Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2024-10-23 at 2:38 PM UTC in Someone gave me half a pizza today!!!
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Instigator Yeah thanks for saving me the time to type this exact sentence.

   
   You just wrote a longer one
2. 2024-10-23 at 2:37 PM UTC in BradleyB93s Inspirational Weight Loss Journey
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Netflxchillr

   
   People on twitter be like, "Thigh gap!"
3. 2024-10-23 at 5:17 AM UTC in Leader of Hezbullah Begs for Ceasefire
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ To be honest, admittedly, I also got all my news from Walter Cronkite at one point.

   
   It's going in your file
4. 2024-10-23 at 5:15 AM UTC in The last two months of my life
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hm
5. 2024-10-23 at 5:14 AM UTC in What’s your favourite dinosaur?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Far McFar pedo

   
   She told me what you did, Wozny.
   
   I'm going to the police with all the fabricated evidence. I mean all the evidence against you.
6. 2024-10-23 at 4:02 AM UTC in Leader of Hezbullah Begs for Ceasefire
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   OP, your a retard.
   
   What's even the point of this thread? You have no actual idea what's going on you just have your preconceived idea of the "good guys" and "bad guys" and you're just cheering on the sidelines like a retarded sports fan or something.
   
   MY GUYS OWNED THE OTHER GUYS. COME TO MY TOWN DAS WHAT HAPPENS. I WEAR DA SAME SHIRT AS THESE GUYS. THOSE OTHER GUYS IN DIFFERENT SHIRTS ARE GONNA GET DESTROYED.
   
   shut up.
7. 2024-10-23 at 3:46 AM UTC in I really want a big spinach salad
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What the fuck.
8. 2024-10-23 at 3:42 AM UTC in The last two months of my life
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Far McFar isn't this whats her face from totse
   
   MmmmmmmmmmmmAYBE

   
   No. It was some random faggot I talked to a lot in tiny chat along with... that Asian chick from Austin. Jerome.
   
   Yeah this guy was a creep, loser, and faggot
9. 2024-10-23 at 3:40 AM UTC in What’s your favourite dinosaur?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Don't be nervous. Whatever the scale says, your worth as a human being is more than grams of hydrocarbons! 🫂
10. 2024-10-22 at 10:52 PM UTC in The last two months of my life
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    He's ded
11. 2024-10-22 at 10:47 PM UTC in ghosted by a tranny last night >:(
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley Would u fork a fat Latino tranny in a cop unoforn???

    
    No, but I'd spoon a skinny white tranny in a nurse uniform
12. 2024-10-22 at 9:59 PM UTC in ghosted by a tranny last night >:(
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Crispy Men who aren’t delusional like this are better

    
    Delusional sure, but not like this!
13. 2024-10-22 at 6:05 PM UTC in Someone gave me half a pizza today!!!
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You need to exercise purge now. Don't lose all your progress.
14. 2024-10-22 at 5:06 PM UTC in I'm in Montreal
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Well well well, who do we have here? Mr. Worldwide. First Japan, now Canada. A true global citizen.

    
    I'm an international man of mystery fuys
15. 2024-10-22 at 5:05 PM UTC in I'm in Montreal
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley Have you tried making a local friend

    
    I have one who lives around here but she couldn't meet
16. 2024-10-22 at 4:57 PM UTC in Kingoffrogs' Bug Problem
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You're properly caulked...
17. 2024-10-22 at 6:45 AM UTC in I'm in Montreal
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    A bum nigger tried to rob me
18. 2024-10-22 at 6:44 AM UTC in I'm in Montreal
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19. 2024-10-22 at 4:42 AM UTC in I'm in Montreal
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    alr im drunk as shit, going to climb the basilica now
20. 2024-10-22 at 4:41 AM UTC in Don't call me bro
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley As a gang name I've heard a lot worse

    
    People used to call me Matrix, The Machine, The Count.