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What I'm looking for in a man
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2024-10-27 at 9:27 PM UTC
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2024-10-27 at 9:34 PM UTCYou know what I'm looking for in a woman?
My dick -
2024-10-27 at 9:35 PM UTC
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2024-10-27 at 9:41 PM UTC
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2024-10-27 at 9:43 PM UTCRat infested (literally. I HAVE A VIDEO THE LAST TIME I ATE THERE THERE)
Go to a real taqueria ya fat fuck. It cost about the same -
2024-10-27 at 9:49 PM UTCDo they have chalupaa
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2024-10-27 at 10:03 PM UTC
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2024-10-27 at 10:31 PM UTC
Originally posted by Far McFar ^found the effeminate one.
Men's best friend is a Dog
Women's is a Diamond with a matching Diamond Broach for her pet cat in her lap.
Why in the fuck would you ever hate dogs. Women are like cats. Untrustworthy to the core
Except my Saint of a Mother of course
i hate cats too. -
2024-10-27 at 10:35 PM UTCSorry my IQ is 145, we are incompatible
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2024-10-28 at 1:20 AM UTCTypical woman. Expects the man to bring everything to the table, with a lengthy laundry list of demands and needs, but never even once mentions what she brings to the table: because it's nothing.
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2024-10-28 at 1:41 AM UTCHoly fucking shit
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2024-10-28 at 1:46 AM UTC
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2024-10-28 at 1:53 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-28 at 2:15 AM UTC
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-10-28 at 2:27 AM UTCI didn’t know you were a christorian, scron!
Figures. -
2024-10-28 at 2:28 AM UTCHe's a rat-faced Christian.
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2024-10-28 at 2:48 AM UTC
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Typical woman. Expects the man to bring everything to the table, with a lengthy laundry list of demands and needs, but never even once mentions what she brings to the table: because it's nothing.
This is all I feel like typing:
I speak directly.
My need to make my own money will bring more stability.
I give wise counsel.
I’ll never have stretchmarks.
I have a cute voice.
I am an ambivert so won’t drain energy.
My history of hypochondria means I can pick up on early signs of illness and potentially save your life.
My face and body proportions are perfect and these genes can be passed on.
People have told me my life is like a movie and yours will be too.
I can’t shout at you because I’ve lost part of my voice.
I’m a good judge of character and can tell you who you can’t trust.
My ability to imagine future scenarios can help you make decisions.
Your child will inherit aspergers.
My being a life-long learner and having read thousands of books means you can learn from me.
Your skincare will improve.
I’m familiar with acupressure techniques.
I’m good at decorating.
My vagina has received compliments.
I don’t expect men not to cheat.
I won’t care if you want to eat takeaway everyday. -
2024-10-28 at 4:18 AM UTC
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2024-10-28 at 11:46 AM UTC
Originally posted by Kafka This is all I feel like typing:
I speak directly.
My need to make my own money will bring more stability.
I give wise counsel.
I’ll never have stretchmarks.
I have a cute voice.
I am an ambivert so won’t drain energy.
My history of hypochondria means I can pick up on early signs of illness and potentially save your life.
My face and body proportions are perfect and these genes can be passed on.
People have told me my life is like a movie and yours will be too.
I can’t shout at you because I’ve lost part of my voice.
I’m a good judge of character and can tell you who you can’t trust.
My ability to imagine future scenarios can help you make decisions.
Your child will inherit aspergers.
My being a life-long learner and having read thousands of books means you can learn from me.
Your skincare will improve.
I’m familiar with acupressure techniques.
I’m good at decorating.
My vagina has received compliments.
I don’t expect men not to cheat.
I won’t care if you want to eat takeaway everyday.
That's the most boring movie I've ever heard of. Watch some Irish drunk get liquored up and listen to hypnosis tapes for 14 hours a day. Riveting. You're a real dumb bitch aren't you. -
2024-10-28 at 12:20 PM UTC
Originally posted by Fax 📠 That's the most boring movie I've ever heard of. Watch some Irish drunk get liquored up and listen to hypnosis tapes for 14 hours a day. Riveting. You're a real dumb bitch aren't you.
You don't know what kind of life I've lived. You don't even know me, because since I joined I've had long covid. You don't know who I was before that. January 2022 was when I got the vaccine that killed me. Back then people said I seemed aloof, I know I'm not fully recovered.
