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  1. #61
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    I like apple fritters.
  2. #62
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's a lot of carbs and empty calories…good work, death approaches.

    My death will be sweet and gooey and covered in kisses and by kisses I mean CPR bc I have preordained that I will choke to death. I feel this in my bones.

    Eat, drink, and be merry.
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  3. #63
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny I like apple fritters.

    It shows.
  4. #64
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by frala My death will be sweet and gooey and covered in kisses and by kisses I mean CPR bc I have preordained that I will choke to death. I feel this in my bones.

    Eat, drink, and be merry.

    I used to think someone would shoot me and I would die but now that I"m getting old and didn't die the first time I really feel like I might live a long ass time. Especially now that I quit smoking cigarettes, most of my diet is vegetables and fruit. Fuck around and live to like 55-60.
  5. #65
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala My death will be sweet and gooey and covered in kisses and by kisses I mean CPR bc I have preordained that I will choke to death. I feel this in my bones.

    Eat, drink, and be merry.

    when you get older it tends to go down the wrong pipe more often. that flap that separates the esophagus weakens. older people are more likely to choke on food as young kids who havn't developed that ability yet.

    I was eating a chocolate bar and it melted and somehow went down the wrong pipe and I couldn't breath and I was sitting my car which was hot as fuck during lunch break doing Uber. no one around and I laid down on my side and slowly breathed in and coughed as hard as I could until it broke free.

    its a panic attack on meth. you got to keep calm. don't try and breathe in too hard or it will get lodged down farther.

    why do you think you're going to choke one of these days? did you choke as a kid and it instilled fear into you?
  6. #66
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny when you get older it tends to go down the wrong pipe more often. that flap that separates the esophagus weakens. older people are more likely to choke on food as young kids who havn't developed that ability yet.

    I was eating a chocolate bar and it melted and somehow went down the wrong pipe and I couldn't breath and I was sitting my car which was hot as fuck during lunch break doing Uber. no one around and I laid down on my side and slowly breathed in and coughed as hard as I could until it broke free.

    its a panic attack on meth. you got to keep calm. don't try and breathe in too hard or it will get lodged down farther.

    why do you think you're going to choke one of these days? did you choke as a kid and it instilled fear into you?

    I am surprised to hear this. Having heard about your performances with large dicks in the past I didn't expect you to be a gagger or a choker.
  7. #67
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley I am surprised to hear this. Having heard about your performances with large dicks in the past I didn't expect you to be a gagger or a choker.

    Hurrrrr fag humor from a known faggot. your mind is diseased. take your meds
  8. #68
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny when you get older it tends to go down the wrong pipe more often. that flap that separates the esophagus weakens. older people are more likely to choke on food as young kids who havn't developed that ability yet.

    I was eating a chocolate bar and it melted and somehow went down the wrong pipe and I couldn't breath and I was sitting my car which was hot as fuck during lunch break doing Uber. no one around and I laid down on my side and slowly breathed in and coughed as hard as I could until it broke free.

    its a panic attack on meth. you got to keep calm. don't try and breathe in too hard or it will get lodged down farther.

    why do you think you're going to choke one of these days? did you choke as a kid and it instilled fear into you?

    Yeah it’s called dysphagia, Dr. Phil.

    I just know. Don’t ask me how.
  9. #69
    Bradley Florida Man
    My friend used to be bulimic and had to use a butter knife at the end to make herself puke.

    10/10 best head I have ever had.
  10. #70
    Smh
  11. #71
    Originally posted by frala My death will be sweet and gooey and covered in kisses and by kisses I mean CPR bc I have preordained that I will choke to death. I feel this in my bones.

    Eat, drink, and be merry.

    I must say peach cobbler was a fucking high on the list fav of mine before I became a fascist health nut.
  12. #72
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I must say peach cobbler was a fucking high on the list fav of mine before I became a fascist health nut.

    That was pretty obvious considering how you came in here screaming about empty calories and imminent death
  13. #73
    Lollocks, us born again health nuts are worse than ex smokers going on to people who still smoke
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  14. #74
    Bradley Florida Man
    I got some corn on the cob
  15. #75
    Bradley Florida Man
    A lot of it
  16. #76
    Originally posted by Bradley I got some corn on the cob

    You should make a corn on the cobbler
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  17. #77
    Bradley Florida Man
    Ur so fucking funny!~!~!~!~~!~!~!~!~

    I miss my corn on the curb days.
  18. #78
    Don’t patronize me
  19. #79
    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm not, I had a food cart for a couple weeks last summer after they fired me from the corner store I was managing.

    I made corn on the cob on a wagon set up on the side of the road in the ghetto down here. So I called it Corn on the Curb.
  20. #80
    I’m so glad you say corner store lol
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