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2016-04-27 at 11:02 AM UTC in Bill Krozby, you should use this pickup line during a conversation."Your ass must be Crisco, because I'm cooking a ham" kill yourself Bill KrozbyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-04-27 at 9:24 AM UTC in Bill Krozby, you should use this pickup line during a conversation."Your ass must be honey, because I'm Winnie the Pooh."
It 's an original creation and randomly popped into my mind today, the stupidity of it making me chortle, and then picturing you using it, as you're the perfect fit.
Preferably record it so we can see the results, or at least tell us what happened.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-04-11 at 4:22 AM UTC in How many Israels does it take 2 light a changebulb?6 gadrillionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-03-24 at 2:34 AM UTC in Live from the old burned out meth lab
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2016-03-23 at 7:54 PM UTC in Live from the old burned out meth labWhat are your plans to uncuck your life, fam?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-03-17 at 1:53 PM UTC in Anyone into the occult?post some quotes et cetera and we'll make some shit up ("research") itThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-03-16 at 5:06 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-03-01 at 12:13 PM UTC in I get jacked off, but I get hard again, you're never gonna keep me soft
was this supposed to be to the tune of that tubthumping song because that's how I heard it
Yes. And he was in TC tonight explaining how he wanted to make this very thread. I figured since he brought it up there he wouldn't actually still make it, but I was clearly wrong, as usual. By the way actro (shitfucker mustard stain faggot), if you're going to keep making your "introspective" one-liner "deep-thoughts" threads, reply to people that make an effort to reply to them. If you don't start replying to comments addressed to your OP, I will kill something cute and fluffy, on camera, and you won't like it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-02-29 at 12:26 AM UTC in Games We've CompletedGood god man, I didn't know you had had two strokes. That plus hepatitis C, the arm necrosis incident, and who knows what else has happened to you.
You actually went full Requiem.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-02-16 at 8:50 AM UTC in An Alternate Internet
Your options seem to be between good privately owned infrastructure which, by definition, is beholden to corporate interests, good publicly owned infrastructure which is subject to the same issue in addition to the surveillance issue, or shitty mesh-infrastructure where it takes an indeterminate amount of time to send a packed across the continent. The mesh option means we really once and for all gives up the notion of reliable network communications but then it was an illusion to start with, you can just ignore it before getting to a certain level of ops. Public adoption is the obvious blocker, equipment and slow-as-ass connections don't exactly win over the paying public.
I imagine this mesh internet would look like something from mad max. The 2nd movie, not the new one. Imagine leather-wearing packets trying to make their way through the wastelands, having to fight off raiders and radscorpions.
Looking back the early 2000's, I'm amazed at how simple everything was. You didn't have fancy JS frameworks, servers didn't have to handle traffic from xmlhttprequests/websockets/sse's, html documents were really documents - not js applications, people put in a lot of time and effort into making small sized jpegs/gifs/pngs and you only had to take care of 800x600/1024x768 screens. Apart from sounding like an old fart, I mean to say that the way we interact with the web is becoming more and more abstract. 10 years ago you could focus on requests, but now we have this websocket/webrtc/whatever hotness that ensures more performance (for these fucking fat 15mb+ websites w/ ads and shit) and more and more people focus on this higher-level stuff and have no idea about the underlying workings. This feels bad to me because it means people are giving up part of their freedom. Like, you can't make a simple html website nowadays, you either need to learn a lot of stuff or give away your freedom and use super high level libraries/paas like heroku/config management magic. Sure, that automation is nice and all, but only if you know what it's really doing. Yesterday I met a front-end developer who said he's never heard of "sprites", wtf. So we have normal users for whom the internet is pure fucking magic and we have "developers" who have no idea about networks/dbs (backenders) or sop/cors/invalid markup (frontenders). Great.
The outlook is pretty fucking bleak.
I started looking into software defined radio as I think that might be a viable option, but Ive only played around with it. Radio packet network meshes might be where it's at because of how easy it is to set them up and somewhat easy to keep them running. Of course, we'd need good crypto to ensure that even if an enemy controls nodes, the information would still be safe.
