Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2024-08-15 at 7:53 PM UTC in Is this sort of humor legitimate?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Honestly if I see a white person talk about curry I assume they’re talking about one of the English style tika or butter chicken. I’ve never seen an Indian person refer to food as “curry”.

   
   What the fuck do they call it?
2. 2024-08-15 at 5:47 PM UTC in Got a Divorce
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kafka Just curious frala how long have you been together?

   
   I know. You are always VERY curious about us lol.
3. 2024-08-15 at 5:46 PM UTC in Got a Divorce
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kafka Wrong answer. The only reason you wouldn't is if you cared for them or respected that they worked for it. But I understand you have to say this as you are not yet married.

   
   lol @ wrong answer and virtue signaling
   
   Girl be mad at your mama for being a piece of shit not me
4. 2024-08-15 at 5:28 PM UTC in Got a Divorce
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kafka That's because you lack self-preservation and are stupid.

   
   I have a career. My own assets, retirement, investments, etc. I would not need or want to take half of his if our relationship did not work.
5. 2024-08-15 at 5:21 PM UTC in I am NOT dead...
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Incessant That story was traumatizing

   
   Mine? Sorry 😭
6. 2024-08-15 at 3:54 PM UTC in Got a Divorce
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   Originally posted by Netflxchillr Gotta love how/when people (male or female) will make a poor choice in their partners then… ALL women- ALL men are bad.
   
   
   No accountability in/for “their” fuq’d up decision making.

   
   I’ve watched that shit my entire life and I hate it with a passion. Like people just get married on a whim and have kids without any forethought and then end up in the absolute biggest fucking financial and emotional messes ever. Then it’s oh men are shit or women are batshit insane lol.
   
   Well ok pal.
7. 2024-08-15 at 3:21 PM UTC in Got a Divorce
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   Originally posted by RIPtotse Yah best bet is live in a state that doesn't recognize common law marriage and just never get married
   
   And yes prenups help but the succubus will still come out with some of your money and shit just likely a bit less than if u didn't get a prenup
   
   Marriage is dumb as fuck and any bitch that thinks different isn't worth marrying imho

   
   Common law marriage is dumb so that. And yeah don’t be with women who are going to take your shit. Like find women who have their own shit and don’t rely on you. If you build something together obviously that’s different and those assets have to be split but what’s yours is yours and what’s hers is hers.
   
   I would never dream of taking half of Lanny’s assets. Fucking kidding me.
8. 2024-08-15 at 2:27 PM UTC in I am NOT dead...
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   People do weird shit. My surgeon was telling me stories about her residency after my surgery in March. This one couple ended up in the hospital because he stuck a bottle of Pam in her pussy and they stuck it in with the cap on, top first. So it created a suction and the cap got stuck and they couldn’t get it out.
   
   Another throuple ended up in the hospital bc this woman was cheating on her husband after her hysterectomy. She was getting fucked in the ass by a new friend. But if you aren’t careful your vaginal cuff can tear and you can end up with a bowel evisceration (intestines can fall through your vagina). Well hers did. So she’s ends up in the hospital and they call her husband bc he’s her emergency contact and that’s how he found out his wife was cheating. Bc her ass fell through her vagina from stranger danger anal sex.
9. 2024-08-15 at 4:21 AM UTC in Join the official nis chatroom
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   No Bradley is just a rere
10. 2024-08-15 at 3:56 AM UTC in Chess is Art
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    Unless it's like this I have no interest
11. 2024-08-15 at 2:53 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i forgot I can made 3D models omg this is huge

    
    Yeah, you can't. If 5cm as sent isn't 5cm as received, the fax is illegitimate.
12. 2024-08-15 at 2:46 AM UTC in Join the official nis chatroom
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    Chatroom seems to be down.
13. 2024-08-15 at 2:33 AM UTC in So this is it with GG (menopause)
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    Fuck schizos
14. 2024-08-15 at 1:57 AM UTC in So this is it with GG (menopause)
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    It used to piss me off, I'd go down on her, and after a half hour licking her clit she wouldn't orgasm.
    
    Now I go down on her and after a half hour licking her clit she isn't even wet.
    
    She pretends to still like sex, but I can tell it's all sorta performative. She likes me cumming inside her cos she still hopes she'll get pregnant, and so will be assured her position here.
15. 2024-08-15 at 1:53 AM UTC in So this is it with GG (menopause)
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16. 2024-08-14 at 11:51 PM UTC in Eric Schmidt answers questions for Stanford comp sci class
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    In video made in April this year, apparently accidentally released a few days ago then quickly deleted from Stanford's youtube channel, former Google CEO Eric Schmidt talks about neoliberalism, US AI supremacy, his plans to keep the war in Ukraine going by developing $500 killer drones, and why Google sucks because it prioritises worker wellbeing.
17. 2024-08-14 at 11:43 PM UTC in Is this sort of humor legitimate?
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um no…I was always an ITV and channel 4 lover.

    
    Those are kinks I am unfamiliar with, you'll have to teach us about them.
    
    Is the channel 4 some sort of new orifice?
18. 2024-08-14 at 8:59 PM UTC in I am NOT dead...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kafka Some people have extreme personality changes after a stroke, that would be your only hope.

    
    Hot dog I hope I have a stroke soon and finally become a mature adult.
19. 2024-08-14 at 8:19 PM UTC in When i attempt to befriend people they usually pull away from me...
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    Eat a dick OP!
20. 2024-08-14 at 8:19 PM UTC in When i attempt to befriend people they usually pull away from me...
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    Originally posted by POLECAT ever body just loves me

    
    Das right