Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2024-08-14 at 8:18 PM UTC in Is this sort of humor legitimate?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley I got 28 seconds into the video and found it unengaing

   
   I don't blame you. It's tyst deadpan humour, where they pretend to be serious. It's very strange to watch
2. 2024-08-14 at 8:03 PM UTC in I am NOT dead...
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   God we all need to GROW UP
3. 2024-08-14 at 8:02 PM UTC in I am NOT dead...
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The seventh buttfucker of a seventh buttfucker of a seventh buttfucker.

   
   King of all the northern buttfuckers
4. 2024-08-14 at 7:57 PM UTC in Best Sub Place?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley Do you have Cousins by you?
   
   I would rank my favorites of your list.
   
   Nigga i've been to Quiznos twice,t hey seemed too expensive for the same shit.
   
   Jersey Mike's & potbellies I never heard of.
   
   Jimmy John's was pretty shit IMO, before door dash they were one of the few places that would delivery to the hood at 3am so I got them a couple times.
   
   My favorite is Cousins, then SUbway.

   
   Your tastebuds are so STUPID
5. 2024-08-14 at 7:53 PM UTC in I am NOT dead...
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Who are you John Buttfucker, Inventor of Lil Sporty Butt Fucks, Father of getting Buttfucked, and the Ruler of the Seven Anal Kingdoms?
6. 2024-08-14 at 6:54 PM UTC in I am NOT dead...
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Sorry I just realized the football question was for Lanny.
   
   Oops accidents.
7. 2024-08-14 at 6:52 PM UTC in I am NOT dead...
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Yeah, but did you throw a football overhand or underhand?

   
   
   Overhand and I line my fingers up on the laces BITCH.
8. 2024-08-14 at 6:48 PM UTC in I am NOT dead...
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Alright. How are you at throwing footballs?

   
   My powder puff team won junior and senior year WHICH HAD NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.
   
   WHAT DO YOU THINK SPECKLES?
9. 2024-08-14 at 6:46 PM UTC in I am NOT dead...
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny One time motherfucker! And I had hurt my hand playing smash the day prior so my grip strength was diminished!

   
   🙄🙄🙄
   
   💩
10. 2024-08-14 at 6:33 PM UTC in I am NOT dead...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Unscrewing the lid off a pickle jar.

    
    I have to open the jars when Lanny can’t bc I’m a real boy Pa!
11. 2024-08-14 at 6:30 PM UTC in I am NOT dead...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Frala needs to take the pickle jar test and we'll settle this once and for all.

    
    What is the pickle jar test?
12. 2024-08-14 at 6:30 PM UTC in I am NOT dead...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kafka You're a lost cause. I'm cringing rn ew.

    
    Fantastic. Maybe you’ll finally stop messaging me and relying on me to protect you, yeah?
13. 2024-08-14 at 6:25 PM UTC in I am NOT dead...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kafka I'm not mad at you because this will make good material for the YT video I'm making about spotting women with internalised misogyny. I am scundered for you.

    
    Stop preaching this false sisterhood narrative to me.
    
    You’ve sent nudes to my fiance. You’ve harassed me about a child I don’t have. Like give the women should unite thing a break. It’s a joke.
14. 2024-08-14 at 6:20 PM UTC in Olympics clear transgender boxers to compete 🇫🇷🥖🗼🥐🇪🇺🏰
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by maddie they should fork the special olympics and allow transgenders to compete with each other so it's more fair for cis genders. Also can include men who have medical conditions with very low testosterone and woman who have abundance of testosterone.

    
    How about a league for fat out of shape guys over 40?
15. 2024-08-14 at 6:17 PM UTC in I am NOT dead...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kafka Except you weren't honest. I asked if you if he had any red flags and all you said was you were going to tell him about all my red flags. Only women with internalised misogyny do that. Anyway he said he was dangerous too and ig you knew that and weren't going to tell me. You wanted him to hurt me.

    
    Girl. I’m not sure whatever gave you the impression that you and I are friends or that I owe you anything. At all. I do not. This is when your narcissism shines on full display.
    
    You can be mad at me for not protecting you but I really do not give a shit bc well you’re an asshole lol.
16. 2024-08-14 at 6:01 PM UTC in I am NOT dead...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kafka It's just further proof you hate women.

    
    I don’t hate anybody. Don’t involve me in your business if you don’t want me to be honest.
17. 2024-08-14 at 5:57 PM UTC in I am NOT dead...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Maybe you shouldn’t have messaged me about it in the first place :)
18. 2024-08-14 at 5:56 PM UTC in Olympics clear transgender boxers to compete 🇫🇷🥖🗼🥐🇪🇺🏰
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19. 2024-08-14 at 5:43 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Everything magnetisable will acquire a slight magnetic polarity over time just because of the magnetic fields all around inducing a magnetic charge, which is basically just molecular alignment.
20. 2024-08-14 at 5:40 PM UTC in What is your favorite GTA gang
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    
    VERSE 1:
    IT WAS BACK IN 1849 AT THE SPRINGFIELD GOLDEN NUGGET MINE,
    THAT MY GREAT-GRANDMA, DLORES SAVED THE DAY
    WHEN SHE PROPPED THE SHAFT AND SAVED THE LIVES
    OF THE OTHER FORTY OTHER SPRINGFIELD WIVES
    WHEN ALL MA GRANDPA'S BUDDIES RAN AWAY
    
    CHORUS:
    THE MENFOLF FOUND THEIR WOMEN SCARY
    'COS THEY WERE SO BIG AND HAIRY,
    THEY THOUGHT OF DYNAMITE TO SEAL THEM IN
    
    [MUSIC PLAYS]
    
    VERSE 2:
    GRAMPS WAS KNOWN AS "CHAPPED LIPS CALHOUN,"
    HE WAS IN THE LOCAL SALOON,
    IN CAME BILLY-JOE WALTON THROUGH THE DOOR
    HE SAID "THEY'VE BLOWN THE GOLDEN NUGGET
    MY GRANDADDY SAID "OH F...DARN IT!"
    'YOU BURIED MY DLORES, MY SWEET LITTLE GOLDEN ORE"
    
    SWING IT SON
    
    [MUSIC PLAYS]
    
    VERSE 3:
    NOW MY GRANDDADY JUMPED FROM HIS TABLE
    FINISHED HIS JUG,
    AND HE GOT UP TO THAT MINE JUST AS LIKETY-DARN-SPLIT AS HE COULD,
    STOPPED OFF TO FETCH A SHOVEL,
    FEED THE DOGS,
    BRUSH HIS TEETH,
    CLEAN THE JOHN AND GIVE HIS HOSS ONE FINAL RUBDOWN
    
    COS' A COWBOY'S LIFE AIN'T EASY AND LIFE IS HARD,
    YOU CAN TAKE HIM FROM THE SADDLE,
    BUT HE'LL BE FOREVED SCARRED
    
    [MUSIC BREAK]
    
    'COS MY GRANDPA WAS A MAN IN LOVE,
    CALLED DLORES HIS "PRARIE DOVE,"
    AND HE TOLD HER THAT HE LOVED HER WITH EVERY SIGH
    
    'COS SHE NEVER ONE FORGAVE HIM,
    EVEN UNDERNEATH THE CAVE IN,
    BUT HE KNEW THAT SHE WOULD FORGIVE HIM,
    IN THAT GOLDMINE IN THE SKY
    
    GOLDMINE IN THE SKY