Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2024-08-17 at 3:04 AM UTC in My face is swollen, I have a severe tooth infection
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Imagine being young and Palestinian right now.
   https://x.com/i/status/1808958043985416254
   
   
   
2. 2024-08-17 at 2:32 AM UTC in Thrift Store Finds - The definitive thread on bargins to be had
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Netflxchillr My recent thrift store find made me think of Jiggabo’s lil thread.
   
   
   Last Sunday’s attempt at my 1st Charcuterie board.
   *A bit chaotic but I’ll get there… 🤗
   
   
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   Really nice! Usually in club med countries it's just a bunch of olives (cos those are what is cheap), a bunch of bread, and a bunch of feta cheese, and that is about it. Nothing else.

3. 2024-08-17 at 2:28 AM UTC in Imagine being this child for a second.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Speedy just cleared this up for us all. If blowing the jaw bone off a small child is a good thing or a bad thing, or does it depend on who her parents are?
   
   Fucking imagine asking his question.
   
   Fucking imagine, star trek.
   
   Is blowing the jaw bone clear off a little girl a good thing Star Trek?
   
   What if the jedis just really, really, really, want to do it?
   
   Then is it a good thing, and not a generation defining war crime?
   
   Remember, you don't have to say that blowing apart little children is a good thing. No one will think any less of you if you say "I disagree with the jedis who hate me, I'd rather little children didn't get their jaw bones blown off at all".
4. 2024-08-17 at 2:20 AM UTC in Imagine being this child for a second.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Jews, everywhere, Jews!

   
   Yes. No lie detected. jedis murdering children. Convincing Europeans to murder children who they have no quarrel with. jedis everywhere, involved in all of this. No lie detected.
5. 2024-08-17 at 2:16 AM UTC in Imagine being this child for a second.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Cute, young, 12 years old. About to blossom into being univerally lusted after, Princess Jasmine tier. Maybe not far beyond there, cos we all know the cute brown girl market is crowded and you keep your natural middle eastern beauty about 4 years before you swell into the Arab Babushka stereotype. But you still have a few good years ahead of you.
   
   Suddenly evil greedy jedis come, and blow your jaw bone off. You're no longer a beautiful young object of lust, you're a literal medical freak.
   
   https://x.com/i/status/1808958043985416254
   
   
   
   
   
   Imagine seeing this sort of shit and shit talking the likes of the people claiming misogyny seriously?
   
   I can't.
6. 2024-08-17 at 2:03 AM UTC in Does Greenland even exist anymore?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Omg Scron go away
7. 2024-08-17 at 2:02 AM UTC in Does Greenland even exist anymore?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Let’s sail away
8. 2024-08-17 at 2:02 AM UTC in Does Greenland even exist anymore?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Elbow never did
   
   it was a myth made up by big longboat to sell fake real estate
   
   fake estate

   
   Take me on a longboat
9. 2024-08-17 at 1:51 AM UTC in Does Greenland even exist anymore?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Elbow never did
   
   it was a myth made up by big longboat to sell fake real estate
   
   fake estate

   
   You will never be on the longhouse ladder. You will always longboat, never longhouse.
10. 2024-08-17 at 1:27 AM UTC in Does Greenland even exist anymore?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Donald Trump You're calling me bitch? You will depend on the network of ice tunnels GG and I created very soon. We've spent years of our finite lives here in the frozen north, all the ancient astronaut and the genetic research and ancient reptillian science, all to save your worthless ungrateful asses. A waste of time if you ask me.
    
    
    
    
    
    

    
    OH MY GAD
11. 2024-08-17 at 1:10 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    We used to have mackerel coloured cats around here, but recently they all became very whiny black and white cats. I wish we had mackerel coloured cats back, they were great.
12. 2024-08-17 at 1:08 AM UTC in Bradley and Star Trek and scron and aldra ur thoughts here?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Warcry why cant we discuss this why cant anyone answer my fucking question is it money or not? what does she see in a 60 yr old man?

    
    It's 100% money. It's economic security. Not being thrown out into the street.
13. 2024-08-17 at 12:53 AM UTC in Does Greenland even exist anymore?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood can I cook amphetamines in your secret alien ice laboratory
    
    

    
    Of course you may. That was it's whole purpose for which it was constructed. Ancient ice aliens worshipped amphetamines as a god.
14. 2024-08-17 at 12:50 AM UTC in Does Greenland even exist anymore?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Fuck schizos
15. 2024-08-16 at 11:31 PM UTC in Does Greenland even exist anymore?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Donald Trump I'm not joking though, you need to get to Greenland right now.

    
    Ok but will you and GG go with me!!!!!!!!!
    
    Bitch!
16. 2024-08-16 at 11:30 PM UTC in When i attempt to befriend people they usually pull away from me...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung i attempt to befriend people they usually pull away

    
    Normal. Most people don't see any need for "friends", and unless you are right on their frequency, they are only interested in what you can offer. Money, connections, jobs, favours, attention, or, if you're female, someone to fuck. People are encouraged to be paranoid and lonely by the media, who constantly emphasise the risks of having friends with one in a million horror stories.
17. 2024-08-16 at 11:22 PM UTC in Does Greenland even exist anymore?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm not joking though, you need to get to Greenland right now.
18. 2024-08-16 at 11:21 PM UTC in Does Greenland even exist anymore?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood That's my favorite province of Canada

    
    Fuck you Canadian Greenland belongs to America by right and by destiny.
19. 2024-08-16 at 11:17 PM UTC in Does Greenland even exist anymore?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    BRO
20. 2024-08-16 at 11:16 PM UTC in Does Greenland even exist anymore?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Or wat?