Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2024-10-28 at 11:48 AM UTC in I want to buy drugs
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RandyCain Or ask a user.

   
   Her mom isn't gonna tell her
2. 2024-10-28 at 11:46 AM UTC in What I'm looking for in a man
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kafka This is all I feel like typing:
   
   I speak directly.
   My need to make my own money will bring more stability.
   I give wise counsel.
   I’ll never have stretchmarks.
   I have a cute voice.
   I am an ambivert so won’t drain energy.
   My history of hypochondria means I can pick up on early signs of illness and potentially save your life.
   My face and body proportions are perfect and these genes can be passed on.
   People have told me my life is like a movie and yours will be too.
   I can’t shout at you because I’ve lost part of my voice.
   I’m a good judge of character and can tell you who you can’t trust.
   My ability to imagine future scenarios can help you make decisions.
   Your child will inherit aspergers.
   My being a life-long learner and having read thousands of books means you can learn from me.
   Your skincare will improve.
   I’m familiar with acupressure techniques.
   I’m good at decorating.
   My vagina has received compliments.
   I don’t expect men not to cheat.
   I won’t care if you want to eat takeaway everyday.

   
   That's the most boring movie I've ever heard of. Watch some Irish drunk get liquored up and listen to hypnosis tapes for 14 hours a day. Riveting. You're a real dumb bitch aren't you.
3. 2024-10-28 at 11:39 AM UTC in In honor of spooptober, we have a new theme
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Halloween one is good but thread titles should be green too. Too much orange
4. 2024-10-28 at 11:25 AM UTC in I'm Leaving and Lanny is the Reason
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Crispy I miss touching his hair

   
   Is it that nice? I thought black guys had rough hair. well I'm sure you'll see him again soon, he's not going back that quick is he
5. 2024-10-28 at 11:05 AM UTC in I want to buy drugs
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The easiest way to find a dealer is to ask a black guy
6. 2024-10-28 at 10:50 AM UTC in I want to buy drugs
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   which ones do you wana do
7. 2024-10-28 at 10:25 AM UTC in I want to buy drugs
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Ok
8. 2024-10-28 at 10:11 AM UTC in I want to buy drugs
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Why do you even wana do drugs? Aren't you happy yet? You have tons of friends like you always wanted, a boyfriend, good grades, nothing bad is happening in your life right now
9. 2024-10-28 at 2:20 AM UTC in I want to carve a pumpkin.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Kill me
10. 2024-10-27 at 11:20 PM UTC in I just got out of a pychward
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fluttershy yeah i don't have anything better to do tonight

    
    Loading the gun now
11. 2024-10-27 at 10:47 PM UTC in I just got out of a pychward
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fluttershy Because he wanted to storm off but can't actually stand to not get validation from internet strangers for more than 24 hours.

    
    If I kms on live would you watch it
12. 2024-10-27 at 10:35 PM UTC in What I'm looking for in a man
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Sorry my IQ is 145, we are incompatible
13. 2024-10-27 at 10:35 PM UTC in Did u guys know AI will just write papers for u
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Sometimes it'll just make shit up though. You might show it something and it'll give a detailed analysis of some completely fabricated bullshit.
14. 2024-10-27 at 10:18 PM UTC in I'm Leaving and Lanny is the Reason
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Leave. Die. No one cares.
15. 2024-10-27 at 10:17 PM UTC in I just got out of a pychward
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Why are you pretending you're a new user? Shut up. No one gives a fuck
16. 2024-10-27 at 7:27 AM UTC in I just got out of a pychward
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Should I kill myself tonight? Who would watch if I live streamed it
17. 2024-10-27 at 7:18 AM UTC in Ive decided.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I agree, you should always only do whatever you want, without any regard to how it affects others. Other people are fucking pussies
18. 2024-10-27 at 2:19 AM UTC in Do you feel loved when you come on this forum?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Have you ever considered moving back to the Militarized Friendship Zone?

    
    That's the plan. Gearing up rn, getting reaaaaaaaalll TACTICAL.
19. 2024-10-27 at 2:14 AM UTC in Kid falls in love with and kills himself at request of Danerys Targaryen chat bot.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood always on her damn phone

    
    She's texting her boo
20. 2024-10-27 at 2:13 AM UTC in Spice Trading
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Haven't you heard of chicken tikka? It's the national dish of England now...