Problem here is the radio spectrum is licensed by the state and if we'd have to keep to the 2.4ghz/5ghz open portions of it, that would severely limit the range of each node. I remember reading that we could do internet in the spectrum of the now-free analog tv frequencies and we'd get gigabit speeds easily because the spectrum is so big. It'd also help with range because, if I remember my high school physics correctly, analog tv waves carry energy further and can bounce off the stratosphere whereas the current wifi waves are great at penetrating stuff like walls and doors, but lose their energy very quickly.
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2016-01-17 at 1:56 AM UTC in Nigga' i am so e-famous you don't even know.For reference:
http://niggasin.space/forum/technoph...loit-suggester
https://github.com/NullArray/RootHelper
So famous:
http://www.kitploit.com/2016/01/root...downloads.html
http://seclist.us/roothelper-a-bash-...ux-system.html
https://n0where.net/linux-privilege-...on-roothelper/
http://www.digitalmunition.me/2016/01/roothelper-a-bash-script-that-downloads-and-unzips-scripts-that-will-aid-with-privilege-escalation-on-a-linux-system/
Python Trending also did PyCat.
As a certified attention whore this is like crack cocaine to me.
I'll leave you with a funny picture i encountered while trying to SQLi some site.
Yes this actually happened. I lol'd.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-01-14 at 11:33 PM UTC in Literal backyard ballistics
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Nice gif bro.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-01-14 at 7:58 PM UTC in Literal backyard ballistics.
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2016-01-14 at 5:50 PM UTC in Literal backyard ballisticsSomething tells me you shouldn't be a carpenter.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-01-13 at 5:01 AM UTC in Dissociator is huffing starter fluid
omfg found it
lmfao
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2016-01-11 at 12:28 PM UTC in Benzedrex is a delicacy now
they dont care they get profit you dunce
Some stores do care, people like authur treacher have made it where they now only sell poppy seeds behind the counter, some employees just out right scrutinizing you for even trying to buy some.
I happened to want to make some poppy seed tea the other day to help my back pain for work and they were like "you know you're lucky you even got any we haven't been selling poppy seeds because people abuse them... " in a snarky faggot voice
I asked them " so are you going to stop selling alcohol and cigarettes?"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2015-12-26 at 1:12 AM UTC in I dont wanna have a kid cause what if it died or something...Honestly, having children is one of the most selfish things you can do. It's done purely to satisfy their own selfish desires. You bring someone into the world who had no need to come into existence so you can have something to nurture, to feel needed, have company, someone waiting for you, to experience life vicariously through. Something that's going to consume immense resources, contribute to depleting resources and pollution, overpopulation (the world likely doesn't need your genes), and then many of them have the gall to believe they're entitled to forcing others to subsidize them, enacting "think of the children" policies limiting the freedom of others to give themselves a perceived sense of security. "I'm not selfish for wanting to force others to pay for my choice to have children and abide by policies centered around their benefit, you're selfish for not wanting to go along with my plan." The entitlement and victimhood generation, convince a generation they're actually owed things and watch them ravenously demand, and attack those who interfere.
