins. now once that hoe know how to use bitcoin. you tell the whore that she have to make $1,000
a night and convert it all the bitcoin and send it to you on the internet.
and if she dont make her quote , tell her that you got bus drivers working for you and that one of them may run her over if she dont make the quote. she wiill be scared and believe you.
and that hows you could become anonymous Internet pimp. i know a pimp that makes 10 bitcoins a day doin this.
is this a great idea or what?
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-09-18 at 12:05 AM UTC in Oobe's on opiods
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
