Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2024-07-16 at 9:19 PM UTC in He like to call me peaches when I get this nasty
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley I got some corn on the cob

   
   You should make a corn on the cobbler
2. 2024-07-16 at 8:55 PM UTC in Kafka has rejected me
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If you're looking for a good leader who happens to be in politics check out Donny this passed weekend…the guy gets shot, gets up…pumps his fist and says "fight!" and wants to carry on with his speech. THAT's being a good leader…you saw the effect his fist pump had on the world press and the crowd that was there.
   
   THAT's leading, having the charisma that others want to follow you, that they can look passed your flaws and see the TRUE leader you are.
   
   Now put Biden in that situation…first he'd have shit himself, then he'd be looking around for someone to help him off the stage, then he'd stop and sniff one of the young girls in the crowd
   
   

   
   Why don’t you just put on a pair of pigtails and ask him to fuck you? This level of adoration for a man comes off… very gay
3. 2024-07-16 at 8:47 PM UTC in He like to call me peaches when I get this nasty
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I must say peach cobbler was a fucking high on the list fav of mine before I became a fascist health nut.

   
   That was pretty obvious considering how you came in here screaming about empty calories and imminent death
4. 2024-07-16 at 8:36 PM UTC in He like to call me peaches when I get this nasty
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Smh
5. 2024-07-16 at 8:33 PM UTC in He like to call me peaches when I get this nasty
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Lanny when you get older it tends to go down the wrong pipe more often. that flap that separates the esophagus weakens. older people are more likely to choke on food as young kids who havn't developed that ability yet.
   
   I was eating a chocolate bar and it melted and somehow went down the wrong pipe and I couldn't breath and I was sitting my car which was hot as fuck during lunch break doing Uber. no one around and I laid down on my side and slowly breathed in and coughed as hard as I could until it broke free.
   
   its a panic attack on meth. you got to keep calm. don't try and breathe in too hard or it will get lodged down farther.
   
   why do you think you're going to choke one of these days? did you choke as a kid and it instilled fear into you?

   
   Yeah it’s called dysphagia, Dr. Phil.
   
   I just know. Don’t ask me how.
6. 2024-07-16 at 8:28 PM UTC in How big are u
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   That’s not what I mean lol. You’re implying everyone’s lying about their stats, but at least you know I’m not!
7. 2024-07-16 at 8:24 PM UTC in How big are u
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I showed proof of my stats
8. 2024-07-16 at 8:18 PM UTC in Kafka has rejected me
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Why do you think everyone in politics is a millionaire you moron
9. 2024-07-16 at 8:18 PM UTC in Kafka has rejected me
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Lol no, that's not an ideal leader, an ideal leader is a ruthless business man who knows how to deal with people and get the best from them…I didn't get where I am today by being a nice guy.
   
   Stop watching CNN and voting dem ya big girls blouse.

   
   All of our leaders already are ruthless businessmen and jedi lawyers and look where it got us
10. 2024-07-16 at 8:13 PM UTC in Kafka has rejected me
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Somebody read Plato’s Republic
11. 2024-07-16 at 8:05 PM UTC in ITT I give you advice you should already know based on limited knowledge of your personal life.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley I think you should get 2 high class prostitutes and a bottle of champagne. Do blow off of their butt crack and enjoy yourself. Lighten up a bit and enjoy your own youthful vigor while you still have it.
    
    Great necrobump.

    
    I seen it in a screenshot and searched it up.
    
    Good advice though, I care way too much about shit when no one else gives a fuck.
    
    Maybe I’ll just go on a bro cruise and be hammered for 9 days straight
12. 2024-07-16 at 7:53 PM UTC in ITT I give you advice you should already know based on limited knowledge of your personal life.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yeah.
13. 2024-07-16 at 7:49 PM UTC in He like to call me peaches when I get this nasty
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's a lot of carbs and empty calories…good work, death approaches.

    
    My death will be sweet and gooey and covered in kisses and by kisses I mean CPR bc I have preordained that I will choke to death. I feel this in my bones.
    
    Eat, drink, and be merry.
14. 2024-07-16 at 7:31 PM UTC in Woodstock was Racist
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Entitled to what?
15. 2024-07-16 at 7:20 PM UTC in Woodstock was Racist
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    White people are so evil everyone wants to be around us.
16. 2024-07-16 at 7:19 PM UTC in Woodstock was Racist
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Don't you remember? America, along with the rest of the west, used to be white. Before the big brown baby boom and associated mass immigration.
17. 2024-07-16 at 4:29 PM UTC in He like to call me peaches when I get this nasty
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Fresh and I wait for Chilton county peaches to be in season
18. 2024-07-16 at 4:10 PM UTC in Sick for 4 weeks
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    That was so cute 🥰 and I just made taco salad the other day.
19. 2024-07-16 at 3:41 PM UTC in To be honest
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This isn’t a debate about why you suck, it’s already been proven by the fact that nobody fucking wants you. The topic of this thread. You’re just a born loser
20. 2024-07-16 at 3:38 PM UTC in Sick for 4 weeks
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Do you have tuberculosis?