And the process is incredibly egocentric. Other than satisfying the selfish desires I listed above, they feel they have to be children with their specific genes, when there are so many unwanted and needy children already? It's standard animalistic instinct; and of course if you try to have a rational discussion most will be incapable of it or they'll attempt to cast you as some sort of monster for not going along with their emotion driven poorly thought out romanticized notions of love, marriage, followed by a house and children. Just go with the feelings, don't think things out, as if we don't constantly hold back and go against our natural instincts, which would have destructive effects (overeating, violence, sex, laziness etc?). But in this case there's a strong evolutionary basis for why it's so universally sanctified among human cultures, free from criticism, romanticized. So no one is allowed to say anything, there's no room for impartial rational discussion, warranted criticism; if you do say anything, watch out, see what kind of reaction you get. There are so many children with developmental disabilities, disorders, who will go through a lifetime of suffering, be a net loss on the advancement of humanity, regardless of what their parents would like to believe; there's such a high chance that even if they do do everything right their children won't turn out the way they want them to be, it won't be anywhere near the idealized image they imagined. Jonathan Haidt had a talk about science denial along the basis of political ideology, and how leftists deny science as well due to having sanctified core bases of their ideology, equality being the key factor here, so the idea that innate differences, genetics, can play a significant role is made into taboo, treated gingerly at most, only allowed to be discussed to a very shallow extent, with enormous myths and misconceptions created. The concept of the "environmental" factor is widely misunderstood, it's the non-shared component that accounts almost entirely for this, and we don't have a clear idea of what this entails. That and much of what was previously categorized as being environmental as opposed to hereditary is often later shown to have simply been missed hereditary factors. Of course the social sciences are a complete mess, there's so much bias, publication and institutional bias, and it leads to graduates with some of the most blatantly unwarranted senses of their own intelligence and knowledge. Enlightened by 21/22 syndrome, once they reach the top of their parochial environment, bam, they have the world figured out, put them in charge, their friends, someone they like, whose views they identify with/share, and they could fix everything.
Back to the egocentricity of the process, think of how others react. The pregnancy announcement, the announcement, the constant reactions and attention, the fixation, throughout, the baby shower, then the birth, childhood. Just look at people's fucking facebook's, completely revolved around their kids as if there aren't literally millions in their age range, this hasn't occurred countless times throughout history. Oh yeah, you've totally retained your identity, they don't identify. Stay at home moms, their social groups, meetings, now revolving around their children and other parents. Just listen to what the mombies talk about. Oh yeah, you're totally staying up to date with events, continuing your self-development and knowledge, as if there was much depth and uniqueness to begin with. Absolutely brilliant, insightful, in-depth discourse. As if there aren't so many problems in the world, so much to focus on, and instead you needlessly bring into existence a life that didn't need to exist, something that could live a life of suffering, whose joy only satisfies a need that didn't need to exist, who will ultimately amount to nothing, be faced with the questions of life, the multitude and multifaceted, complex, problems of the world, of living beings, conscious existence, and human society, of the nature of consciousness, existence, the idea of the self, ultimately grappling with the horror of the finality of existence, which is generally dealt with through avoidance and logical fallacies. All that time and effort, all those resources, going to your own selfish need, when they could have been spent to help so many others. For the price of a first world child throughout their life, how many third world children could be saved? And it's not just children, you should be aware of how many charities focused on various aspects of the world there are, how many problems there are in the world. Are you aware of the concept of opportunity costs, you animalistic ditsy bimbo breeding fucks? And we're the selfish ones?
And for who will say, "If everyone thought life you we would be extinct." or talk about how they're raising the next generation of workers, investing (and forcing others to invest) in those who will keep economies going, that every genius, every person who made major contributions to the world, had to have been born and had a mother/parents, I say; do you honestly expect me to believe that this is what you had in mind, the greater good of the world, when you decided to have children? Explain to me why exactly the human race needs to continue to exist. But that question will seem so absurd, so beyond their capacity to grapple with, to properly analyze and give an intelligent well thought out coherent answer to, that you have almost no hope for this being anything other than fruitless.
Let me state this clearly:
[SIZE=48px]FUCK MOTHERS!!!
[SIZE=12px][SIZE=14px]*makes the gesture of the fig with both hands pointed toward the heavens* "To the mothers of the world, I give these solely to you! And fuck the poor male saps that are dragged into this, especially the ones that actively desire it, as well. But particularly the women.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE]
Vasectomize the hell out of yourself kolokol, eliminate any chance of this horror, this mistake, ever occurring, as soon as possible. Even if you ever do desire to have children and go through the biological process, there are sperm and egg donors so you can select from to ensure you have the highest quality genetics, the best chance at the genetic roulette, possible. Of course if you bring up, attempt to discuss this idea, with most people, emotion driven women in particular who have a poor innate grasp of rationality, poorly developed mental architecture, you'll be treated as I described above, some emotionless monster devoid or romance who's attempting to create some grotesque science experiment. Even for adoptions, oxytocin, intranasal shots during the introductory bonding period, or even better, which may be available in the future, oxytocin receptor agonists, superior drugs that trigger release or increased production. There's a good chapter in Future Imperfect, highly recommended, related to this and love. The nootropic/transhumanist/biohacking communities have excellent information on this.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1337725/Doctors-DIY-vasectomy.html
This is the perfect variation available, I'd highly recommend it if available. Hell, take a trip out of the area if it's not, it's worth it as a lifelong investment. Fairly painless, very fast, safe, relatively affordable even out of pocket compared to the lifelong benefit, the cost of a child or even total cost (including psychological, damage done to your life/well-being) or a pregnancy scare abortion, of never having to worry again. Take an anxiolytic beforehand, etizolam is cheap and readily available, maybe even an opiate, to make it even easier, the time will seem to go by so much faster.
I'm thinking about documenting the entire process, exactly what you have to do from start to beginning, what you go through, to make it easier for others.
During early highschool my highest dream was quite honestly the extermination of the human race, and I was serious about it. I didn't have childish ideas of a doomsday device, I won't go into specifics because it's a very ugly subject, but I recall reading someone stating something along the lines that we're fortunate Theodore Kaczynski, AKA The Unabomber, wasn't a bioengineer or some related theory, didn't have a background in the design/modification of bacterial/viral organisms. I changed my views because I enjoy the creations of humanity and would prefer such as world for my own selfish gain, and see a technological singularity, the creation of AI, as the ultimate goal, but still wouldn't be opposed to the concept of voluntary extinction: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voluntary_Human_Extinction_Movement
I've wondered in the past if this is the answer to the Fermi Paradox, that AIs find no reason to continue to exist, if they can be said to have had existed or had a concrete concept of the self to begin with, and essentially commit "suicide".The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2015-11-26 at 8:51 PM UTC in Bill Krozby's joke thread part 2Whats the difference between a Mexican and a gay Mexican?
About 3 beers
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I was at a hotel in dallas after seeing a neon indian show, and the bellhop came up with my luggage. I asked him wheres some of the best bars to get some ass down here.
He said "uh you mean like women?"
and I said "of course I mean women, if I was a fucking faggot I'd just walk to the bus stop."
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I went to a house party with my gf, she was being a whore and squatting over some drunk passed out guys face while wearing a mini skirt. People were taking pictures and posting them on facebook.
I've been known to be a mysoginist,so I spoke to her in private. I was like "wtf are you doing? you're embarrassing me" she was like " hey lol whats wrong? calm down, we're just having fun fly boi!!"
2 weeks later she comes home from work and "catches" me fucking a hooker on our bed. She starts screaming and crying hysterically. While fucking the hooker, I say, "hey whats wrong lol, we're just having fun, you knew I was a fly boi when you met me!"
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I was getting drunk with my friend and a new neighbor. we decided to get a whore off craigslist to come over. I didn't have any money but they were willing to throw in the money so we could all have a lil fun. The girl comes over, her pimp is sitting in the car waiting. She collects the 300 and says prostitution is illegal and she's not going to fuck any of us. but Is willing to give us each an individual private show... I immediately start undressing, while the other 2 guys say "omg what are you doing, that's gay mane, ewww" she compliments my tattoos and my no bullshit attitude, so she takes me into my neighbors bedroom. She forgets that she is supposed to be a cock tease and just jumps on my dick.
she tells me to not tell the other guys I fucked her until she leaves. To confirm she isn't a more trifling whore than she's already proven herself to be I walk in on the friend when its his turn. And he's only getting a back massage with his shirt off and his pants still on.. She turns around and gives me a look of "fuck off"
My neighbor gets his "turn" and she comes out, I pick her up and drop her, she leaves. My neighbor says '' lol faggots I got her number, so we can do something together by ourselves with out you faggots."
I say "haha only I fucked her and you two dumbasses paid for it. Looks like it took a whore and two pimps to make you two look like a couple of simps"
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2015-11-19 at 11:47 PM UTC in What type of chemical will damage plastic to a small degree?Acetone.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2015-11-19 at 10:13 PM UTC in ATTN: SpectralYou don't scare me, kid.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
